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Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat Inside Kentucky Walmart
CBS Cleveland ^ | June 22, 2012

Posted on 06/24/2012 12:06:44 PM PDT by Gamecock

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To: TribalPrincess2U

Is anyone getting this crap almost every time they click? Not getting it on any other site!!!!

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Sorry for the multiple posts but this site.


61 posted on 06/24/2012 2:37:18 PM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (54,000,000 0bama's people on welfare and food stamps?)
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To: davius

Salve

LMAOF LOL LOL

Merci.


62 posted on 06/24/2012 3:54:05 PM PDT by MCSP2008 (Romanian native > ESL)
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To: TribalPrincess2U

Salve

Click on F5 to refresh, if you use Mozilla just look at the bottom of bar if you use IE same thing, you will see it holds that is when is loading pages. I have this too, I think FR servers are overloading and connections are not utilize fully.

Merci.


63 posted on 06/24/2012 3:57:14 PM PDT by MCSP2008 (Romanian native > ESL)
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To: Boogieman
Women never look before they sit down.

Ain't that the truth! Otherwise, they wouldn't boil out of there bitching at you because somebody left the seat up.

The last time I lived with a woman (about 10 years ago), we finally declared a truce after I pee'd all over the seat a dozen times and then we both agreed to leave the seat in the condition we found it.

Pretty sure I'm too old to train another one that way.

64 posted on 06/24/2012 3:59:44 PM PDT by elkfersupper ( Member of the Original Defiant Class)
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To: elkfersupper

At my work, we have a bathroom where the toilet is installed in such a way that you cannot close or open the door if the seat is down. Pretty much takes the issue off the table for debate :)


65 posted on 06/24/2012 4:43:16 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Gamecock

WLEX-TV reports that woman was stuck for more than an hour on the toilet


Wow!! A whole hour?? Undo two plastic bolts and slide her on for the gurney-journey . . .


66 posted on 06/24/2012 4:46:25 PM PDT by trailz
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To: Gamecock

CBS Newsbreak Just Now: Sandra Fluke just superglued her vagina shut by mistake. Thought it was KY Jelly!


67 posted on 06/24/2012 4:57:50 PM PDT by Doc Savage ("I've shot people I like a lot more,...for a lot less!" Raylan Givins)
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To: MCSP2008
Is your local France FRiend?
68 posted on 06/24/2012 5:53:48 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Gamecock
In an interview with the ER Doctor who had to aide the poor woman. Its' reported that the following conversation took place:

Once the ER Doctor got in position where he could figure out how to free her.

Lady:"Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."

Doctor:"Oh, I've seen lots of them before,....I just never saw one mounted and framed".

LOL

69 posted on 06/24/2012 6:09:24 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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To: MCSP2008

I’m Safari. It only happened on FR.


70 posted on 06/24/2012 6:16:30 PM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (54,000,000 0bama's people on welfare and food stamps?)
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To: trailz
Undo two plastic bolts and slide her on for the gurney-journey . . .

Too subtle.

When worked EMS I always went with the Jaws of Life.


71 posted on 06/24/2012 6:35:08 PM PDT by Gamecock (I worked out with a dumbbell yesterday and I feel vigorous!)
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To: TribalPrincess2U
Sorry for the multiple posts but this site.

The thing is the site isn't responsible for you pushing the post button 3 or 4 times. All you have to do is refresh your screen and then check to see if you post made it. The rest of us are doing just fine and only leaving one post.

72 posted on 06/24/2012 6:46:00 PM PDT by calex59
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To: Boogieman
Women never look before they sit down.

No they don't, do they?

Never leave your sunglasses on the passenger seat.

73 posted on 06/24/2012 6:49:54 PM PDT by Sir Francis Dashwood ("Arjuna, why have you have dropped your bow???")
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To: Chode
"bullsh!t... she didn't stand up as soon as she felt the wetness???"

By the time she "felt the wetness", it was already too late. "Super glue" is a super-fast contact adhesive. Works REALLY REALLY WELL on skin and tissue (which is why the military used (uses?) it to close wounds (I know it was used in Vietnam....don't know if it is still in the medic repertoire). Cyanoacrylates have some toxicity problems, but at the time, the risk from the toxicity was held to be insignificant compared to the utility in shortening trauma.

74 posted on 06/24/2012 6:55:10 PM PDT by Wonder Warthog
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To: Wonder Warthog
and it drys real fast tooo... the chance of somebody putting it on there and it not drying before somebody else sat on it are in my view, very slim

i still think it was a setup

75 posted on 06/24/2012 7:06:36 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: calex59

I know i was doing multiply posts. Everytime I got that message I would go back and hit the post thinking it didn’t go through. But thanks for the input.


76 posted on 06/24/2012 7:21:21 PM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (54,000,000 0bama's people on welfare and food stamps?)
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To: calex59

I know i was doing multiply posts. Everytime I got that message I would go back and hit the post thinking it didn’t go through. But thanks for the input.


77 posted on 06/24/2012 7:21:21 PM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (54,000,000 0bama's people on welfare and food stamps?)
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To: Gamecock

I recall a couple of incidents of this sort also.
Another ‘similar’ one happened about many moons or so ago when the women were being accepted into the male domains.
A good friend of mine (who is long ‘gone’) was a Supervisor for the telephone company in Northern Virginia and when the women were first being integrated into all male units there was usually only one rest room so they (kind of) reserved a stall for the lady and ‘da boyz’ set up the stall with little soap, limited TP and other niceties and as a ‘hoot’ a sheet of saran wrap firmly in place, over the bowl.
When you think that a women (at that time) would wait till the last possible moment to go into the mens so there was very little time for ‘checking’ the seat....

He eventually ended up with ‘early retirement’....but as a rule, in general, the lady had no one to ‘complain’ to as no one really cared....


78 posted on 06/24/2012 7:27:25 PM PDT by xrmusn (6/98 "Hopefully this administration is a "bad dream" - think the Newhart show.")
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To: UncleHambone
Also, if FR says “Service Unavailable” when you post, your post may have gone through. Trying again may cause multiple reposts.

I'm aware of that but the solution would be to click "back" and "reload" to check and see if it posted. Another solution would be to have two windows open for the same article, all of which is difficult when F.R. is having problems.

Also, normally F.R. is slow in comparison to opening and navigating places like Google or Yahoo and just about any other place I can think of. Been that way for years.

I know, I know, if I don't like it, I can leave and yes, as a matter of fact, I am a monthly donor.

79 posted on 06/24/2012 7:55:58 PM PDT by Graybeard58 (Come quickly Lord Jesus.)
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To: Clay Moore

Yes...people do a lot of crazy things to sue for money


80 posted on 06/24/2012 9:35:54 PM PDT by LadyDoc
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