When are you going to get off the petition signing thing because you are "Banned in Briton"? Haven't you about milked that cow dry?
Jump on a plane, fly to Hong Kong and live a little. Have a couple of new suits made at any of the tailor shops, have a cute little custom gold dog tag made for Teddy at Chin's, down the street from the Hong Kong Hilton and then go to Jimmy's Steak House for the best Kobe beef, curried rice and fried rice you've ever thought about.
He should take your advice!