[reefdiver]

liberals despise that ship, an accident coated seals with muck. Like they did it on purpose just to annoy a liberal. They still get into their 4x4s an drive, so you figure that one out

[count-your-change]

It seems the whole thing was a collection of errors, a drunk captain, a poor design of ship, perhaps lack of proper equipment.

“They still get into their 4x4s an drive, so you figure that one out”

You're supposed to give up your 4x4, their limos are absolutely necessary.