Posted on 07/20/2012 9:55:39 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Yep looks just like Wasaman Shultz! ;-)
I’m glad no one was killed. As I said, I haven’t been paying it too much attention. A big project for us is coming up this Thursday and that has been taking most of my attention.
I think Bubbles may have out snarked you there Mags.
But I do give you credit for coming out of full lurk mode to acknowledge it tho ;o) hehehe...
I have never been there.
Mobile was OK in my book.
WHy thank youk Sir ;-) LOL I am in full frontal “Multi-task Lurk” ...TV on FAUX...radio on Rush, computer has 4 news sites up...and I am playing MahJong while drinking hazlenut coffee and looking out the window toward the East, at the fresh batch of bluebird babiers taking flight.....Life is GOOD!
DId I tell you Clint Jr got accepted to the AU Study Abroad program for next spring? He's so excited! Means he won't graduate next spring though :o( $$$
This just in from Stevie_D_64
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/businessman-buys-texas-town-renames-bikinis-201557711.html
Gawd I Love Texas!
Father forgive me for I know not what I do...
What’s the broads name? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! ;-)
Congrats to your son! B etween that and working with Ryan, your son will be making memories to last a lifetime!
I didn’t know that. Congrats to CJ. I know you are proud of him and I am sure he is excited. Where is he going?
Is he coming to Papua, Indonesia? I have a place for him, if he is.
Mark the definition of a nanosecond is .00000001th of a second
One billionth of a second
ABC news radio just confirmed that Holmes was originally from San Diego and that his mother still resides there.
Looks like ar15.com scooped the news.
You’re in Indonesia?
Not yet (belum). Ask me again on July 29.
ABC also reported that Holmes referred to himself as “The Joker”
“Snot-nosed foreigner telling you what’s wrong with your country.” LOL!
Syria is red hot; Anybody reporting on it?
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