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Every Idea Is an Incitement
Townhall.com ^ | January 7, 2013 | Mike Adams

Posted on 01/07/2013 4:07:42 AM PST by Kaslin

Dear CRM 495 Students:

Welcome back! It's hard to believe that Christmas break is over and that it's time to start a new semester. It's almost as hard as believing that one of your professors is actually sending you an email using the word "Christmas." But even the liberals agree that I am no ordinary professor. Please allow me to explain.

After I got tenure, I left the political Left and became a conservative Republican. I know you've never had a conservative professor before and you are probably wondering what to expect. In a nutshell, you can expect to hear the truth about a number of things for the very first time in your college career. And that means you can probably expect to be offended from time to time.

Just in case you are wondering whether you are getting in over your head, let me give you a few examples of beliefs I hold, which you may well deem to be offensive. Based on the following revelations, you can make an informed decision as to whether this class is really for you.

African-Americanism. I think the term African-American is ridiculous. If you insist on being called this then you aren't American and you've probably never been to Africa. If you demand to be a hyphenated American then you're just un-American. Get over yourself or get out of the country. Sorry if you're offended but you offend me with your ethnocentrism.

Coke. I cannot stand that four letter word that begins with "c" and refers to female genitalia. Repeating it at The Vagina Monologues does not make women empowered. It makes them unrefined idiots. If you c*** c*** a feminist play without using feminists who say the word c*** then you simply c*** be taken seriously. Sorry if you're offended, but women who curse like sailors offend me.

Daddy issues. Every semester, I get at least one female student who comes into class late and hyperventilating. She makes a scene in order to get sympathy. Then, she apologizes after class while dumping all her personal problems on me. Let me be blunt: women like this have daddy issues. Put simply, daddy didn't give them enough attention and now they are seeking it from me because I remind them of daddy. Sorry that offends you. Go tell your daddy.

Guns. I have more guns than I need but fewer than I want. In fact, as I sit in my home office writing this email I am positioned between two packed gun safes. There are enough guns in this room to issue a 21 gun salute in the event you don’t make it through the semester. There are also about 12,000 rounds of ammunition in this room. And there is more elsewhere in the house. Some people are afraid of guns but I am afraid of gunlessness. Most of your professors say that homophobia is a social disease. I say that hoplophobia is a social disease. If you don't like abortion - oops! I mean guns - you don't have to have one.

Momma's boys. Every semester, I get at least three male students who cannot run their lives. They constantly ask me questions that I have already answered on the syllabus. When is the first test? What kind of questions are on it? How many tests are there? These are the kinds of young males who still could not wipe their bottoms when they were 12 (and probably still can't do their own laundry). If you are one of them, you have no chance of passing my class and no chance of succeeding in life. Please drop out now and join the army. Sorry if that offends you but you need to be a man. If that's too much to ask, just complain to momma next time you're home dropping off your laundry.

Pepsi. I cannot stand that five letter word that begins with "p" and refers to female genitalia. Every year at The Vagina Monologues, they sell p***** pops, which are little candied vaginas on a stick. The feminists walk around licking them in a display of feminist empowerment. I hate to be p**** but why don't they sell p**** pops, too. Maybe that would offend them. That's too bad because their sexism offends me.

Queer Centers. When I was a kid, we played "smear the queer" (dodge ball). Later, they said we could not call it that. Now, the word "queer" has made a queer re-entry into the realm of social acceptability. Some colleges are even opening “Queer Resource Centers.” Make up your mind, thought police. And stop acting like women with daddy issues! Sorry if that offends you. Indecisiveness offends me.

Racial Preferences. If you can't get into college without checking a box that says African-American or Hispanic, you do not need to be here. Sorry but the only reason there are racial differences in SAT scores is because minorities refuse to take off the training wheels. You're just as smart as anyone else so hop off the Big Wheel and join the bike race. Sorry if you're offended but your racism offends me.

Wolf-crying. People cry racism all the time. In fact, I've been told I'm a racist for opposing affirmative action. That’s funny to me. I don’t think blacks need a crutch because I believe they are equal. Therefore, I'm called a racist - even though I was the first kid on my block to own a Flip Wilson record. Those people (oops, I said, those people) need to chill. In fact, I should let them borrow my old Flip Wilson record to lighten the mood. Next thing you know, they'll say Flip Wilson offends them because Geraldine made fun of cross dressing. Have I mentioned that cross-dressing offends me?

XXX. Pornography is more than disgusting. It is evil and I hate it. This is probably not offensive to anyone - unless, of course, you are a porn star. But, once you become a porn star, you pretty much give up the right to be offended. If you're offended anyway just drop my class and sign up for one of Dr. Porco's instead (no I did not make up that last name). Dr. Porco was just hired by the UNCW English Department despite (or perhaps because of) the fact that he published a book of pornographic poems - some of which were written while he was drunk and hanging out in topless bars. He tries to pass them off as academic. And that offends me, which is why I simply choose not to read them.

Now that everything is on the table, you are ready for your first assignment. Since this is a class covering the First Amendment, we are going to focus on important US Supreme Court decisions dealing with free speech. Our first case will be Gitlow v. New York. I want you to read it with two questions in mind:

1. Since the Supreme Court nationalized the First Amendment, speech codes have emerged on most state-run campuses. How have these speech codes survived in light of the nationalization movement?

2. Holmes' dissent in this case has been often quoted. If he is correct in saying that "every idea is an incitement" then how can universities actually enforce speeches codes? As they are actually enforced, do these codes violate other portions of our constitution?

As you can see, we'll be tackling some serious issues this semester. So we need to weed out all of the self-absorbed, hypersensitive products of the era of political correctness in higher education. That was the purpose of this email. If you are still reading then congratulations! You've demonstrated more intellectual integrity and emotional maturity than the majority of your professors.

See you next week in class.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: affirmativeaction; banglist; educationandschools; firstamendment; guncontrol; guns; highereducation; mediaandculture; secondamendment
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1 posted on 01/07/2013 4:08:02 AM PST by Kaslin
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To: alarm rider; Apple Pan Dowdy; BatGuano; Battle Axe; bayouranger; bboop; BenKenobi; Biggirl; ...

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2 posted on 01/07/2013 4:10:51 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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Mike Adams Column


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3 posted on 01/07/2013 4:11:47 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: Kaslin

Great article, ‘cept he apologizes too much.


4 posted on 01/07/2013 4:16:00 AM PST by Badabing Badablonde (New to the internet? CLICK HERE)
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To: Kaslin
Methinks the little old ladies of both sexes will go thoroughly apoplectic when they read this little jewel. He he he.

Cheers.

5 posted on 01/07/2013 4:19:03 AM PST by Jefferson Spins (in his grave at Monticello because our republic is imperiled from within.)
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To: Kaslin

I wish I had professors like him when I was in college. Or even that I lived close enough to audit some of his courses now.


6 posted on 01/07/2013 4:22:06 AM PST by John O (God Save America (Please))
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To: John O

I will say it is quite obvious why he waited for tenure to be an overt conservative (or perhaps that’s when he changed). No way anyone would ever get tenure with attitudes like that.

You can be the absolute best in your field, but if you insult leftist pieties like that you are toast. Academia is no place for differences in though according to the Left.


7 posted on 01/07/2013 4:42:42 AM PST by drbuzzard (All animals are created equal, but some are more equal than others.)
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To: John O
I wish I had professors like him when I was in college. Or even that I lived close enough to audit some of his courses now.

Fess up, you'd just like to watch him bitch slap some libtard students.

8 posted on 01/07/2013 4:44:27 AM PST by Graybeard58 ("Civil rights” leader and MSNB-Hee Haw host Al Sharpton - Larry Elder)
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To: Kaslin

LOL That might could use a warning. I hate feminists. They’re just so gross.


9 posted on 01/07/2013 4:46:57 AM PST by KGeorge
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To: Kaslin

ok why does he hate girls with fathers who were neglectful and how is this a “conservative” position exactly?


10 posted on 01/07/2013 4:53:54 AM PST by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: Kaslin
CRM 495 Course Description CRM 495. Senior Seminar (3) Prerequisite: CRM 255 (SOC 255), CRM 300 (SOC 300), CRM 301 (SOC 301) and senior standing. A topical seminar for students to apply the theories and methods they have learned as a major. Fulfills oral competency requirement. The seminar is the capstone course for majors.
11 posted on 01/07/2013 5:14:18 AM PST by no-s (when democracy is displaced by tyranny, the armed citizen still gets to vote)
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To: yldstrk

“Somewhere out there there’s 4 terrible fathers that I wish I could thank.”


12 posted on 01/07/2013 5:43:54 AM PST by Teacher317 ('Tis time to fear when tyrants seem to kiss.)
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To: Kaslin

Mommy/daddy issues...

Adams, it’s a college FGS. If you can’t stand immature people, maybe YOU should join the Army.


13 posted on 01/07/2013 5:45:23 AM PST by HomeAtLast
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To: Kaslin
The First Amendment was "nationalized" by the Supreme Court? Not sure what he means here. The Bill of Rights applies to the nation... and then to the several states via "incorporation" by SCOTUS.

Methinks he's just a grumpy Righty who's not so well-educated himself.

(Nice to see some smackdown of Lefty ideals on campus, though.)

14 posted on 01/07/2013 5:49:53 AM PST by Teacher317 ('Tis time to fear when tyrants seem to kiss.)
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To: HomeAtLast

You’ve never read Professor Adam’s column, did you?


15 posted on 01/07/2013 5:52:41 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: yldstrk

I don’t think he hates them. Saying he’s “offended” by their immaturity is just using lefty language to make a righty point: You are responsible for yourself, and you can’t compensate for your refusal to grow up by treating teacher as a substitute daddy- will-cover-for-me figure. Sometimes, forcing someone to grow up is the kindest thing you can do for them.


16 posted on 01/07/2013 6:09:50 AM PST by Springfield Reformer (Winston Churchill: No Peace Till Victory!)
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To: yldstrk
ok why does he hate girls with fathers who were neglectful

How does his being bluntly--and perhaps even abrasively--frank in his observation of "girls with daddy issues" translate into "he hate[s] girls"?

Please don't misunderstand. I'm not attacking you; but I am questioning your conclusion. Help me out here. To my eye he's bluntly (and yes, abrasively) telling his female students that he simply doesn't want to be a surrogate father. In any context. However temporarily.

And though I think that he is wrong to do so (think of the opportunity for not only shepherding a young woman past the pain of her past, but also to help her grow beyond episodes of adolescent hyperventilation), so what? How does his bluntness mean "hate" exactly?

and how is this a “conservative” position exactly?

If you're trying to play the "Hate is not a Family Value" meme, then I respectfully ask you to consider the possibility that you are allowing emotion to cloud your thinking. To my eye the CRM 495 professor, with his "Go tell your daddy" comment, is merely pointing out to his female students (again, in an abrasive fashion) that he doesn't think he can do anything about fixing their daddy issues. So, again I ask you, how does that mean "he hates girls"? I'll concede that he may very well hate the hyperventilating. (After all, something's put a burr in his butt.) But hating the bad behavior is light-years away from hating the person, no?

And isn't it a conservative position to expect others to take responsibility for their lives rather than playing the victim card all the time? I was abused as a child. So what? The hallmark of humankind seems to be that The Innocent suffer at the hands of The Powerful. There's been plenty of child abuse and neglect for centuries; and there will be plenty more to come I'm afraid.

But if I'm late for class in college (or miss a project deadline at work), I need to own up to it. Not blame my father or mother for the crappy way they treated me as a child. And if I do have profound emotional scars (many of us do), I need to seek professional help, maybe even psychiatric help. Trying to turn my sociology professor into something he is not is patently unfair to him. Perhaps that's why he comes across as so pissed?

Cheers.

17 posted on 01/07/2013 6:17:20 AM PST by Jefferson Spins (in his grave at Monticello because our republic is imperiled from within.)
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To: yldstrk
ok why does he hate girls with fathers who were neglectful and how is this a “conservative” position exactly?

He did not claim to "hate" them; you have (probably unwittingly) fallen into the leftist practice of misstating meanings. He even apologizes for offending them.

18 posted on 01/07/2013 7:11:22 AM PST by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed &water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: Jefferson Spins

Since the course Adams is preparing to teach is a senior ‘capstone’ course, it is very likely that every student enrolled has had previous studies with Professor Adams. He is just getting them in the mood for his presentations with this email.

I doubt that any of his ‘offendings’ are new to these students.


19 posted on 01/07/2013 7:30:08 AM PST by maica
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To: Kaslin
The day we all start responding to leftist bleats with ‘I don't give a sh*t’ is the day we starting pulling back from the societal abyss.
20 posted on 01/07/2013 7:41:33 AM PST by skeeter
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