Posted on 10/04/2012 7:53:04 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
If you remember the republican debates - Mitt was busy tangling with Rick and then moved on to compete with Newt. I think Romney’s going to be just fine. He was cautious in the first five minutes, but then he opened up and it was over.
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Did I get the right, John?
IN that case....I will be there reading your posts LOL ;-)
I just need an outlet for my streaming thoughts during these events...so that my kids do not think I am alone and sudddenly “speaking in tongues” in my office LOL
McCain could say nothing else lest he have to face that he lost to an idiot and not a genius. McCain is waaaaay past his sell-by date.
Santo's comments played out pretty accurately later on last night.
No, just a Twitter voyeur.
Funny, that line wasn't that popular on Twitter though... kind of thrown away.
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Doof: This debate is much easier to listen to than to watch.
Bumbles: Who's in charge there?
Mitzi: I'm going to turn on the baseball game... I mean, I'm never voting for Romney so why put myself thru this... love O'Bam but even I am sick of his voice
Tinkles: You know I love Obama but Obama was not sharp this evening. I was very disappointed.
Mitzi: I support Obama but he's never been a great debater much better orator,but I would never say he isn't sharp
Tinkles: I enjoyed a lot of his speeches and debates four years ago. Tonight he just kept repeating himself and it is what he has been saying for months, .... I want him to win but now I worry this could create Romney momentum.
Pinko: Mittens acted like a bully! Not shocking since he has a history of beating people up (like gay people) in his earlier years.SAY WHAT??
Cupcake: Disappointing President, he seemed distracted at times and running out of / struggling for something to say!! I wonder why??You wonder WHY??? No TOTUS! He normally seems so confident....I just hope the undecided voters didn't watch this
The racism thing is mine.. Rush said emphatically that the Obama campaign cannot — repeat cannot — make any such claims as racism. The performance of Romney was so overwhelming and Obama’s was so poor.
“Mr. President, your time is up.”
Amen, IMPR!
Romney was brilliant last night... Rush's show so far today is brilliant.
The Obama campaign and the leftist media are whining and moaning and ready to throw in the towel. (Did someone actually blame... the altitude?! lol)
I am PUMPED!!
Other than being dead tired from being up too late last night, I feel GREAT today. :-)
Time to buy some Kitchenaid products:
KitchenAid mocks Obama’s dead grandma; attempts damage control
“Obamas gma even knew it was going 2 b bad! ‘She died 3 days b4 he became president”
Is there anything Romney said that McCain couldn’t have used 4 years ago(except for the Obama record)?
I was just wondering.
I hate him and I'm suppose forgive all his moronic statements because he is a war hero?
I can’t imagine what though?
Mittens is squeaky clean scandal wise not counting FR’s Mormon bashers and Stasi.
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