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J.C. Mayor Healy tells Star-Ledger 'three Hispanic girls' lured him out of house for naked pix
Jersey Journal ^ | May 5, 2013

Posted on 05/05/2013 4:37:25 PM PDT by SMGFan

So you think you've heard all Jersey City Mayor Jerramiah Healy had to say about the naked pictures of himself, slumped on the stoop of his Ferry Street home, that surfaced shortly before the November 2004 special election? Well, think again.

Star-Ledger columnist Tom Moran reports today that Healy has offered new details about the photos that comes, in Moran's words, "with a bizarre sexual twist."

According to the version offered to Moran, Healy said three young women woke him up by banging trash cans outside his house, so he rose from bed, wrapped a towel around himself, and went to investigate.

“Three Hispanic girls, young kids,” Healy is quoted as saying. “So I go out on the porch and they pulled the towel off me. Now I start laughing, and then they started doing other stuff. I said, ‘I’m old enough to be your grandfather.’ ”

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1 posted on 05/05/2013 4:37:25 PM PDT by SMGFan
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To: SMGFan

I wonder what party this guy belongs to.


2 posted on 05/05/2013 4:42:54 PM PDT by gitmo ( If your theology doesn't become your biography it's useless.)
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To: SMGFan
Because three young Hispanic girls just can't wait to have sex with this guy.


3 posted on 05/05/2013 4:47:27 PM PDT by SeeSharp
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To: SMGFan

Who doesn’t sleep naked, and when woken by noise, wrap just a towel around themselves, and go out of their house and talk to young girls? Sure, I believe this guy’s story...sure..... (snicker)


4 posted on 05/05/2013 4:48:17 PM PDT by driftless2
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To: SMGFan

Spitzer, Wiener and now Healy. Democrats, decadent, dumb and discreet. Uh one word does not belong.


5 posted on 05/05/2013 4:49:16 PM PDT by allendale
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To: SMGFan
THAT'S MAYOR HEALY! MAYOR...
6 posted on 05/05/2013 4:50:14 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: allendale

Healy is a complete and total loser and Jersey City is a cesspool.


7 posted on 05/05/2013 4:50:41 PM PDT by ModernDayCato
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To: driftless2

to be fair, he was drunk. :)


8 posted on 05/05/2013 4:52:26 PM PDT by SMGFan (SMGfan is not "Sub Machine Gun" fan)
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To: SMGFan
“So I go out on the porch and they pulled the towel off me. Now I start laughing, and then they started doing other stuff.
Are you sure that's not they start laughing? Sorry, Mr. Mayor, you story sounds ridiculously implausible.
9 posted on 05/05/2013 4:54:50 PM PDT by Bob
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To: gitmo
I wonder what party this guy belongs to.

Yeah, me too. I swear I haven't a clue.

10 posted on 05/05/2013 4:54:58 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it, and the Constitution and law mean what WE say.)
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To: SMGFan
to be fair, he was drunk. :)

So the three young Hispanic girls got him drunk too.

Tough neighborhood!

11 posted on 05/05/2013 4:56:22 PM PDT by RJL (There's no greed like the greed of a liberal politician buying votes with your money.)
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To: SMGFan

Yeah...they do that, sometimes. Ya gotta watch ‘em. ;)


12 posted on 05/05/2013 4:56:25 PM PDT by Mr. Jeeves (CTRL-GALT-DELETE)
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To: SeeSharp

why do we put up with this crap?


13 posted on 05/05/2013 5:10:52 PM PDT by cherry
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To: SMGFan

OMG - Is that really the story your are sticking to?

I would have went with sleepwalking.


14 posted on 05/05/2013 5:13:39 PM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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To: SMGFan

Dear Penthouse;
You wouldn’t BELIEVE what happened to me one morning......


15 posted on 05/05/2013 5:14:32 PM PDT by Thumper1960 (A modern so-called "Conservative" is a shadow of a wisp of a vertebrate human being.)
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To: SMGFan
Healy said three young women woke him up by banging trash cans outside his house...

This never happens to me. Some guys get all the breaks.

16 posted on 05/05/2013 5:15:26 PM PDT by Flick Lives (We're going to be just like the old Soviet Union, but with free cell phones!)
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To: Thumper1960

LOL. It’s been decades since we laughed about “Dear Penthouse” letters.

We used to try to make them up when we were stoned. Couldn’t stop laughing, never completed one.


17 posted on 05/05/2013 5:17:53 PM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s.....you weren't really there)
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To: ChildOfThe60s

I know what you mean.
Had to laugh at nearly all of them.
Between Penthouse letters, MAD magazine and Monty Python, those long ago days were memorable.


18 posted on 05/05/2013 5:21:47 PM PDT by Thumper1960 (A modern so-called "Conservative" is a shadow of a wisp of a vertebrate human being.)
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To: SeeSharp
I've seen that guy before.


19 posted on 05/05/2013 5:26:54 PM PDT by TigersEye (If babies had guns they wouldn't be aborted)
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To: SMGFan

Just trying to act like a Kennedy


20 posted on 05/05/2013 5:27:15 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: SMGFan

Did they make Healy sign checks with numbers with lots of zero’s and make him comb his hair backwards? Did they put a collar on his neck and lead him with a leash, barking like a dog? Did he roll over on his back and let them feed him with a bottle like a baby?

Oh the power of those pesky little Hispanic girls!


21 posted on 05/05/2013 5:30:19 PM PDT by jonrick46 (The opium of Communists: other people's money.)
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To: SMGFan

It takes at least 4 girls to lure me out of my house.


22 posted on 05/05/2013 5:33:24 PM PDT by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: null and void

I hate it when that happens!! No, really. I believe him, thousands wouldn’t, but I do.


23 posted on 05/05/2013 5:38:17 PM PDT by Shimmer1 (I may be drunk, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. (Churchill))
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To: allendale

Don’t forget Kennedy running around naked in the family compound while on a Traditional Easter Vacation with a bunch of underaged females.


24 posted on 05/05/2013 5:41:46 PM PDT by gitmo ( If your theology doesn't become your biography it's useless.)
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To: Drango
It takes at least 4 girls to lure me out of my house.

And gunfire. I'm not even going to open my eyes for anything less than heavy gunfire.

25 posted on 05/05/2013 5:47:50 PM PDT by TigersEye (If babies had guns they wouldn't be aborted)
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To: SMGFan

At least aliens didn’t whisk him away to Argentina when he was hiking the Appalachian trail.


26 posted on 05/05/2013 6:12:46 PM PDT by ansel12 (Sodom and Gomorrah, flush with libertarians and liberals, short on social conservatives.)
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To: SeeSharp

Probably happens to him all the time.


27 posted on 05/05/2013 6:15:00 PM PDT by count-your-change (you don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough)
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To: driftless2

Who doesn’t sleep naked, and when woken by noise,
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Well, I for one sleep in the raw.
Before you ‘fry your brain’ conjuring up the site of the likes of me running around nekked, just think of the ‘laughing’ reaction of the intruder when this 70+ is standing at the top of the stairs wearing NOTHING but a smile and a Glock or Shotgun.

When he spots my nekkidness he (or she) will be beside themselves falling over with laughter, then I will be able to dispatch them.

Of course once the facts are out, the Prosecutors will claim I ‘baited’ the perps and once they were ROTFL I was ‘supposedly’ no longer in danger......


28 posted on 05/05/2013 6:24:43 PM PDT by xrmusn (6/98 --I turn 75 next year- but remember, that's only 24 Celsius. (TKS R. Reagan))
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To: SMGFan

Yeah Baby!! When you’re hot - you’re hot!!!!


29 posted on 05/05/2013 6:25:03 PM PDT by LADY J (You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Author Unknown)
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To: xrmusn

Who, exactly, is going to tell the authorities the intruders were laughing?


30 posted on 05/05/2013 6:53:51 PM PDT by null and void (CA State Moto: "We have no idea right now where they were going or where they were coming from")
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To: ChildOfThe60s

There was always a line that had the words, “ ... when much to my surprise” ... lol


31 posted on 05/05/2013 7:06:28 PM PDT by willyd
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To: Shimmer1

Me to. That’s why I moved off of South Garey


32 posted on 05/05/2013 7:07:29 PM PDT by null and void (CA State Moto: "We have no idea right now where they were going or where they were coming from")
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To: cherry

“why do we put up with this crap?”

The Mayor is a reflection of his constituency. Ignorant and gullible.


33 posted on 05/05/2013 8:15:34 PM PDT by Rebelbase (1929-1950's, 20+years for full recovery. How long this time?)
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To: null and void

Who, exactly, is going to tell the authorities the intruders were laughing?
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Well if it came out how I was (un)dressed, any good detective would realize the only reason ‘they’ didn’t get a shot off cause they were laughing so hard....

Remember ‘Buck Brown’ a cartoonist for Playboy that had the “Little Old Lady” as a character....one of the ‘memorable’ lines was (lady ‘stripped while guys robbing stage coach) “Put your clothes on Lady, You are scaring the horses”... Another one with the gunman covering his eyes saying “I said GET OUT, not PUT OUT, get dressed”.

With her clothes off, she was permanently dressed as a Pirate for Halloween “Sunken Chest and all”.


34 posted on 05/05/2013 8:38:28 PM PDT by xrmusn (6/98 --I turn 75 next year- but remember, that's only 24 Celsius. (TKS R. Reagan))
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To: xrmusn

Even in college we loved Grannie.

Come on you old fogie, I’ll show you a new wrinkle!


35 posted on 05/05/2013 9:24:10 PM PDT by null and void (CA State Moto: "We have no idea right now where they were going or where they were coming from")
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To: xrmusn
"spots my nekkidness...falling over with laughter"

I hadn't thought of that totally logical argument. I would do the same, but am afraid of having a harpoon flung at me.

36 posted on 05/06/2013 4:11:44 AM PDT by driftless2
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To: SMGFan

and he won that election, didn’t he?


37 posted on 05/06/2013 4:32:12 AM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: SMGFan

He’s lucky they were just Hispanic and not Latinas!


38 posted on 05/06/2013 4:35:18 AM PDT by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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To: SMGFan

He is just trying to enhance his resume prior to running for higher office on the Democrat ticket.


39 posted on 05/06/2013 7:47:02 AM PDT by Wordkraft (Remember who the Collaborators are.)
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To: driftless2

I would do the same, but am afraid of having a harpoon flung at me.
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There definitely would not have been time to aim, launch and strike with a harpoon.

That said, at my age (and I am sure you apply to this also) I am not that bad off -according to others, SOME that don’t even want my money and worldly possessions (big shock coming up on that front) -
But I do not maintain the physique and stature that satisfies myself BUT that still doesn’t give one the right to ‘laugh’ at me(you). <: <: <:


40 posted on 05/06/2013 3:12:25 PM PDT by xrmusn (6/98 --I turn 75 next year- but remember, that's only 24 Celsius. (TKS R. Reagan))
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