Skip to comments.'I'm a eat you': Crazed naked man high on bath salts threatens to eat police officers as they try to
Posted on 07/03/2012 12:06:58 PM PDT by null and void
Newest 'cannibal': Karl Laventure apparently told police he wanted to eat their faces
Laventure appeared out of some woods and was seen running naked around a golf range near Atlanta, swinging a club around his head and screaming.
At first, they tried using pepper spray to stop him, but that left him undeterred.
'He didn't even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open,'
They then turned to their Tasers and though that momentarily shocked Laventure to the ground, it did not stop him.
Trouble: It took several police officers a significant amount of effort to subdue Karl Laventure when he was allegedly high on bathsalts
'We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed,'
He was still talking gibberish, cussing, saying he wanted to eat us, other people
The video shows him talking about the deceased rappers Biggie and Tupac, making animal sounds, and continuing to threaten the police officers.
Strong: Police sprayed him with pepper spray and shocked him with a taser five times before they were able to get him on the ground
Interrupted: Witnesses saw a naked Laventure running around the Atlanta Golf Center on June 14 'making animal noises'
Among other things he said "I'm'a eat you. I'll eat you, I don't want to eat you but I will,"
Though they controlled him enough to force him to a nearby hospital, he attacked one of the nurses on the scene and another fight ensued.
There have been a number of 'cannibal' incidents linked to bath salts in recent weeks.
Bath salts, a synthetic amphetamine cocktail known as 'the new LSD'
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I donated for the “Bail Out Laz” campaign. I’ll contribute for Quix, too, if the idea pick up steam. He’s unusual even beyond the usual bounds of FReepish unusualness, but I like him.
Is that a fancy way of saying “I’m a eat you?”
My appendix is busy at the moment. Since it wasn’t doing anything anyway, I sent it off in search of my wayward gruntle.
Did you lose your gruntle in the move? Things like that happen all the time. We lost the topic back in ‘06 and never found it, and we lost the extra shower curtains, and then the zombies found them and it was ... unspeakable.
I hope you have a lovely 4th, or whatever day it is in Japan. I need to get Beau Handsome up to feed the dragons.
A lovely Independence Day to you and yours also. It's still the 4th here for a few more hours, but it's nearly time for beddy bye for this dis-gruntled FReeper.
Thanks to everyone at the UT for this bastion of
insanity amid a mad, mad world.
Happy Birthday America!
Hummingbirds are battling outside my window this morning. Five or six of them, looking like the circling Zeros in the Pearl Harbor display at the Monroe Air Show.
I have a really autentico salsa recipe.
Marias Famous Salsa recipe
5 yellow chiles
1 white onion
1 bunch cilantro
1 can whole or diced tomatoes
salt to taste
garlic powder to taste
Boil chiles in water for approximately 30 minutes. Place in blender (in two parts) and puree:
chiles, with stems removed
1/2 bunch cilantro
sal and garlic powder
Pour into bowl. Add remaining onion, chopped, and cilantro, chopped. Chop avcados and add to mixture.
Serve with tortilla chips.
Happy Quatro de Julio!
YAY!!! We’ve moved at last!
I’m a little late with the cookies and cocoa, though. Sorry! I was asleep when the moving took place.
We love you! You contribute more than you know to the sanity of the Undeadders.
I hope your Fourth was a good one!
It’s the typo field, isn’t it?
Oh well, Ping!
You are re-added to the list!
[Let’s hope my machine doesn’t eat the list this time?]
It’s a terrible thing to watch.
What with the foaming at the mouth and the glowing eyes.
Happy Fourth, and so forth. Any 'splodey things planned in your vicinity? I don't expect you to discuss the unplanned ones, nor would I blame you.
Hey, my typo field doesn’t miss.
It has a one hundred percent success rate.
I can’t help it if the spelling chicken button clucks in satisfaction upon pecking a post to death and weeding out the typos.
No, nothing going on here.
Be verrrrrrrry afraid. There's Zombies out there and they be following every move!
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I got drunk last night. Now I am sitting around under the fan, because it is already too hot, drinking water and lime juice.
Good morning, and happy Independence Day! Take that, Queen Elizabeth (nothing personal)!
Bill will soon be off to the parade with the mini-Scouts, and I’m taking the remaining personnel to church. DP phoned last night, said they survived Jet Ski-ing, even Tom, who flipped his personal watercraft after they said it had never been done. Sigh.
I saw a great big rabbit chasing a chicken as we drove home from Walmart a few minutes ago. Darks been genetic-engineering in my ‘hood?
Welcome back to sober responsibility. It won’t last that long.
Sigh. Freepmail me your address. You had to know it to get utilities.
High 86s here. Bill and teh Cubs will be hot.
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