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Caption Mitch McConnell

Posted on 12/31/2012 5:41:29 PM PST by crosshairs

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: caption; deerintheheadlights; vanity
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1 posted on 12/31/2012 5:41:41 PM PST by crosshairs
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To: crosshairs

A loose-joweled turtle with his shell missing. Poor Mitch, he just can’t take a good picture. He always looks like he’s stammering and stunned.


2 posted on 12/31/2012 5:46:42 PM PST by austinaero
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To: crosshairs

How many testicles am I missing?


3 posted on 12/31/2012 5:46:41 PM PST by pnut22
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To: crosshairs

he looks like napolitanos brother.


4 posted on 12/31/2012 5:47:19 PM PST by television is just wrong
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To: crosshairs
Reporter: Mr. McConnell, how many testicles did you have surgically removed?
5 posted on 12/31/2012 5:47:42 PM PST by crosshairs (They are only assault weapons in the hands of tyrannical governments and criminals. Ban both.)
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To: pnut22

ROFLMAO!!!


6 posted on 12/31/2012 5:48:16 PM PST by doc1019
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To: pnut22
How many testicles am I missing?

Look closely. They're in his neck. That would make sense.
7 posted on 12/31/2012 5:49:26 PM PST by crosshairs (They are only assault weapons in the hands of tyrannical governments and criminals. Ban both.)
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To: crosshairs

"Mr. Soros gave me TWO Swiss Bank accounts! Boehner's only got one!"


8 posted on 12/31/2012 5:51:17 PM PST by COBOL2Java (kak-is-toc-ra-cy: Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens. See: GOP-e)
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To: crosshairs

“Only these many, otherwise you’ll hurt me,Barry”


9 posted on 12/31/2012 5:52:50 PM PST by COUNTrecount (Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't fail .But We Did.)
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To: crosshairs

It’s peace for our time.


10 posted on 12/31/2012 5:55:48 PM PST by soupbone1
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To: crosshairs

“This is what I just filled my Depends with”


11 posted on 12/31/2012 5:56:04 PM PST by Pox (Good Night. I expect more respect tomorrow.)
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To: crosshairs; All

FReeper humor BUMP! M-squared


12 posted on 12/31/2012 5:58:41 PM PST by PGalt
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To: crosshairs

“Mmmmbblllll jjjmmmbbblllh!”


13 posted on 12/31/2012 6:03:07 PM PST by bigbob
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To: crosshairs

‘’Harry and Joe Biden have finally come to a decision. They want TWO pizzas with everything.’’


14 posted on 12/31/2012 6:04:46 PM PST by Bluestocking
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To: austinaero

Yeah...well who would you rather have...him or Ashley Judd???


15 posted on 12/31/2012 6:07:42 PM PST by Aria ( 2008 & 2012 weren't elections - they were coup d'etats.)
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To: crosshairs

“This is a rabbit. Now, if I put my hands together, I can make an eagle”.


16 posted on 12/31/2012 6:07:49 PM PST by rfp1234 (Arguing with a liberal is like playing chess with a pigeon.)
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To: crosshairs

“I wanted two ponies and Barak wouldn’t give them to me.”


17 posted on 12/31/2012 6:08:16 PM PST by headstamp 2 (What would Scooby do?)
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To: crosshairs

“I am the second. Bill Frist was the first!”


18 posted on 12/31/2012 6:10:22 PM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: crosshairs

Quick, somebody photoshop a beard and long hair with a ponytail on him.


19 posted on 12/31/2012 6:10:49 PM PST by headstamp 2 (What would Scooby do?)
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To: headstamp 2

He’s all we’ve got.


20 posted on 12/31/2012 6:14:17 PM PST by Eric in the Ozarks (In the game of life, there are no betting limits)
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21 posted on 12/31/2012 6:15:26 PM PST by crosshairs (They are only assault weapons in the hands of tyrannical governments and criminals. Ban both.)
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To: crosshairs

“Once I’m done capitulating, I’m going to need some lettuce delivered to my terrarium.


22 posted on 12/31/2012 6:17:06 PM PST by VictoryGal (Never give up, never surrender! REMEMBER NEDA)
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To: COBOL2Java

Negotiating with . . . .

Any questions . . . ?

23 posted on 12/31/2012 6:18:58 PM PST by spokeshave (The only people better off today than 4 years ago are the Prisoners at Guantanamo.)
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To: crosshairs
"In my day this was known as the shocker."
24 posted on 12/31/2012 6:19:05 PM PST by TSgt (...voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury.)
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To: crosshairs

on my honor i promise ... to obey the law of the pack


25 posted on 12/31/2012 6:25:22 PM PST by TheRightGuy (I want MY BAILOUT ... a billion or two should do!)
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To: austinaero

All true, but compared to Dingy Harry Reid he is handsome and an orator extraordinaire!


26 posted on 12/31/2012 6:30:46 PM PST by Combat_Liberalism
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To: crosshairs
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27 posted on 12/31/2012 6:39:51 PM PST by mikrofon (Deer . Headlights)
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To: TSgt

ROFL


28 posted on 12/31/2012 6:39:56 PM PST by miliantnutcase
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To: spokeshave

SWIPED! LOL!


29 posted on 12/31/2012 6:41:58 PM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: crosshairs

Rofl! But the 8 year old just asked me why I was laughing! (It does look like someone cut his jewels out and made him swallow them)


30 posted on 12/31/2012 6:42:16 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: crosshairs
"Look closely. They're in his neck."

Then that would make him a Ballchinian right?


31 posted on 12/31/2012 6:44:34 PM PST by FortWorthPatriot (Obama is no Hitler; Hitler got the Olympics)
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To: pnut22
How many testicles am I missing?

ROFLMAO!! I can't possibly repeat on this forum what my caption would be for that picture. I'm not sure I could even find a way to make it acceptable for this forum.

So I guess I'll have to hide it.

I took the full two inches from the President.

I wonder how many will figure it out ...

32 posted on 12/31/2012 6:44:40 PM PST by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: crosshairs
There is not two back bones between John B. and I.
33 posted on 12/31/2012 6:49:29 PM PST by bmwcyle (We have gone over the cliff and we are about to hit the bottom)
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To: crosshairs

Victory!

Not for you though....


34 posted on 12/31/2012 7:12:42 PM PST by Tzimisce (The American Revolution began when the British attempted to disarm the Colonists.)
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To: mikrofon

LOL! Good one!


35 posted on 12/31/2012 7:18:28 PM PST by arasina (Communism is EVIL. So there.)
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To: crosshairs

Mitch’s reponse when asked “How many times Bronco Bama
Bend him over the Oval Office Desk”.


36 posted on 12/31/2012 7:23:45 PM PST by VRWCarea51
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To: crosshairs

“Peace in our time.”

Since we all know how well it worked out the LAST time someone appeased a dictator.


37 posted on 12/31/2012 7:28:14 PM PST by Colonel_Flagg ("Don't be afraid to see what you see." -- Ronald Reagan)
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To: Colonel_Flagg

To hell with peace....pass the ammunition! I’m ready to clean house in DC. ASAP!

Disclaimer: I am not advocating killing them...just replacing them. The ammunition we need is for our vote to count for SOMETHING for a change!

/rant.....


38 posted on 12/31/2012 7:36:38 PM PST by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos!)
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To: crosshairs

Piss in our time.


39 posted on 12/31/2012 7:37:50 PM PST by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: crosshairs

That miserable excuse for a man!


40 posted on 12/31/2012 7:38:56 PM PST by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos!)
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To: crosshairs
a shining example of a marble-mouthed moron.
sorry..folks, he's my Sinister Mitch "go along/get along" McConnell (GOP/e-W.D.C.)
and I swear never vote for him, G*D DAMN TRAITOROUS B@$T@$D!

41 posted on 12/31/2012 7:42:51 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,spend it all today;who can take your income,tax it all away..0'Bozo man can :-)
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To: crosshairs

I only kissed Obama’s as$ twice!


42 posted on 12/31/2012 8:16:22 PM PST by baddog 219
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To: crosshairs

“Help, Mr. Withard! Help!”

Okay, kind of obscure...


43 posted on 12/31/2012 8:37:08 PM PST by DemforBush (You might very well think that. I could not *possibly* comment.)
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To: DemforBush

"Twizzle, twazzle, twozzle, twome; time for dis vone to come home."

44 posted on 12/31/2012 11:24:09 PM PST by FredZarguna (Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good. When the levee breaks, momma you got to move.)
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To: crosshairs

one and one is two, right?


45 posted on 01/01/2013 12:08:38 AM PST by paul51 (11 September 2001 - Never forget)
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To: headstamp 2
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46 posted on 01/01/2013 12:44:44 AM PST by FredZarguna (Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good. When the levee breaks, momma you got to move.)
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To: crosshairs

clueless dumbass.


47 posted on 01/01/2013 2:44:00 AM PST by Joe Boucher ((FUBO))
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To: crosshairs

I think those are Barack’s


48 posted on 01/01/2013 3:40:49 AM PST by hans56
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To: Eric in the Ozarks

We played odds and evens and I got evens.


49 posted on 01/01/2013 5:02:44 AM PST by ronnie raygun (Being Breitbart)
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To: crosshairs

If Obama’s Lincoln, I’m Churchill.......wait, do I need to go one or two...why are my pants wet and what’s that smell...dammit, these pants have the best kneepads available...who are all those people with cameras...


50 posted on 01/01/2013 5:37:17 AM PST by trebb (Allies no longer trust us. Enemies no longer fear us.)
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