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Mitt Romney Delivers Barn-Burner of a Speech. Democrats React. (Satire)
Source? Being silly | 8/12/2012 | By Laz A. Mazataz

Posted on 08/12/2012 8:46:27 AM PDT by Lazamataz

CNN reported that Mitt Romney gave a 'barn burner' of a speech in Wisconsin today. Democrats were quick to react.

At the White House Press Briefing later today, Jay Carney asked, "Do we want an accused arsonist as the next President? The White House absolutely condemns Mitt Romney for burning a barn."

PETA issued a statement: "It is cruel enough that animals are enslaved and confined to barns, but now we have a candidate who would burn them to death. Barns are sacred temples for the finest living creatures on Earth. Mitt Romney wants to immolate them, sadistically."

Bob Beckel, on Face The Nation, said, "Now we have a Republican running for the Presidential position who clearly hates farmers. The loss of a barn would devastate most farmers. We must stand against this!"

Attorney General Eric Holder promised immediate investigation into Mitt Romney for his alleged arson. "If this occured on Federal land, you can be assured we will quickly act to prosecute Mr. Romney," he said.

Debbie Wasserman Shultz remarked, in a fundraising letter, "Republicans want to burn down America. It's obvious, when Mitt Romney burns down a barn, that this is a symbol of what he wants to do to the middle class."

Mitt Romney's spokesperson, Kevin Madden, responded to the charges, "Are you guys all on crack? What the f*** is wrong with you people???!?"

He did not deny the charges in this statement, and investigation is ongoing.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: satire; vanity
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To: humblegunner; John Semmens
Thanks bro. I disagree. John Semmens has satire locked up on Free Republic. He just plain-old does it best.

But hey, I try occasionally anyways.

21 posted on 08/12/2012 9:22:16 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I love the Universe, and it loves me.)
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To: JoeProBono

LOL that made me chuckle....


22 posted on 08/12/2012 9:23:03 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I love the Universe, and it loves me.)
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To: Lazamataz

Somewhere, some sick, twisted, wretched liberal soul bought this as the honest truth. Why don’t you go over to DU and stir the pot a bit? It’s always fun to watch liberals melt down at the most asinine things.


23 posted on 08/12/2012 9:23:43 AM PDT by factoryrat (We are the producers, the creators. Grow it, mine it, build it.)
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To: NoGrayZone
LMAO!!!! If ONLY they would actually ask your question “WTF is wrong w/ you people? Are you all on crack”?

Due to the extreme level of bias exhibited by the so-called 'mainstream' media, I think this should be the standard Republican answer to absolutely any press question. ;)

24 posted on 08/12/2012 9:24:35 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I love the Universe, and it loves me.)
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To: Lazamataz
Clearly Romney hates firefighters. Evidence? Exhibit A: Would Romney Cut Firefighters?
25 posted on 08/12/2012 9:24:55 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: factoryrat
Somewhere, some sick, twisted, wretched liberal soul bought this as the honest truth. Why don’t you go over to DU and stir the pot a bit? It’s always fun to watch liberals melt down at the most asinine things.

Some, hell.

I actually fear I gave establishment Democrats a new attack.

26 posted on 08/12/2012 9:25:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I love the Universe, and it loves me.)
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To: Lazamataz

Pretty darn good, Laz.

</smile>


27 posted on 08/12/2012 9:36:39 AM PDT by carriage_hill (Harry Reid [PERVERT-NV] has Vickie-the-goat in lingerie & stiletto heels, tied-up in his office.)
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To: Lazamataz
Photobucket
28 posted on 08/12/2012 9:39:40 AM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
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To: carriage_hill
:)

Tanks!


29 posted on 08/12/2012 9:40:19 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I love the Universe, and it loves me.)
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To: Lazamataz

Hehehe. That would SO be an awesome!


30 posted on 08/12/2012 9:48:50 AM PDT by NoGrayZone (For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothing.)
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To: Lazamataz

I have this sinking feeling that you may be right.


31 posted on 08/12/2012 9:49:40 AM PDT by factoryrat (We are the producers, the creators. Grow it, mine it, build it.)
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To: Lazamataz

Ah yes, Mitt ‘s just a ‘hunka hunka burnin’ love’ don’tchaknow!


32 posted on 08/12/2012 9:53:23 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: Lazamataz
Photobucket Off subject... but here's my SATIRICAL look at the Biden/Ryan debates.
33 posted on 08/12/2012 10:01:03 AM PDT by RetSignman
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To: Lazamataz

I know you’re aiming for satire, but it was far too realistic, especially the Wasserman-Schultz qoute.

;-)


34 posted on 08/12/2012 10:07:57 AM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
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To: factoryrat

Recall that when Glenn Beck used the last two verses of “Gods of the Copybook Headings” in his ad for “The Overton Window”, his detractors responded “Dog? Vomit? Sow? Mire? What is this crap?” until they found out it that was actually written by the first English-language author to be awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature.


35 posted on 08/12/2012 10:16:49 AM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: Lazamataz

“What’s all this fuss I keep hearing about violins on television?”


36 posted on 08/12/2012 10:54:36 AM PDT by spodefly (This is my tag line. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
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37 posted on 08/12/2012 11:22:59 AM PDT by RedMDer (https://support.woundedwarriorproject.org/default.aspx?tsid=93destr)
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To: Lazamataz

I hear that, in sympathy with the poor barn rabbits, the Occupoopers set their “hare” on fire and preceded to go at it in the road like homosexual rabbits. :)


38 posted on 08/12/2012 11:24:51 AM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: SaraJohnson
I hear that, in sympathy with the poor barn rabbits, the Occupoopers set their “hare” on fire and preceded to go at it in the road like homosexual rabbits. :)

I have it on good authority from several unnamed sources that Harry Reid is deeply involved in this.

39 posted on 08/12/2012 11:26:52 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I love the Universe, and it loves me.)
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To: Lazamataz

There’s that (in this case) LARGE boulder of truth in your lovely satiric piece where the humor resides. Excellent mocking of the Demwit operatives and compliant mainly slime media, my friend.


40 posted on 08/12/2012 11:51:55 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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