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President Obama Canít Be in the Same Room As Forks Anymore?
http://nymag.com ^ | June 22 2012 | Dan Amira

Posted on 06/22/2012 4:17:52 PM PDT by Para-Ord.45

Just a few days after announcing that his administration would no longer deport about 800,000 young illegal immigrants, you would think that President Obama would be received as something of a hero by NALEO, the National Association of Latino Elected Officials, before whom Obama is giving a speech this afternoon in Orlando. But the Secret Service wasn't taking any chances. As hundreds of Latino elected officials were enjoying their lunch at Disney's Contemporary Resort earlier today, it was announced that forks would be collected before Obama took the stage. It was also mentioned that knives, too, were entirely absent from the lunch for "a reason."

"There's a reason why there are no knives at your table & the forks WILL be collected..I'm not joking" says NALEO host re: Secret Service

Kelly O'Donnell (@KellyO) June 22, 2012

Why was it determined that Obama and forks can no longer coexist peacefully? Did the Secret Service pick up some intelligence on an unspecified fork threat to the president? We have contacted them for answers, and we will report back to you as soon as possible.

(Excerpt) Read more at nymag.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: forkless; forklessfriday; forks; forkyou; paranoia; racism; sourcetitlenoturl; sporks
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To: Para-Ord.45

He was probably afraid somebody would stick a fork in him, because he knows “he’s done.”


21 posted on 06/22/2012 4:35:08 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: Para-Ord.45

Hard to come to grips with reality. Can’t be done. No fork to stick in............


22 posted on 06/22/2012 4:35:08 PM PDT by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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To: Para-Ord.45

What, you’ve never seen an assault fork thrown at a range of 20 yards by a mexican ninja? Awesome, man. You’ve have nightmares too.


23 posted on 06/22/2012 4:35:08 PM PDT by sphinx
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To: slumber1

Hard to eat your tender grassy knoll salad with a spoon.


24 posted on 06/22/2012 4:37:02 PM PDT by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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To: Para-Ord.45

Not even one of those cocktail forks used on lemon wedges?


25 posted on 06/22/2012 4:37:53 PM PDT by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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To: Para-Ord.45

Bambi may be the kind of guy people might want to “fork”


26 posted on 06/22/2012 4:39:09 PM PDT by The Wizard (Madam President is my President now and in the future)
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To: Para-Ord.45

It would hurt more to be stabbed by a spoon.


27 posted on 06/22/2012 4:40:40 PM PDT by Flag_This (Real presidents don't bow.)
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To: Para-Ord.45

forking... hmmmmm. Is that related to fraking?


28 posted on 06/22/2012 4:40:53 PM PDT by upchuck (Need is not an acceptable lifestyle choice; dependent is not a career. ~ Dr. Tim Nerenz)
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To: Para-Ord.45

Stick a fork in him. He’s Done.


29 posted on 06/22/2012 4:41:02 PM PDT by DFG ("Dumb, Dependent, and Democrat is no way to go through life" - Louie Gohmert (R-TX))
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To: Para-Ord.45
Maybe they feared they were bringing pitchforks!
30 posted on 06/22/2012 4:42:09 PM PDT by Former Fetus (Saved by grace through faith)
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To: Flag_This

Aha! You saw the movie, too!


31 posted on 06/22/2012 4:42:21 PM PDT by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto.)
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To: upchuck
Fork it over.............Literally!

The new Obama 2012 campaign slogan!

32 posted on 06/22/2012 4:44:23 PM PDT by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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To: nhoward14

[ This was in Florida. They want to make it hard for anybody to try to eat the President. ]

I am sure you wouldn’t want to as it is all stringy and when you hit the occasional pocket of fat the THC from his “choomin’ “ would literally blow your mind.

Michelle on the other hand would be more succulents, but she already gets eaten every night by Valerie Jarrett.....


33 posted on 06/22/2012 4:44:23 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: blackdog

Obama to Latinos, “Come Forward and Fork over your Forks”


34 posted on 06/22/2012 4:46:03 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: Former Fetus

I wouldn’t trust the little fairy bastard commie with pointy objects either if I were the Secret Service.


35 posted on 06/22/2012 4:46:59 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: GraceG

Imagine the cullinary paralysis when Obama visits Asia!


36 posted on 06/22/2012 4:47:37 PM PDT by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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To: Para-Ord.45

But yet, still, in first class, you can still have silverware on planes.


37 posted on 06/22/2012 4:48:14 PM PDT by SkyDancer ("Ambition Without Talent Is Sad - Talent Without Ambition Is Worse")
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To: combat_boots
"Aha! You saw the movie, too!"

"So it begins!"

38 posted on 06/22/2012 4:49:08 PM PDT by Flag_This (Real presidents don't bow.)
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To: Para-Ord.45
Forks...we don't need no stinking forks....

every time I see a pic of him eating...

it's "elbows on the table" holding on with both hands to scarf it down.

39 posted on 06/22/2012 4:54:26 PM PDT by spokeshave (The only people better off today than 4 years ago are the Prisoners at Guantanamo.)
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To: Para-Ord.45

Well the DNC has been trying to find a campaign motto that sticks,,,maybe now they found one:

“Fork Off!”


40 posted on 06/22/2012 4:55:13 PM PDT by austinaero (Obama or America - can't have both)
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