Bee swarm attacks Hillary Clinton

The Hill ^ | 6 Aug 2012 | Justin Sink

[smokingfrog]

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's tour of Malawi had an inauspicious finale on Monday as she and her detail were targeted by a swarm of bees at the airport.

Clinton and her detail were headed to board her plane at Kamuzu International Airport in the capital, Lilongwe, when a swarm of bees descended on the farewell gathering. According to press reports, Malawi and American officials scampered for cover while Clinton ran onto the jet for cover.

[smokingfrog]

[grandpa jones]

jimmy carter and the rabbit attack comes to mind

[103198]

I though bees had better sense...

[jmacusa]

Nothing like dodging that sniper fire in Sarajevo though, right Hillary?

[Chode]

no such luck...

[Paladin2]

Are we sure it wasn't a swarm of flies?

One can't believe everything seen on the 'net.

[ABN 505]

Good Lord! That is representing the US? Bring back Madalyn Halfwit please.

[funfan]

Locusts

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

This reminds me about a story she once told. Was she running with Chelsea across the tarmac dodging bullets?

[LostInBayport]

"Love the outfit".

[Slings and Arrows]

Has Brian Ross identified the bees as Tea Party members yet?

[mass55th]

The comments at the link are funny. One person asked if the bees were going to be alright. ROFL!!

[editor-surveyor]

The title sounds great, but bee swarms do not attack; they follow their queen until she stops, and then they cover her.

[null and void]

It was worse than dodging bullets in Bosnia...

[PA-RIVER]

Is that Hugh Rodham?

Can someone post a pic of Hugh in his zebra pants?

[Kolath]

To quote Glenn Beck: “Only the bees know...only the bees”

[mass55th]

She looks like The Grape Ape.

[fuzzthatwuz]

She has the look of someone requiring a bathroom immediately! Long flight from Kenya?

[Barb4Bush]

Something ain’t right with her girls. Is she not wearing a bra?

[basil]

Good grief! I haven’t seen a photo of her in a long time—and I would not have recognized her in this one without being told who she is.

She looks like a short, fat munchkin .............

Purple is not her best color, it seems.

[beethovenfan]

AACK! MY EYES!

[Political Junkie Too]

Serpentine, Hillary! Serpentine!

-PJ

[MS.BEHAVIN]

That outfit looks like a tarp!

[Terry Mross]

She dodged bullets when she was First Lady now she’s dodging killer bees. What a woman! Of course Bill had to dodge ashtrays.

[mrsmith]

ABC denies their queen suffered such an indignity...
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/08/no-real-buzz-behind-clinton-malawi-bee-attack-story/

Wow, she looks like the crazy woman down the road!

[JPG]

One-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater.

[Cyber Liberty]

I bet the reporter has never seen a real swarm. Having one show up and cover half a wall on the back of your house will scare the crap out of a non-beekeeper person like me. The beekeeper fellow estimated I had about 10,000 bees.

[Hardraade]

The bees know....

[Old Flat Toad]

(reminder to self- send another $5k to Nanobee Tech)

[Parley Baer]

“Is she not wearing a bra?”

In this case I don’t want to know or even look.

[sleddogs]

Poor bees seen that bright colored mu-mu and thought she was a flower.

A blooming idiot!

[arrogantsob]

These were smart bees.

Actually, just another swarm of African bees heading for a rotten corpse.

[Ezekiel]

"In Southeast Asia we'd call this type of thing 'bad karma'."

~ Lt. Rumsfield

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b25Fbg8xqU

[PGR88]

She looks more and more like a lesbian every day.

[anymouse]

She must be allergic, she’s all swollen up. :)

[bigbob]

You shudda seen the clip Greta showed of her doing some native dance with some bright green outfit halfway pulled on over that purple monstrosity...

Well, no, you shouldn’t have ;-)

[anymouse]

It's a Mormon ploy, I tell ya. ;)

Curse you Mitt Romney, and your killer bees.

[editor-surveyor]

A hive with 10,000 bees and a queen is worth some money!

Farmers pay well to rent hives.

[rod1]

Apparenty, the Clintons have offended nature and its payback time.

[editor-surveyor]

You just about have to be a freemason to understand why Utah is the bee hive state.

[smokingfrog]

lol!

[mojitojoe]

Dang, she sho is uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

[Cyber Liberty]

Not enough to rip the outside of my house apart to get them. We offed them before they could get any combs going.

[MinuteGal]

Well, I saw this thing comin' out of the lim
It had long, lank hair like a lib-er-al Dim
I commenced to shakin'
And I said "ooo-eee"
She looks like a purple people eater to me
A two-eyed, two-horned freepin' purple people eater
She sure looks strange to me
Ooo-eee, ooo-eee, ooo-eee.......

Leni

[dfwgator]

[SIDENET]

Something ain’t right with her girls. Is she not wearing a bra?

Yikes! I'm gonna need some brain bleach to get rid of that thought.

[SIDENET]

She's actually toned it down quite a bit from her senate days.

Seriously.

[Political Junkie Too]

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-da-dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.

-PJ

[Sarah Barracuda]

You win the post of the night award..OMG I can’t stop laughing!!

[editor-surveyor]

A good bee keeper could have used a stethescope to determine where the queen was, and simply removed and relocated her to a hive, and the bees would have followed.