Skip to comments.Chris Brown And His Awful Lamborghini Terrorize Elderly Subway Employee
Posted on 09/23/2012 10:52:49 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
The Internet is a divisive place full of angry people who like to argue in comments and on forums all day long. But I think there's one thing we can all agree on pretty universally: singer Chris Brown is history's greatest monster.
I don't care how catchy "Forever" is, the guy's a weapons-grade asshole. Examples of this are well-documented. I bring you another one today: Brown, his stupid looking P-51 Lamborghini, and his entourage reportedly terrorized an older woman who was serving them at a Subway restaurant, according to What Would Tyler Durden Do. (God, that's a great name for a website.)
What did this woman do to draw Breezy's infinite rage? She wouldn't give them extra meat for free. Sayeth WWTD:
The man in the blue shirt (pictured) was eating at Subway when Chris' posse started harassing an elderly lady who was working at the restaurant because they didn't want to pay for extra meat. When another elderly man tried to stand up for her, they turned on him before the mystery man stood up to them. They got the man outside and were taunting him with racial slurs before Chris pulls up in his Lamborghini. Chris' bodyguard pulls out a stun gun and chases the man around the parking lot before the cops showed up and broke up the scene.
Just once, I would really like to see Chris Brown get what's coming to him. Just one time. Is that too much to ask, universe?
So what do guys think of his latest antics, or that Lambo? And who eats at Subway anyway? That place is nasty. The meatball sub is decent, but that's it.
here’s some of his previous work:
He is truly vile, an unapologetic abuser of women. He was only sorry the news of it hurt CD sales for awhile.
“a weapons-grade asshole”
ROFL I’m stealing that. Sounds like somebody with a great big truck, on great big tires, needs to give this punk an attitude adjustment.
I had to Google Chris Brown, because I never heard of him, and now I know why. Rap is crap.
Guys like this don’t end up dying peacefully as old men, surrounded by loving family.
You can only poke the tiger in the face so many times before things start to fall apart.
“Guys like this dont end up dying peacefully as old men...”
I’ll try to remember this punk’s name for another year or two so when I hear of his untimely demise I can think “well, I guess he had it coming”. Although I imagine most rap stars have it coming.
Funny - my two daughters and I took a long trip and they like Subway. After each Subway stop they always commented “Subway has the nicest people behind the counters - doesn’t matter where you are!” (They’re 14!)
The only thing worse than (c)rap “music” are the scum that make it.
The meatball sub is nowhere near anything edible or decent. And Chris Brown is an asshole that’s needs a real ass kicking.
I know the type. Folds up and cries like a b****, until you’re embarrassed to hit him anymore, then as soon as you’re walking hollers he’s gonna burn down your house, runs like a raped ape with a limp as soon as you turn around. A pretty boy with fake gold who spends all his time telling girls s*** and if they’re so stupid that they stay with him, beats the crap out of them because he thinks they’re laughing at the size of his d***. The kind that goes to jail and takes it up the a** from every Bubba and puts on makeup for the first guy who will give him cigarettes. Comes out the front gate looking like a roach trying to find a refrigerator to hide under. Tells the yo yos on the street corner passing a 40 what a standup bad*** he was in the joint, then breaks in his momma’s house, rips a sheet of checks from her checkbook, busts her account, steals her car, and then drives slow talking to girls on the sidewalk trying to make like this is all him. The kind that dates multiple fat white girls, plays with their lonely heads until they pay his bills, and then goes around bragging he’s a pimp. Runs out of stores with his arms full of clothes so he can get greased up and go to church on Sunday and tell them about his record label. The kind that borrows a dollar from one man, bums a cigarette from the next, harasses a wino into swigging half is bottle, then walks down the sidewalk all proud like he’s the winner at Jeopardy. The kind that looks in car windows and tries turning the knobs of apartment doors as he passes by, and laughs if you catch him at it. The raconteur at the house party who’s funniest story is about the time he duct taped a cat and set it on fire. The guy who’s one big smile when he’s hungry and needs to borrow 10 dollars, puts a mad look on and won’t look at you when you ask him for your money, and the only way you get it back is if you grab him by the collar and take it out of his pocket yourself..and at 2 a.m. a rock comes flying through your window. He’s the kind that sells oregano, wears electroplate, and carries a steak knife in his pocket. Just take that kind of no account balls in his mouth ghetto ****bird, add money and attention, and Chris Brown what you get.
SOB (Son of Barack)
Lyrics to Ludacris' Obama rap song, "Obama Is Here":
"Hey... I'm back on it
like I just signed my record deal, yeah the best is here
The Bentley Coupe paint is drippin wet, it got sex appeal
Never shoulda hated, you never shoulda doubted him
With a slot in the President's iPod, Obama shouted him
Said I handled my biz and I'm one of his favorite rappers
Well give Luda a special pardon if I'm ever in the slammer
Better yet put me in office, make me a Vice President
Hillary hated on you so that bitch is irrelevant
Now Jesse talkin slick and apologizin for WHAT~?!
If you said it then you MEANT it how you want it, head or gut
And all you other politicians tryin to hate on my man
Watch us win majority vote in every STATE on my man
You cain't stop what's 'bout to happen, we 'bout to make history
The first black President it's destined and it's meant to be
The threats ain't fazin us, the nooses or the jokes
Get off your ass black people it's time to get out and vote
Paint the White House black and I'm sure that's got 'em terrified
McCain don't belong in ANY chair unless he's paralyzed
Yeah I said it cause Bush is mentally handicapped
Ball up all of his speeches and just throw 'em like candy wraps
Cause what you talkin I hear nothin even relevant
And you the worst of all 43 Presidents
Get out and vote, or the end'll be near
And the world is ready for change cause Obama is here
YEAHHH! Cause Obama is here
The world is ready for change cause Obama is here
Yeahhhh, cause Obama is here
Say world is ready for change cause Obama is here
YouTube video: Ludacris - "Obama Is Here":
That'll make a good rap song. Or is it already one? :)
What a “talent” this a-hole is...
Ya Man Ain’t Me (Lyrics)
Hey girl, whats up? You’ve been going through it, huh?
Yeah, I know
And I know ya man ain’t been treating you right
But ya man ain’t me
Girl, I bet that he be actin’ all cocky
like Like he deserves you
and you so lucky to be with him
Bet he be treatin’ you rude,
always got an attitude
Like he’s the only dude made for you, woah
But I bet he didn’t count on,
no like me comin’ ‘round
Chris' posse started harassing an elderly lady who was working at the restaurant because they didn't want to pay for extra meat.
Pimps without limps!
Oh, I forgot to include that I hate (c)rap and the personalities that come with it and that they herde like sheeple (sounds familiar >.<).
Make it rhyme and you can have it.
Depressing what some men make of their manhood, it’s bad enough to lose it; another thing to be a living spectacle and mockery of it. When you lay hands on something this vile, remember even Jesus took up the whip for the zeal of His Father’s house, He drove the defiler out the door and right down the street. Down the road your regret will be if your kinder nature gave this kind of creature a break; people who change need a break, some only change when they get broken, and you’re the one with the holy commission.
I may be bent but that’s how I see it.
Same here. There are some things I refuse to “allow” into my life, and rap is at the top of the list. I’ve never understood how these so-called “artistes” can make such incredible fortunes peddling that garbage to urban yoot, when supposedly they’re poverty-stricken, and can’t even afford food, much less this brain-dead “entertainment.” Yeah, it never managed to pass the “smell test,” that’s for sure!
Stupid looking?! I question the authors masculinity. Other than that I don't disagree with anything in the article except that I think the author was a bit too kind to Brown.
It’s a cool paint job, but it doesn’t belong on an Italian car.
That was creative.
Agreed, to the extreme.