Skip to comments.Funeral director asks for help from government
Posted on 05/05/2013 8:58:43 AM PDT by BlatherNaut
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Love your tagline....the “immortal” Deb...
They should just ship him to Gitmo since he’s already been fasting.
How about a hog farm?
Take the body, wrap it in canvas with a bowling ball at the feet, then put it on the next garbage barge taking a load to dump at sea. Problem solved.
Just cremate him and scatter the ashes. He should get accustomed to the heat ASAP.
I hear the Vultures in France a pretty hungry these days....
I suggest the federal government claim the body, stuff it with pork, bacon, and ham, add a dead dog to the coffin, and then publicly cremate the contents of the coffin. Then the federal government should place the cremains into a pressure cooker with enough plastic explosives to blow the entire thing to Hell. Then take Katherine Russell and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to a pig farm (with the farmer’s permission of course) and make them watch as the detonate the IED. Then had Russell and Tsarnaev pieces of paper that read, “Sic Semper Tyrannus!” with a little note that says, “Mohammedans are ALL tyrants!” on it. The FBI agent who hands them that not should tell them, “Be certain you tell all your terrorist friends that this is what awaits them ... and probably you two as well. Enjoy eternity in Hell with Mohammed, Satan, and your husband and brother!”
Hey, bozo! You took the body for the publicity so now it’s your responsibility. This stunt isn’t going to help your future bottom line. How’s that fifteen minutes working out for you?
Are there no shredders?
Are there no landfills?
Is it a diplomatic situation? Will John Kerry get involved?
Haven’t we been told since Bin Laden’s demise that the preferred method for muslims is burial at sea? Must be difficult for all of the other land locked Islamic nations, no water taxis and such.
Dump the carcass into an empty field.
“Maggots gotta eat, too.”
Cambridge, MA welcomes diversity. They should welcome his body back to his hometown. After all they made a $100,000+ investment in him.
Where will the guberment put him? The three mile island exclusion zone? To good for him!
[snip] pleading for government officials to use their influence to convince a cemetery to bury Boston bombing suspect Tamerlan Tsarnaev [/snip]
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Didn’t I read that the Griffon Vultures in , where was it ... France? are very hungry and eating tourists who fall off of cliffs? I mean, what are we waiting for?
Bury him at sea like bin laden.
How about keeping him on ice until BO builds his _residential Library and burying him by the entrance?
Looks like Dreams of my Father and Obamacare will be all that’s in there, so this piece of trash could add a little spice.
Cremate him and send the ashes to a secret location, as was done to Eichman. Or bury him under an outhouse.
He was a lot of big talk - he knew how Muslims were with their burials (an ad for his funeral home. "Now he's just not so proud" (Bob Dylan - hope I got it right).
Sorry Buddy - is this karma burping up on you....
I do have a problem with feeding him to hogs or tossing him into the sea.
The next time you eat bacon or squid won’t you wonder if you’re eating a piece of digested speedbump?
Cremate the terrorist POS. Once reduced to ashes, scatter the ashes to the wind. As if he never existed, with the dreadful exception of his last days on Earth and all the misery those days caused.
Pretty sad when we think that the president would do that. I truly do believe that what we now have would do that very thing if he thought he could get away with it. Good day to you and all the People of FreeRepublic.
That is a detail that would be hard to honor, even on overtime!
All it would take would be someones or someone to leave a pressure cooker near premises or employ a sniper gun shot to get rid of armed guard.
Then they grab the body, take back home, and put his body in a glass coffin. People would come from miles just to see the martyr.
It would be like Lenin. Think of the T-shirts with the bomber #1 printed. It would make a million dollars!
I have an augered hole in my back yard. If you cut him up, he’d fit. Of course, you’d have to be ok with the dog crap I put down there every couple of days. And some lime. But other than that, it’s all yours.
Agree 100 percent!
Jihadees would flock to give respect to their fallen comrade I wouldn't even put him in a potter's cemetary
I know FDs that do children for cost. They are not all parasites. Most of them are good people.
Best idea of the day.
I wasn’t being serious. Dealing with dead people is what FD’s do, it is how they earn their living. Picketing or boycotting them because the deceased was a terrorist, or a rapist, or a murderer or whatever is ridiculous. Somebody has to do it.
Are there no state or city-owned “Potter’s Field” cemeteries in or around Boston? This seems like more of a media circus than an actual problem. Plant him in an unmarked pauper’s grave and be done with it.
And clog the Toilet?
In international water. Don't even have him in our waters.
And, make sure Obama doesn't spike it - a la "you didn't do that. I did that. Now we have a safer world with Al Quada (sic?) decimated and on the run".
So, we need to raise more money to catch jihadees, because I did that!
Open your wallets - you know you want to.
Si, se puede!
1. Watch an Episode of Dexter.
2. Buy a Boat, a knife and heavy duty plastic garbage bags.
3. Make sure there isn’t a full Moon.
That is easily taken care of- cremation and a flush.
Send the body to the parents in the Old Homeland.
Why don’t they just use the same method they claimed was done to a fake OBL corps???
Remember he had to be disposed of within 24 hours according to Muzzie’s ritual, LOL!!!
What's the problem?
Off to Trashistan with him!
How about a dog food company? One might take him.
That just frosts me. We have to pay for another autopsy because his loony mother thinks this is a conspiracy against her terrorists sons?
Informed sources inform that the deceased requested in his will that he be buried in the city of Obama’s birthplace.
Don’t think the dogs would eat. They do have Taste Buds.
The uncle has shown up to wash and shroud the body. Wants him buried in MA because he’s lived there the past decade.
What incredible nerve and effrontery!
There’s only one logical reason to want him buried here in a place he hated - it’s to rub our collective noses in the atrocity he committed while at the same time creating a shrine to the monster.
The nasty tsarnaevs have no business making demands. They need to find some other place to put their trash.
Not really. This putrid slime is considered fine dining by fish or swine. Yum yum.
Boston Bombing Ping!
There must be some hungry vultures somewhere...
I like this. He's there's. Let Russian Embassy sees that he gets back home.