[matt04]

DNC Finance chair claims the Economy does better under Dems. Barf!

[matt04]

Those “We LOVE Michelle” posters on a stick are creepy.

[Swede Girl]

Gosh, why isn’t Michelle honoring Barack’s real dad, Frank Marshall Davis? He worked hard for what he believed in and taught his son well. He isn’t even mentioned, and that’s just not right.

[ExxonPatrolUs]

Let’s Spend Together, Obama

I, I’m so in debt with you,
Whatever you want to do,
Is all taxed by me,
‘Cause you make me feel so amused.
I want to treat my wife on you.
It seems the First, um, Lady,
Since we’ve been together,
We’ve been in debt forever,
On a spending spreeeeeeeee.
Y’all are the ones I keep running toooooo.
You’ll never be unscrewwwwwed.
First Lady, let’s, let’s spend together,
Taxing them whenever, whenever,
Markets are good or bad,
In the black, in the red.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooh,
Yaaaaaaaaah.
Whenever markets are good or bad,
In the black, in the red.

Why, Mitt Romney?
Why would hopers change-up?
Turn off TV or hang-up?
It just can’t beeeeeee!
They’d never do that to meeeeeee…
Or the First Lady?
Felons and tax cheats are all I seeeeeee!
Here’s what Obamas do:
We, we spend together,
Taxing you whenever, whenever,
Markets are good or bad,
In the black, in the red.
Moocheeeeeeeeeelle? Let’s spend together,
Taxing them whenever, whenever,
Markets are good or bad,
In the black, in the red.

Let’s Stay Together, Al Green
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COiIC3A0ROM
Let’s Stay Together, Obama
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siy5_b8L6hk

[MacMattico]

Chris Wallace called Moochelle’s delivery “masterful”.

[stboz]

Oh, the things I want to say, but can't lest I accept being labeled as a racist.

The color of your skin is no longer the determinant of the content of your character.

[MacMattico]

Is having a guy named Castro give a major speech a Freudian slip?

[JediJones]

Judging by the shots of the audience, the Democrat base consists entirely of blacks, ugly women, effeminate men, and one older fellow who might have been dragged along by a family member.

[windsorknot]

It’s the “new and improved” Michelle Obama built on the old model with a major bad attitude and huge chip on its shoulder

[bert]

The convention will be noted by history as the Q&D’s (Queers and Dykes) show.

The end result will be quarantine cities like San Francisco and Asheville which will become effective Q&D closets. While being allowed to live, they will not be allowed to contaminate society at large.