Who doesn’t sleep naked, and when woken by noise,
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Well, I for one sleep in the raw.
Before you ‘fry your brain’ conjuring up the site of the likes of me running around nekked, just think of the ‘laughing’ reaction of the intruder when this 70+ is standing at the top of the stairs wearing NOTHING but a smile and a Glock or Shotgun.
When he spots my nekkidness he (or she) will be beside themselves falling over with laughter, then I will be able to dispatch them.
Of course once the facts are out, the Prosecutors will claim I ‘baited’ the perps and once they were ROTFL I was ‘supposedly’ no longer in danger......
Who, exactly, is going to tell the authorities the intruders were laughing?
I hadn't thought of that totally logical argument. I would do the same, but am afraid of having a harpoon flung at me.