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Chinese News Reporter Mistakes Sex Toy For Rare Mushroom
msn.now ^ | 19 June 2012

Posted on 06/19/2012 12:05:23 PM PDT by zeestephen

Chinese villagers discovered an unusual mushroom 260 feet below ground. A completely serious female reporter gives a completely serious news report on it. The video has gone viral in China. In a follow up statement the news station said the young reporter "was unwise to the ways of the world."

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KEYWORDS: china; mushroom; unusualmushroom
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1 posted on 06/19/2012 12:05:27 PM PDT by zeestephen
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To: zeestephen

so many questions...


2 posted on 06/19/2012 12:10:20 PM PDT by Principled (It's not enthusiasm for Romney, it's grim determination to remove Hussein)
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To: zeestephen

Paging Jon Stewart. White courtesy phone please.


3 posted on 06/19/2012 12:13:36 PM PDT by nhoward14
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To: zeestephen

Couldn’t they tell from its texture that it is synthetic?


4 posted on 06/19/2012 12:13:48 PM PDT by citizencon
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To: zeestephen

That’s something our left-wing news babes would never get wrong.


5 posted on 06/19/2012 12:13:48 PM PDT by FormerLib (Sacrificing our land and our blood cannot buy protection from jihad.-Bishop Artemije of Kosovo)
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To: zeestephen

260 feet underground?


6 posted on 06/19/2012 12:13:48 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: zeestephen

Ahh, yes. That would be the extremely rare Chinese mushroom, known as the Long Dong................


7 posted on 06/19/2012 12:17:03 PM PDT by Red Badger (Think logically. Act normally.................)
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To: zeestephen

It’s silly for sure, but that reporter is probably a very nice girl and the kind you would want to take home to meet Mom.

I know some women who would not only identify it immediately, but also tell you the make and model number too.


8 posted on 06/19/2012 12:17:55 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: Principled

Anyone check on where Laz has been lately?

Found in the lost luggage from a Japanese businessman?

When was Clintons last speech in China?


9 posted on 06/19/2012 12:18:24 PM PDT by BubbaJunebug
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To: zeestephen

Chinese girls are adorable. This video makes them even more so.


10 posted on 06/19/2012 12:21:03 PM PDT by winner3000 (ss)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Don’t ask; you don’t want to know. I don’t. (Coal miners?)


11 posted on 06/19/2012 12:21:07 PM PDT by carriage_hill (All libs & most dems think that life is just a sponge bath, with a happy ending.)
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To: zeestephen; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; Daffynition

Fungi? She hardly knew ‘im!


12 posted on 06/19/2012 12:24:46 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The media ignored the 40th anniversary of Bill Ayers' Pentagon bombing but not Watergate. Ask Why.)
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To: nhoward14

Jon Stewart’s real name is Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz. Of course, I’m a racist for pointing that out.


13 posted on 06/19/2012 12:27:13 PM PDT by MeganC (No way in Hell am I voting for Mitt Romney. Not now, not ever. Deal with it.)
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To: MeganC

Now is that the same Jon Leibowitz who makes about $41,000 a day and who has estates put in the names of his pets?? That Leibowitz, or another?


14 posted on 06/19/2012 12:28:36 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: a fool in paradise

That wouldn’t be morel.


15 posted on 06/19/2012 12:29:08 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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To: PGR88

I was just thinking that it’s really kind of sweet that she didn’t recognise it. In this sexualised culture, it’s almost impossible to think of anything innocuous which hasn’t had sexual connotations attached to it, it’s very irritating. Even kids can’t escape it.


16 posted on 06/19/2012 12:29:49 PM PDT by mrsmel (One Who Can See)
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To: SoFloFreeper

The one and the same!


17 posted on 06/19/2012 12:30:36 PM PDT by MeganC (No way in Hell am I voting for Mitt Romney. Not now, not ever. Deal with it.)
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To: Responsibility2nd; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows

Was Anderson Cooper ever abroad in China?


19 posted on 06/19/2012 12:36:26 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The media ignored the 40th anniversary of Bill Ayers' Pentagon bombing but not Watergate. Ask Why.)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Re: “260 feet underground?”

I’ll guess the villagers were growing mushrooms - typically underground - and “found” this item.

Best not to allow your imagination to wander too far down that path.


20 posted on 06/19/2012 12:38:57 PM PDT by zeestephen
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