Whatever you have will be removed with laparoscopic finesse. If the govt had a sense of humor, the yellow tape would not read “DO NOT CROSS” — it would say “DON’T TREAD ON ME.”
Or it might read “MOLON LABE.” But I think Child Protective Services have dibs on that one.
For the first few, or first few hundred, you’re 100% correct.
Eventually, though, they will start running into people who ... anticipated ... their arrival.