Skip to comments.Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend is the biggest story on Twitter
Posted on 01/16/2013 7:28:53 PM PST by doug from upland
click here to read article
RIP Lennay Kekua. I bet she is in Heaven playing golf with Nicole Brown’s real killer and John Titor.
The chatboard on ESPN is going insane. Funny as hell.
Is her last name “Tuttle” by any chance?
/obscure M*A*S*H reference
I find the whole story just ridiculous and my girlfriend Kate Upton agrees.
...so are the fark/photoshop boards
I was blue and lonely,
I couldn’t sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious
If I’d had to much to drink
There was somehow, something wrong somewhere,
And each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation
Were growing in me head
I needed inspiration,
A brand new start in life,
Somewhere to place affection,
But I didn’t want a wife
And then by lucky chance I saw
In a special magazine
An ad that was unusual,
The like I’d never seen,
“Experience something different
With our new imported toy,
She’s loving, warm, inflatable
And a guarantee of joy”
She came all wrapped in cardboard,
All pink and shriveled down
A breath of air was all she needed
To make her lose that frown
I took her to the bedroom
And pumped her with some life,
And later in a moment
That girl became my wife
And so I sit her in the corner
And sometimes stroke her hair
And when I’m feeling naughty
I blow her up with air
She’s cuddly and she’s bouncy,
She’s like a rubber ball,
I bounce her in the kitchen
And I bounce her in the hall
And now my life is different
Since Sally came my way
I wake up in the morning
And have her on a tray
She’s everything they say she was
And I wear a permanent grin,
And I only have to worry
In case my girl wears thin
So does my wife, Morgan Fairchild.
Yes, it has to be said. Laz would hit it.
A John Titor reference. Great.
This is totally brilliant. After this revelation, when Te’o admits he was on steroids his entire career, nobody will care and it won’t be reported...
All this to take attention away from Lance Armstrong’s confession to Oprah.
“They learned nothing from Penn State.”
And what, exactly, are the similarities between this story and the Sandusky story?
Tweet: The last dude from Hawaii who lied this much ended up in the White House.
You may be on to something.
Here’s my question. If he supposedly never met her, and knew her only online.... then how would he have known she really died? She obviously didn’t tell him. So how did he know?
Of course its a fraud.
She called him after she died;
Don’t know about the whole season, but Teo himself is definitely a hoax. Media creation (just like the “honey-badger” last year) that they need to create interest and get people to pay attention to their propaganda.
If you watched any ND games, Teo is basically a smallish linebacker who happens to be a non-black minority, hence the media frenzy. I never saw him make a single stand out play, despite all the hysterical hype. I’m sure he did make some plays but nothing really extraordinary and deserving of all the hype.
Agree. He was exposed against Alabama. Too small, slow and not strong enough. Someone said he was the next Ray Lewis......pfft. I don’t think he’s even the next Junior Seau or Palumalu.
Having to play Bama on the field, without the aid of the ND marketing machine.
This whole gf deal was part of his publicity runup to the Heisman balloting. He was a full, knowing participant. ND spent millions promoting this moderately better than average football player as some kind of superhero and he was happy to play along.
If Te’o is the perp; which it at least; appears that he is; then he is not the ‘perpetrator’ of a hoax. He would be;in truth; a unmitigated perpetrator of a lie. No ‘hoaxter’ here; just a liar. If. . .
Think more along the lines of Brian Bosworth.
Every ND game I watched this season had the obligatory ode to what a courageous player Manti was, fighting on the field through his heartbreak, etc. They’d spend a minute or two speaking about his tribulations in hushed tones until I wanted to scream. And yet no one ever thought to check out the veracity of this story? I can guaran-damn-tee you that if it had been Tebow telling this tale, they’d have found out everything they could about this woman in a weekend!
The book itself gave even more 'incredibility' inasmuch as Obama was praised for his writing talents and the stellar intelligence behind it; when of course; this was the 'voice and hand' of Bill Ayers. Te'o has yet to match the Lie of Obama.
That said; this is not about the authentically, inauthentic Obama. . .It is about a very big lie; or disturbed imagination of Te'o. James Frey was called to task by Oprah; for his 'blending' of facts. Obama; apparently and OTOH; never got the 'Oprah call'. Lance got his this week; so maybe Te'o will be next.
I had no idea of the extent of the Heisman lobbying industry until I had to go through NYC en-route to catch a plane at JFK. As I came out of Penn Station I saw a billboard stretching the width of the building across the street and at least 10 to 12 stories high of a football player.
"Huh? How many Oregon fans can there be in NYC?" I thought.
If only those journalists would turn their abilities on the biggest seamster of all time...
If only those journalists would turn their abilities on the biggest scamster of all time...
i hope @MTeo_5 didnt send lennay any nude pics. ronaiah prolly posted them on his piano so he can look at them while he plays @ church lmao
My first thought - She is/was a beard.
Notre Dame knew that the dead girlfriend story was a hoax on December 27th, it allowed the dead girlfriend hoax to be perpetuated through the BCS title game. In fact, AD Swarbrick said he told Te’o not to address the issue specifically if he was asked about it. After all, winning is the only thing that matters.
A Mormon involved in fraud; I’m shocked!!!!
Yes, that might be the case. At any rate, dude is toast unless he comes up with a command performance. ND might have just tried to pull a Penn State deal. Stinks, everywhere.
Apparently NO one did!!
Te'o did not attend Kekua's gravesite...
Te'o did not visit Kekua's relatives...
Te'o did not attend send condolences...
Didn't EVERY pimple faced boy????
Last night I saw upon the stair,
A little man that wasn’t there.
He wasn’t there again today;
Oh how I wish he’d go away.
True. I think the only thing we know for certain right now is that the whole truth is not known and may never be. Could be elements of blackmail. Could be a publicity stunt he pulled to get Heisman attention and then couldn't unwind it.
“There’s a little bit of Kekua left in all of us—in fact, you might say that all of us together made up Kekua.”
A web glich for Manti Temple???
While I'll bet she's been proxy baptized a hunnert times by now!
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.