CNN Anchor Blames Asteroid on Global Warming

NewsBusters ^

[chessplayer]

CNN anchor Deb Feyerick asked Saturday afternoon if an approaching asteroid, which will pass by Earth on February 15, “is an example of, perhaps, global warming?”

Moments earlier, before an ad break, she segued from the Northeast blizzard to a segment with Bill Nye “the science guy,” by pointing to global warming: “Every time we see a storm like this lately, the first question to pop into a lot of people’s minds is whether or not global warming is to blame? I’ll talk to Bill Nye, ‘the science guy,’ about devastating storms and climate change.”

She never got to that question in the subsequent interview at about 3:25 PM EST during CNN Newsoom, instead transitioning from a snowfall update: “Talk about something else that’s falling from the sky and that is an asteroid. What’s coming our way? Is this an effect of, perhaps, of global warming or is this just some meteoric occasion?”

[Las Vegas Dave]

Among the liberals in the media, to claim global warming exists is a resume enhancer !

[ronnie raygun]

Don’t you just admire these dumba##es? They appoint themselves authorities on anything and everything just because they can and have the advantage of sitting behind a camera. The stupid leading throngs of the stupid. Where the hell are we going? Meanwhile marble mouth jesse jerkson claims semi automatic rifles can shoot down planes and blow up trains and we all remember sen conyers claim that the island is going to tip over with all that weight put upon it. There truley is a mental emergency out thier inflicting the enemies of America only diff now is they are in control

[rockabyebaby]

Global warming? Nah, I saw bush and cheney in the hurricane machine hovering over Boston. If you look on weather maps, as the storm departs you can see what looks like an eye (of a hurricane) - bush’s fault, definetly bush’s fault.

[Rocky]

“we all remember sen conyers claim that the island is going to tip over”

Actually, it was a different idiot. His name is Hank Johnson:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Do you have to fail an IQ test to be an anchor at CNN? Epochal stupidity.

[EQAndyBuzz]

Hold on a second people. She is onto something here.

1. An asteroid passing by earth is responsible for global warming.
2. Obama wants to end global warming.
3. Obama kills our space program so now we cannot destroy the asteroid.

Hence....

Global warming is Obamas fault.

[chessplayer]

How does CNN find people this stupid?

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They try really, really hard.

[Mad Dawgg]

"How does CNN find people this stupid?"

They peruse the DNC donor lists, the higher the donation, the lower the IQ...

[DH]

But it is also possible that Moochelle’s fat ass affects the course of asteroids and her diet contributes to the creation of global warming gasses

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I understand that it is not an asteroid...it’s a dingle-berry falling from that monsterous ass of Moochelle’s fanny.

When it hits it’s gonna really make a big stink!

[martin_fierro]

Because I'm a blonde I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry if I'm getting a man if I keep this blonde and I keep this tan
Cause I'm a blonde yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah

I see people working and it just makes me giggle,
cause I don't have to work, I just have to giggle
Cause I'm a blonde B-L-O-N-D
Cause I'm a blond don't you wish you were me?

I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me, but I have this philosophy, "So what?"
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah

I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for them cause whenever
I'm around, all the men ignore 'em
Cause I'm a blonde nyah nyah nyah
Cause I'm a blonde nyah nyah nyah

They say to make it you need talent and ambition, well I got a tv show, and this is my audition;
Umm. . . okay. . . what was it?. . . ummm don't tell me. . . oh, yeah, okay "Duck Magnum, duck!"
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah

I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course, I can't spell BW but I got a Porsche
Cause I'm a blonde B-L-I-N-D
Cause I'm a blonde don't you wish you were me?

I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is
like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA but my goal is
to become a veterinarian cause I love children
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah

Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true
With my hair and body, you would be too
Cause I'm a blonde B-L- . . . I don't know!

Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah!

[left that other site]

That hot, burning, painful sensation is a HEMORRHOID, NOT an ASteroid!

I know that’s just semantics, but libs are notoriously anti-semantic, so that explains everything!
:-)

[ArcadeQuarters]

Hopefully the asteroid won’t hit Earth and tip over Guam.

[pepperdog]

Oh good grief! Words fail.

[trebb]

My wife and I have code words for people who do/say such stupid things, “I know how she votes”.

[paterfamilias]

In view of my observation that news readers are usually scientifically illiterate, I’ll assume that this was not a parody.

[jpsb]

Gaseous CO2 has more gravity then other matter? Who would have thunk it!

Stupid does not even come close. That said an expanding (warmer) atmosphere can have an effect on low orbiting satellites (see Skylab) but that is an entirely different matter and the Earth is not warming so the upper atmosphere is not expanding.

"Greater-than-expected solar activity[3]:362 heated the outer layers of the Earth's atmosphere and thereby increased drag on Skylab. By late 1977, NORAD accurately forecast a reentry in mid-1979;[17] a National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) scientist criticized NASA for using an inaccurate model for the second most-intense sunspot cycle in a century, and for ignoring NOAA predictions published in 1976.[3]:362-363"

[WCH]

No, the people who watch/absorb this stuff are the lunatics. The reporter know exactly what they’re doing.

[pgkdan]

Who knows...maybe she said this to mock the climate alarmists who blame EVERYTHING on globull warming.

[Democrat_media]

The news media is the problem.

The government and media spent trillion$ and decades to fund and create the hoax called global warming so that they democrats can empower government and take more of our rights and freedom.

fight for your rights and freedom . don't give in to these evil socialists

hope and change? no it's HOAX and CHAINs . go jump in the lake you communist piece of crap called Obama and also you too go to hell you democrat news media idiots

[Cvengr]

Add the Pope to the photoshopped jpg, flying the asteroid as the Papal spaceship,...it explains so much for CNN anchors.....