Skip to comments.Biden says he’s ready to rumble with Ryan
Posted on 10/05/2012 10:13:18 AM PDT by Hunton PeckEdited on 10/05/2012 10:14:40 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Vice President Joseph R. Biden isn’t known for his disciplined oratory, but after watching Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney outperform President Obama during Wednesday night’s debate, Mr. Biden said he’s ready to face Mr. Romney’s running mate, Rep. Paul Ryan, and pin him down on the facts.
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Let me get my popcorn ready.
This is going to be one of the funniest mis-matches of intelligence ever. I wouldn’t miss it for the world! The humor value alone will be worth all the time spent.
Popcorn and beer event!
What’s he gonna do? Reach around in the chimpanzee sized diapers they put him in to fling a piece of sh!t at Ryan?
Honestly, I’ll bet the SS detail probably calls him and his limousine “Short Bus One”.....
This effing idiot should be wearing a football helmet lest he fall and smash his brain any more than he has already....
It will be a daunting task for Paul Ryan to treat this idiot with the respect that a Vice President would normally deserve, regardless of the fact Biden is a certifiable idiot. Obama picked him to keep Hillary and Bill from assassinating him while in office.
I love it when Democrats act tough.
So are we Joe!!
LOL! That is the only reply to this one! He even looks like Leslie Nielsen.
Empty barrels rumble loudest.
Uh, no Joe, your not, see you Thursday, fool.
Better make extra and invite the neighbors!! :)
Will he ware his clown suit.
Biden’s an idiot and he’s too stupid to know it. Before that debate is over, he’ll be agreeing with Ryan.
Biden is certainly stuck on stupid with the "rumble" and " hey man" speak of the 50's. He is supposedly educated isn't he?
I’m ready to poke Chuck Norris in the eye.
This should be a good one. I wonder if Coulter is going to be snarky about Ryan’s ears. I am putting my money on Ryan.
Biden has no idea about what is about to happen to him. He’s an idiot. Ryan is one of the smartest men in Washington.
Rules. If you are going to talk about Ryan, post a Nice picture of him. Thank you in advance from the ladies of FR.
At least Joe won’t be looking down at his shoes when Paul Ryan is directing remarks at him.
It is fun to watch Biden go into his “so ya wanna fight” mode. Like a riled up Bantam rooster, he comes out all bristled up and with his neck feathers standing straight out, ready to set his spurs.
Unfortunately, these are not the advantages this debate will turn upon.
God love you, Joe, you are a game little fellow.
No the guy prepping him for the debate already wears it.....BOZO.
Their official ‘code names’
Barack Obama - Renegade
Michelle Obama - Renaissance
Malia Obama - Radiance
Sasha Obama - Rosebud
Joe Biden - Celtic [PUKE!!!]
Jill Biden - Capri
Their “unofficial” names are not listed.
How ‘bout “FAR OUT”, Plugs? That’ll get ‘em fired up.
Boy, your menu sounds a little Maalox inducing Annie.
I think I’ll have the following:
Porterhouse steak with mushrooms
Double baked potato
Hmm..Don’t know if I’ll be able to eat “during”...maybe save for “after”.
So Paul Ryan is going to be playing the part of Jerry Lawler and “Plugs” Biden will play the part of Andy Kaufman?
Don’t let us get overconfident. Biden is an idiot and a gaffe machine, but he actually does have some knowledge (more than his boss) and his brain cells might click into action for this one.
Ryan is going to be caught between two fires: if the idiot Biden emerges, Ryan’s going to look like he’s being cruel to the elderly and disabled; if the partisan “elder statesman” Biden emerges, Ryan is going to look young, inexperienced and cowed.
I thought the “just the facts” strategy used in Romney’s debate was good. Ryan is a brilliant man and a very attractive personality who could probably overshadow his boss very easily, but I don’t think he wants to do that.
Ryan expresses himself in a witty and intelligent way, he’s a very dynamic personality, and I think he will do well if he has all his ducks in a row and is prepared for either the “white working class schmoozer Uncle Joe” (a joke, considering Biden’s real background) or the “moderate elder statesman” (also a joke, since Biden was one of the most consistently left-wing members of the legislature).
They let me out of the attic ... just in time to debate Ryan Romney Paul and Mary!
“””Biden has no idea about what is about to happen to him. Hes an idiot. Ryan is one of the smartest men in Washington.”””
Biden wants to be loved and admired. He is delusional enough to believe he can rescue the Obama/Biden campaign with his mastery of debating. Ryan should not underestimate Plugs; he may have a flash-back to his bygone glory days; supposedly he was a great debater. Of course, it helps if you have factual material - not socialist propaganda.
The only thing that SlowJoe can count on to rumble is the “brains” leaking into his Depends.
Barack Obama - Renegade = Narcissus
Michelle Obama - Renaissance = Marie Antoinette
Malia Obama - Radiance = really, who cares?
Sasha Obama - Rosebud = same...
Joe Biden - Celtic [PUKE!!!] = Bed Time....[ you really have to think about this one! Hint: as in “for”]
Jill Biden - Capri = Clueless
damn funny....damn funny, fella....
We must watch for the ‘flip’ though.
Joebama is to stupid as Adm Stockdale was to intelligent.
joebama is dumb enough acting so he may come out looking smarter than Ryan just by keeping Ryan off balance - with the sympathetic press that will be fairly easy UNLESS Ryan keeps his guard up and keeps jabbing...
Remember the good Admiral was trying to answer questions with some degree of intelligence and he came across looking confused and doltish... he even questioned why he was there - which was (naturally) taken as a moment of defeat and in my mind I think he was actually saying “How did I get stuck with these two idiots”? algore and Dan Quayle......
In todays ‘sound bite’ world, a thinking man can be mistaken for an idiot, even though he is not.
[somewhere, Ronnie is smiling]
“I’m guessing this will get higher ratings than any presidential debate ever has.”
I agree with you..everyone wants to see how much the moron makes a fool of himself..
He’ll need to have a few drinks first, yum, yum love his booze!
Did he say “rumble” or did he say “stumble” or “fumble”?
Thanks, if I wrote what I really though I’d be banned.
Look, Biden is thinking..after the disaster of Obama's first debate, here's my big chance to shine, be a star.. save the ticket ( and, oh yeah..give myself a boost for 2016 no matter what happens next month.)
So he will put both his foot and his brain in his mouth..and something really, REALLY dumb and stupid will come out ..
In a "battle of wits" with Ryan, Biden is unarmed !!!