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A SOLUTION TO GLOBAL WARMING AND GUNS
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| April 3, 2013
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 04/03/2013 2:47:46 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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I have been advised by someone in the editorial trade, that a good editorial very seldom (or even never) refers to the author, nor is written in the first-person framework.
I ditched ALL of that advice for this editorial, in order to increase the satirical bite and edge. Sometimes, you must take a little liberty with the rules.
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posted on
04/03/2013 2:47:46 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
Sadly...the moonbats will probably endorse your plan...
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posted on
04/03/2013 2:48:56 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
04/03/2013 2:48:57 PM PDT
by
glock rocks
(No, the game never ends, when your whole world depends, on the turn of a friendy card.)
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183 Satisfied Customers!™I have been advised by someone in the editorial trade, that a good editorial very seldom (or even never) refers to the author, nor is written in the first-person framework.
I ditched ALL of that advice for this editorial, in order to increase the satirical bite and edge. Sometimes, you must take a little liberty with the rules.
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posted on
04/03/2013 2:49:10 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
To: glock rocks
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posted on
04/03/2013 2:49:31 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
To: Lazamataz
Here is a picture of the moron in question:
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posted on
04/03/2013 2:51:04 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
To: Lazamataz
Tell your editorial adviser to pound sand. We know you.
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posted on
04/03/2013 2:56:50 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
To: Lazamataz
Auto-preview, the bane of speed posting.
Maybe the commie should be taken at her word... there won’t be any ammo. Been to Cabelas lately?
OTOH, is our flag still on Mars?
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posted on
04/03/2013 2:57:30 PM PDT
by
glock rocks
(No, the game never ends, when your whole world depends, on the turn of a friendy card.)
To: Lazamataz
RESTRICT THE SIZE OF GAS TANKS.Or tax the heck out of gas. Whoops! Too late for that...
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posted on
04/03/2013 2:58:08 PM PDT
by
Libloather
(The epitome of civility.)
To: Lazamataz
Hmm...No lips, and she’s fat, but would you hit that?
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posted on
04/03/2013 2:58:38 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
To: Lazamataz
OK, that makes sense. In fact, let’s reduce the size of forks and spoons, to fight obesity!;)
To: Lazamataz
To: Cyber Liberty
What a silly question! :)
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posted on
04/03/2013 3:03:48 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
To: Lazamataz
I bought a smaller diameter garden hose, and now my yard has disappeared. What the hell?
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posted on
04/03/2013 3:05:09 PM PDT
by
deoetdoctrinae
(The Old White Flag Republicans can go straight to He// and take their pal Obama with them!)
To: Lazamataz
But, Laz... would you hit it?
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posted on
04/03/2013 3:06:55 PM PDT
by
SpinnerWebb
(In 2012 you will awaken from your HOPEnosis and have no recollection of this... "Constitution")
To: SpinnerWebb
I mean, at 200 yards in a high crosswind?
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posted on
04/03/2013 3:07:55 PM PDT
by
SpinnerWebb
(In 2012 you will awaken from your HOPEnosis and have no recollection of this... "Constitution")
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To: Lazamataz
Oh that "sometimes disturbing."
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posted on
04/03/2013 3:11:40 PM PDT
by
glock rocks
(No, the game never ends, when your whole world depends, on the turn of a friendy card.)
To: Cyber Liberty
Tell your editorial advisor to pound sand. We know you.
I second that.
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posted on
04/03/2013 3:16:29 PM PDT
by
lucky american
(The Democrats will follow the big "D"even if it means going over a cliff.)
To: glock rocks
Decided to remove it. You never can be TOO careful these days.
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posted on
04/03/2013 3:21:14 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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