'I'm a eat you': Crazed naked man high on bath salts threatens to eat police officers as they try to

Daily Mail ^ | 11:37 EST, 3 July 2012 | Daily Mail Reporter

[Silentgypsy]

Crowbar the Dog chased a bunny out of the garden this evening. We have funny hole in the ground, but aren’t certain to whom they should be attributed.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

What is with people running nekkid?

It is not that warm out there.

[Silentgypsy]

I thought typsos were a condition of posting here. Please excuse—still trying to get the hang of this.

[Silentgypsy]

There are some red flying beetle type critters munching on our green bean leaves. We went to the ag coop today and the fellow there suggested Sevin powder. Do your leaves look like lace? The gardening thread is so helpful. fanfan is on it.

[Tax-chick]

No, our bean plants are turning brown and shriveling up.

It just started raining here, and Jake came in. I’m going to bed!

[Silentgypsy]

Oh, good heavens! I had nightmares about that stuff when I was in second grade.

[Silentgypsy]

Looks like it has been pulled. What was the prevailing sentiment?

[Cyber Liberty]

Timbuktu is Al Qaeda now.

[Silentgypsy]

God Bless and sweet dreams, T-c!

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

The Llama has to match his rider...

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And there was a green Llama; the rider upon it was oozing and really putrid.

I don't know, it just doesn't seem to work.

[Cyber Liberty]

I think they were trying to raise funds by convincing a poster to return to FR...one who opused out a while ago, “never to return.”

[NicknamedBob]

"Timbuktu is Al Qaeda now."

We're talking about a restaurant near the BWI Airport.

I like to meet FReepers there who are traveling through.

But I was thinking about that fact when I first mentioned Timbuktu. I take the time when posting to frame my words carefully, and to conceal any Easter Eggs that I can contrive.

It is that careful attention that helps me avoid Darksheare's baleful influence.

[Cyber Liberty]

Well, yeah. Dark’s coffee will KILL you, quickly if you are lucky.

[NicknamedBob]

"Well, yeah. Dark’s coffee will KILL you, quickly if you are lucky."

Given a choice between Dark's coffee, and Socrates' final libation, I'm pretty sure I'd feel safer with the hemlock.

[Cyber Liberty]

(applause and agreement all around. Followed by a hushed silence for our friend deployed.)

[null and void]

Quix got banned for reasons unclear.

Apparently by JimRob himself.

Doesn't look good for getting him back, but we managed to redeem Laz, so I suppose anything is possible.

Yes, Quix is a bit of a nutter, but by golly, he's our nutter!

[Domestic Church]

I have a roma and a beefsteak in pots in the front near the door but the back garden is kaput...not enough time with work, the commute and hubby’s chemo which is even farther and no one else (teens) jumped in to help get the plastic chickenwire up. Ce la vie.

[Silentgypsy]

Redeem Laz? Great balls of fire! Where Tango Halifax was I?

[null and void]

Yeah, Laz got banned some years back, there was a successful Free Laz campaign.

[Tax-chick]