Report: “Sea Hag” Kills Man Over A Beer

CBS Miami ^ | 7/30/12

[SoFloFreeper]

CONCH KEY (CBSMiami) – A lower Florida Keys woman known as ‘the sea hag’ reportedly shot a man to death Sunday night because he refused to giver her a beer.

Carolyn Dukeshire, 62, has been charged with first degree murder...

According to a witness, Dukeshire shot Mazur five times in the abdomen, back and arm after he refused to give her a beer

[Bob]

Before I zoomed in on that pic I thought it was the late Ronnie Van Zant, the lead man for Lynyrd Skynyrd. Man, she has a face like a bulldog chewing on a hornet.

You zoomed in??? Just a quick glimpse at normal size was more than enough for me. :=)

[al_c]

At least it wasn’t Alice the Goon.

[treetopsandroofs]

A “{Let me} Hold muh beer” moment.

[dragonblustar]

Terrifying sea hag mug shot at link.

Now we know why pirates go, "arrrrrrrgh!"

[Gay State Conservative]

[HereInTheHeartland]

Her modeling career is over. Her hope at a Cosmo magazine cover is gone..

[Little Ray]

A woman going crazy on Caroline street?

[rhinohunter]

He got one look at her and called it as he saw it, highly insulted her

He probably called her "sir"

[lightman]

That's a MAN baby...

That's GUILT BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT.

[martin_fierro]

[Realman30]

Cards on the table: I'd buy her a beer over Helen Thomas.

[Bullfrogg]

Hillary? Hillary? izzat chou?

[Carriage Hill]

Doobie Washerwoman Schmutz, is that you?

[Berlin_Freeper]

Is it too much to say "Give me a beer or I will shoot you"...?

[Slings and Arrows]

Even Deep Ones get thirsty.

[RegulatorCountry]

Victim's last words: "What the... Dayyuuum! You don't need no beer, I need a beer!

[reagan_fanatic]

Throw her back! Throw her back!!

[RichInOC]

“No, ma’am. I need it to make you attractive.”

[Lazamataz]

Obviously.

[Iron Munro]

This could definately get her a suspension from eHarmony.