To: Secret Agent Man
Obviously you’ve never lit a fart.
posted on 06/27/2012 8:15:11 PM PDT
(The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
I thought about it later after I typed it, but think of it more as a high pressure fuel vapor bomb, sucks all the air out of the surrounding atmosphere and you suffocate. Because it’s going to be coming out of those big ol’ butt cheeks very, very fast.
posted on 06/27/2012 8:19:52 PM PDT
by Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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