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More incredibly good news: Education Department reports zero Illiteracy in America under Obama
Yore always trusty government bureaucrats under Obama

Posted on 10/05/2012 7:05:42 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator

Braking hard ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bho44; literacy; magicnumbers; obamalegacy; satire; vanity
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1 posted on 10/05/2012 7:05:48 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator
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Hey, I didn’t know there was another moderator.


2 posted on 10/05/2012 7:07:49 AM PDT by Wyrd bi ful ard
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This just in: Under Obama (PBH) all SAT scores were 1600 this year!


3 posted on 10/05/2012 7:07:49 AM PDT by txrefugee
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r u shurr? LOL


4 posted on 10/05/2012 7:07:51 AM PDT by dforest
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According to the Obama Administration, the New Orleans Saints are 4-0.


5 posted on 10/05/2012 7:08:39 AM PDT by dfwgator (I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
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Its really gotten low under Obama!


6 posted on 10/05/2012 7:09:03 AM PDT by Wyrd bi ful ard
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We are also hearing reports of record wheat harvests this year.


7 posted on 10/05/2012 7:11:46 AM PDT by circlecity
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Fo’sizzle,my nizzles!


8 posted on 10/05/2012 7:13:03 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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Wait a minute. I just received word, from Extremely reliable sources, that Barack Obama will be awarded the Nobel peace prize in Edukation!


9 posted on 10/05/2012 7:13:03 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator
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Yes, yes! Eye am sirten of this!


10 posted on 10/05/2012 7:14:32 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator
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Were you in the shower? You might want to logout and log back in again...


11 posted on 10/05/2012 7:14:53 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (I will not comply.)
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Mein Fuhrer! I can valk!
12 posted on 10/05/2012 7:14:58 AM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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According to the Obama Administration, the New Orleans Saints are 4-0.

I saw that Obama has declared that all NFL teams are now 2-2 and must be 8-8 at season’s end.


13 posted on 10/05/2012 7:15:23 AM PDT by Proud2BeRight
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Don’t forget about the awesome corn crops this year! Enough corn to feed the planet!


14 posted on 10/05/2012 7:15:40 AM PDT by Michigander222
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"According to the Obama Administration, the New Orleans Saints are 4-0."

No! To make it all 'fair' Obama has made it so that ALL TEAMS are 4-0!!!

15 posted on 10/05/2012 7:16:37 AM PDT by Mr. K ("The only thing the World would hate more than the USA in charge is the USA NOT in charge")
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16 posted on 10/05/2012 7:17:16 AM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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I saw that Obama has declared that all NFL teams are now 2-2 and must be 8-8 at season’s end.

And tiebreakers will be according the Rush Limbaugh's Environmentalist Whacko approach, which is bad news for teams like the Steelers and Packers, and good news for the Miami Dolphins.

17 posted on 10/05/2012 7:17:22 AM PDT by dfwgator (I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
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Then how come so many need assistance to fill out a food stamp or welfare application?
Not to mention a job application.
What constitutes literacy? Recognizing most of the letters A-Z?

18 posted on 10/05/2012 7:17:51 AM PDT by BitWielder1 (Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
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When do the chocolate ration figures come out?


19 posted on 10/05/2012 7:18:31 AM PDT by ZOOKER ( Exploring the fine line between cynicism and outright depression)
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Couple all this with his single handily curing cancer and we’re home free...oh I almost forgot when I went to fill up gas was .30 a gallon!!!


20 posted on 10/05/2012 7:18:52 AM PDT by ontap
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