“Mr. GnL, do you have a gun in your home?”
“No, doc, I have many guns. I have an arsenal so large it would scare the bejeezus out of you.”
“Mr. GnL, do you have a gun in your home”
Maybe I do and maybe I don’t...next question please!
This question was on the questionnaire I got when taking my yearly physical. I wrote in large letters: “NOT YOUR BUSINESS!!”
When going over the questionnaire, the doctor sheepishly explained that this question was there because if I did have guns, he would want to know if my children were trained in gun safety. I said, “Well, then why don’t you just ask me if my children are trained in gun safety?”
He moved on.