Posted on 10/09/2012 8:11:10 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Just the reason I don't watch this stuff. Highlights will be seen numerous times later.
Cool! I’m due to renew my 24/7 subscription so now will add the e version of the Limbaugh Letter! :-)
SS guys don’t look happy in that top pic...
The lady caller made a good point. Why did Rush dismiss it so?
One dollar a gallon gasoline is too cheap. We need a higher price than that in order to make drilling profitable. Half of that dollar is taxes to the federal and state governments.
Thank you. Interesting info.
Dear Leader IS a legend in his own mind (narcissistic personality behavior)
Seriously, what drug(s) is he on that he is SO delusional that he doesn’t recognize he got his arse kicked?
No taxes to state or feds; they take no risk. They’re parasites. Reduce price to $2.00/gal, and let those who take the risk, make the profit.
It all makes sense now—how quickly Mooch got Barry off stage last Wednesday night. She KNEW that he would be delusional.
After the council sucked up to O in ‘08 naming him black eagle, he got in, wanted to use Indian lands for wind power and sell or block off lands re: UN. The council later saw he was a liar and con. Now O has signed this to get back in their graces:
Makes me wonder exactly what went on when...or if...the fact that he’d just been schooled actually made it through that fogbank.
Actually, I’ll vote for the “if” and claim that it’s got 99 percent odds.
Had “opportunity” to deal with EEOC types (The 0 is giving me a bad case of deja vu) over the years, and some of those folks wouldn’t accept even minor flaws in their decisions if they got half-buried under the busted bits and pieces.
He**, if something broke, they only had to turn to the nearest underling (always Non-EEOC, though) and pass on the blame.
That Under The Bus deal gets a lot of use if you’ve got those cats around. Especially for the Old White guys.
(I did a lot of Consulting after I went over 55 and always doubled...or more...my quotes when I saw a Management Team that was fashionably Diverse.)
Who audits porkulus recipients? It’s obviously not the house... WTH? Throw out O helps billionaires and laundered it to get it back as donations.
1.47 jobs saved by a mil? Say the dems/unions/CEO robs kids of education. It’s a tax cut. /s
I’ll make a hard camp vid; What you don’t know about Big Bird. Kidding.
Please stop with the polls!!
My Family Farm Business created 604 jobs in 21yrs, with our own money. Not a damned farthing of fed/state/local money.
Ya got that right about money and books Rush. My husband has a book, an activity/maze book, coming out the day before Thanksgiving and the percentage they get is almost nil.
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