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'I'm a eat you': Crazed naked man high on bath salts threatens to eat police officers as they try to
Daily Mail ^ | 11:37 EST, 3 July 2012 | Daily Mail Reporter

Posted on 07/03/2012 12:06:58 PM PDT by null and void


Newest 'cannibal': Karl Laventure apparently told police he wanted to eat their faces

Laventure appeared out of some woods and was seen running naked around a golf range near Atlanta, swinging a club around his head and screaming.

At first, they tried using pepper spray to stop him, but that left him undeterred.

'He didn't even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open,'

They then turned to their Tasers and though that momentarily shocked Laventure to the ground, it did not stop him.


Trouble: It took several police officers a significant amount of effort to subdue Karl Laventure when he was allegedly high on bathsalts

'We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed,'

He was still talking gibberish, cussing, saying he wanted to eat us, other people

The video shows him talking about the deceased rappers Biggie and Tupac, making animal sounds, and continuing to threaten the police officers.


Strong: Police sprayed him with pepper spray and shocked him with a taser five times before they were able to get him on the ground


Interrupted: Witnesses saw a naked Laventure running around the Atlanta Golf Center on June 14 'making animal noises'

Among other things he said "I'm'a eat you. I'll eat you, I don't want to eat you but I will,"

Though they controlled him enough to force him to a nearby hospital, he attacked one of the nurses on the scene and another fight ensued.

There have been a number of 'cannibal' incidents linked to bath salts in recent weeks.

Bath salts, a synthetic amphetamine cocktail known as 'the new LSD'

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


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To: Silentgypsy

I think they were trying to raise funds by convincing a poster to return to FR...one who opused out a while ago, “never to return.”


151 posted on 07/03/2012 7:51:48 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Cyber Liberty; LibreOuMort; Darksheare
"Timbuktu is Al Qaeda now."

We're talking about a restaurant near the BWI Airport.

I like to meet FReepers there who are traveling through.

But I was thinking about that fact when I first mentioned Timbuktu. I take the time when posting to frame my words carefully, and to conceal any Easter Eggs that I can contrive.

It is that careful attention that helps me avoid Darksheare's baleful influence.

152 posted on 07/03/2012 8:00:02 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare

Well, yeah. Dark’s coffee will KILL you, quickly if you are lucky.


153 posted on 07/03/2012 8:02:52 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Cyber Liberty; Darksheare
"Well, yeah. Dark’s coffee will KILL you, quickly if you are lucky."

Given a choice between Dark's coffee, and Socrates' final libation, I'm pretty sure I'd feel safer with the hemlock.

154 posted on 07/03/2012 8:09:12 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

(applause and agreement all around. Followed by a hushed silence for our friend deployed.)


155 posted on 07/03/2012 8:10:43 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Silentgypsy; Jim Robinson; Lazamataz; Quix
Quix got banned for reasons unclear.

Apparently by JimRob himself.

Doesn't look good for getting him back, but we managed to redeem Laz, so I suppose anything is possible.

Yes, Quix is a bit of a nutter, but by golly, he's our nutter!

156 posted on 07/03/2012 8:17:45 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1259 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered... FREE QUIX)
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To: fanfan

I have a roma and a beefsteak in pots in the front near the door but the back garden is kaput...not enough time with work, the commute and hubby’s chemo which is even farther and no one else (teens) jumped in to help get the plastic chickenwire up. Ce la vie.


157 posted on 07/03/2012 8:35:42 PM PDT by Domestic Church (AMDG ...)
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To: null and void

Redeem Laz? Great balls of fire! Where Tango Halifax was I?


158 posted on 07/03/2012 8:45:53 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Yeah, Laz got banned some years back, there was a successful Free Laz campaign.


159 posted on 07/03/2012 8:51:14 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1259 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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To: Domestic Church; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; Silentgypsy; Cyber Liberty; null and void; ...

160 posted on 07/04/2012 3:50:35 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
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To: null and void; Silentgypsy; Cyber Liberty

I donated for the “Bail Out Laz” campaign. I’ll contribute for Quix, too, if the idea pick up steam. He’s unusual even beyond the usual bounds of FReepish unusualness, but I like him.


161 posted on 07/04/2012 3:53:10 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
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To: Tax-chick

Is that a fancy way of saying “I’m a eat you?”

My appendix is busy at the moment. Since it wasn’t doing anything anyway, I sent it off in search of my wayward gruntle.


162 posted on 07/04/2012 4:28:57 AM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (If America were a car, the "Check President" light would be on.)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

Did you lose your gruntle in the move? Things like that happen all the time. We lost the topic back in ‘06 and never found it, and we lost the extra shower curtains, and then the zombies found them and it was ... unspeakable.

I hope you have a lovely 4th, or whatever day it is in Japan. I need to get Beau Handsome up to feed the dragons.


163 posted on 07/04/2012 4:41:21 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
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To: Tax-chick
My gruntle has been on the run for several years now (IYKWIM). I did have one of my bags turn up missing following the move, but I assumed that was simply "donated" to one of the TSA's east-end parking lot "open trunk" sales.

A lovely Independence Day to you and yours also. It's still the 4th here for a few more hours, but it's nearly time for beddy bye for this dis-gruntled FReeper.

Thanks to everyone at the UT for this bastion of insanity amid a mad, mad world.

Happy Birthday America!

164 posted on 07/04/2012 5:00:32 AM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (If America were a car, the "Check President" light would be on.)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome; Anoreth

Hummingbirds are battling outside my window this morning. Five or six of them, looking like the circling Zeros in the Pearl Harbor display at the Monroe Air Show.


165 posted on 07/04/2012 5:20:59 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
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To: Tax-chick; Eaker

Enjoy, Eaker!

I have a really autentico salsa recipe.

Maria’s Famous Salsa recipe

5 yellow chiles
1 white onion
1 bunch cilantro
1 can whole or diced tomatoes
salt to taste
garlic powder to taste
2 avacados

Boil chiles in water for approximately 30 minutes. Place in blender (in two parts) and puree:

chiles, with stems removed
1/2 onion
1/2 bunch cilantro
tomatoes
sal and garlic powder

Pour into bowl. Add remaining onion, chopped, and cilantro, chopped. Chop avcados and add to mixture.

Serve with tortilla chips.

Happy Quatro de Julio!


166 posted on 07/04/2012 6:09:24 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; afnamvet; airborne; Allegra; Baraonda; BuckeyeTexan; ...

YAY!!! We’ve moved at last!

I’m a little late with the cookies and cocoa, though. Sorry! I was asleep when the moving took place.


167 posted on 07/04/2012 6:13:26 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Silentgypsy; fanfan; All
Thanks Sg. A great suggestion. Happy Birthday to All of US.
168 posted on 07/04/2012 6:16:00 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

We love you! You contribute more than you know to the sanity of the Undeadders.

I hope your Fourth was a good one!

*hug*


169 posted on 07/04/2012 6:22:01 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: NicknamedBob; Cyber Liberty; LibreOuMort

It’s the typo field, isn’t it?


170 posted on 07/04/2012 6:23:25 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Eaker

Odd that..
Oh well, Ping!
You are re-added to the list!
[Let’s hope my machine doesn’t eat the list this time?]


171 posted on 07/04/2012 6:28:01 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

It’s a terrible thing to watch.
What with the foaming at the mouth and the glowing eyes.


172 posted on 07/04/2012 6:29:50 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare
It's the would be typo field. I'm prepared for you, bucko.

Happy Fourth, and so forth. Any 'splodey things planned in your vicinity? I don't expect you to discuss the unplanned ones, nor would I blame you.

173 posted on 07/04/2012 6:35:57 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Hey, my typo field doesn’t miss.
It has a one hundred percent success rate.
I can’t help it if the spelling chicken button clucks in satisfaction upon pecking a post to death and weeding out the typos.

No, nothing going on here.


174 posted on 07/04/2012 6:41:39 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Monkey Face
Asleep?

Be verrrrrrrry afraid. There's Zombies out there and they be following every move!

Zombie Preparedness

Wonder why Zombies, Zombie Apocalypse, and Zombie Preparedness continue to live or walk dead on a CDC web site? As it turns out what first began as a tongue in cheek campaign to engage new audiences with preparedness messages has proven to be a very effective platform. We continue to reach and engage a wide variety of audiences on all hazards preparedness via Zombie Preparedness; and as our own director, Dr. Ali Khan, notes, "If you are generally well equipped to deal with a zombie apocalypse you will be prepared for a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake, or terrorist attack." So please log on, get a kit, make a plan, and be prepared! -CDC.GOV


175 posted on 07/04/2012 6:52:30 AM PDT by WVKayaker (I’m more than happy to accept the dubious honor of being Obama’s “enemy of the week" -Sarah Palin)
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To: no-to-illegals; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Darksheare; stephenjohnbanker; NicknamedBob; ...

176 posted on 07/04/2012 7:07:19 AM PDT by fanfan (.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
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To: Tax-chick

I got drunk last night. Now I am sitting around under the fan, because it is already too hot, drinking water and lime juice.


177 posted on 07/04/2012 7:55:07 AM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare

Good morning, and happy Independence Day! Take that, Queen Elizabeth (nothing personal)!

Bill will soon be off to the parade with the mini-Scouts, and I’m taking the remaining personnel to church. DP phoned last night, said they survived Jet Ski-ing, even Tom, who flipped his personal watercraft after they said it had never been done. Sigh.

I saw a great big rabbit chasing a chicken as we drove home from Walmart a few minutes ago. Darks been genetic-engineering in my ‘hood?


178 posted on 07/04/2012 7:58:11 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
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To: Anoreth; Tax-chick

Welcome back to sober responsibility. It won’t last that long.


179 posted on 07/04/2012 7:59:20 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Anoreth; NicknamedBob

Sigh. Freepmail me your address. You had to know it to get utilities.

High 86s here. Bill and teh Cubs will be hot.


180 posted on 07/04/2012 8:01:51 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
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To: Tax-chick; Anoreth; NicknamedBob

How is it that I instinctively know there is foolishness occurring when I see your 3 names in a post?

Happy Independence Day to y’all!


181 posted on 07/04/2012 8:06:45 AM PDT by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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To: Gabz

There are cicadas now also.


182 posted on 07/04/2012 8:08:17 AM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Darksheare
"I saw a great big rabbit chasing a chicken as we drove home from Walmart a few minutes ago. Darks been genetic-engineering in my ‘hood?"

Rabbits like to chase birds because they are one of the few creatures that will run from a rabbit, another being James Earl Carter.

Birds don't like to have their personal space invaded, even by trusted acquaintances.

I would not exclude the possibility that Darks may be conducting research, but we will need to help him maintain plausible deniability. -- I have seen nothing!

183 posted on 07/04/2012 8:08:17 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Anoreth

I thought they were locusts.........


184 posted on 07/04/2012 8:10:27 AM PDT by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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To: Gabz

Cicadas.
There are dead ones all over the street.
I think locusts are supposed to be grasshoppers.


185 posted on 07/04/2012 8:17:11 AM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Giant rabbit chasing a bird.
Naaah, not my fault.
I hope.


186 posted on 07/04/2012 8:21:39 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: John O
"Man running naked through Atlanta Golf Center June14...."

The guy's lucky some cop didn't try for a hole-in-one.

Leni

187 posted on 07/04/2012 8:28:47 AM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: WVKayaker

We only worry about our own zombieow, and for now, the Dwarves and the basilisk seem to be controling them quite well, with an occasional assist from the spider bots. But thanks for the caution.

:o]


188 posted on 07/04/2012 8:30:04 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: MinuteGal

He threatened to eat the cops.


189 posted on 07/04/2012 8:30:46 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Tax-chick
I saw a great big rabbit chasing a chicken as we drove home from Walmart a few minutes ago. Darks been genetic-engineering in my ‘hood?

I had a bunny that chased the neighborhood feral cats.

190 posted on 07/04/2012 8:31:42 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1260 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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To: fanfan

Thank you, fan!

XOXOXO


191 posted on 07/04/2012 8:32:18 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Gabz; Tax-chick; Anoreth
"How is it that I instinctively know there is foolishness occurring when I see your 3 names in a post?"

How can you possibly say such a thing? I was discussing sober responsibility.

Speaking of which, better keep an eye on that young'un of your'n. Anoreth is not so far away, presumably.

192 posted on 07/04/2012 8:34:33 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Monkey Face
We only worry about our own zombieow zombies. *sheesh* I need a drink of something.
193 posted on 07/04/2012 8:35:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Anoreth

OK - got it!


194 posted on 07/04/2012 8:36:50 AM PDT by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; Anoreth
I was discussing sober responsibility.

And you what o this subject?

Speaking of which, better keep an eye on that young'un of your'n. Anoreth is not so far away, presumably.

I'd trust her with Anoreth over you any day.........remember, I've met you!!!

195 posted on 07/04/2012 8:41:55 AM PDT by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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To: Gabz; Anoreth; NicknamedBob

Happy 4th Gabz! Watch out for dangerous rabbits and hungover girls with explosives.

I’m going to watch “Magnum, P.I.” with Kathleen. Maybe she’ll fall asleep. Of course, if she does, Bill and the Cubs will return, all yelling.


196 posted on 07/04/2012 8:47:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
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To: Anoreth

Try the Cyber Liberty sure-fire morning-after cure: Eat a pizza with extra sauce, chase with as much water as you can possibly drink....then even more water.


197 posted on 07/04/2012 8:49:35 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Tax-chick; Anoreth; NicknamedBob

Happy 4th to you as well!

Dangerous rabbits and hung over girls are not an issue here........we’re headed for a BBQ at the American Legion - it’s the drunks with the explosives I’m concerned about!

Ah.... Magnum....I need a dose of Tom Selleck


198 posted on 07/04/2012 8:55:38 AM PDT by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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To: Gabz; Anoreth; Tax-chick
"I'd trust her with Anoreth over you any day.........remember, I've met you!!!"

That's an excellent point.

I do remember that, by the way. You wore a very nice dress.

199 posted on 07/04/2012 8:59:45 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Cyber Liberty

I had 4 waffles and a sausage plus several glasses of water. I feel like I need to take a nap now.


200 posted on 07/04/2012 9:05:34 AM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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