Skip to comments.Hey, Rachel: I’m Pretty Certain “Creepy Ass Cracker” is a Racial Slur
Posted on 06/30/2013 8:38:06 AM PDT by Kaslin
After Tuesdays testimony in the George Zimmerman trial by star witness Rachel Jeantel some of my white devil, honky, gringo, pasty skin, mackerel snatchin, Caucasian buddies got all up in arms about Rachel Jeantel stating that creepy ass cracker is not a racial slur.
First of all, Rachel, and I hate to break it to you, sister -- and I use that word sister in the strictest biblical sense of the word -- but creepy ass cracker does, historically, denote derision towards the pigmentally challenged of this world.
By pointing this out to you, I do not mean to demean or berate you. Its just a friendly FYI Im putting out there for you to consider, for future reference, because it does offend some of my tribes more genteel members.
That said, it really doesnt offend me. Matter of fact, I prefer cheeky ass cracker to creepy ass cracker as the former borrows capital from British slang and merges it with an 18th century Floridian colloquialism, making it at least a quasi-compliment for this 21st century, brutish wordsmith; while the latter denotes a middle-aged white dude who comments way too much on a cute teenage girls Facebook page. Or a teenage boys Facebook page, for that matter. But I digress
Another thing that got a lot of my WASPY buddies miffed by your testimony last week was the fact that the media isnt Paula Dean-ing you for your use of an obvious racial epithet. To that I would suggest just forgiving them if they tweeted you something untoward, as some of my buddies are arriving a little late to the party and its just now dawning on them that the media is unsympathetic to their genomes plight.
Thirdly, Id watch it calling someone or something retarded. A lot of folks, especially those with special needs friends and family members, take umbrage to that phraseology. Its just a suggestion to consider. Seriously.
Another thing to ponder if you happen to get called to the stand again, is to get your stories straight while youre giving testimony or it could turn out better for the defense than the prosecution.
And finally, I know you didnt ask for this type of spotlight to bear down on you but, if I were you, I would really, really dial down on the rude answers and the obtuse facial expressions, as it sure didnt look great on television, and at the end of the day, we all have to get along.
Look up “creepy ass.”
I’ve already poisoned my eyes and my browser history and my soul once at that website, that’s enough for me on this.
You know what I find interesting is that nobody mentions the possibility that Trayvon was attempting to rob Zimmerman,. After all beating up a victim is used quite often in robberies.
I ask myself this: If I was coming back from a store walking home and someone was following me in their car (assuming that driving down a road could be construed as ‘following’ and not looking for an address), would I run or stop and stare at this person then walk around their car while it was stopped then wait for the person (who was by themselves) to exit so I may attempt to beat them to death?
No, he was robbing him. That’s why Zimmerman stated Trayvon walked around his car. He did so to see if he was alone. He saw him as a mark and made the attempt only he failed.
If Aunt Jemima had a daughter (who allll her pancakes)........
Great article by Giles. Sad that Black Racists and White Guilt Liberals are attacking Paula Deen for her decades old comment.....while justifying the blatant racism of Jeantel and Trayvon Martin.
It is absolute evil
You seem vehement.
It sure is
Many years I told someone I worked with and who was black that I liked Aunt Jemima and thought she was cute. You should have heard her. It was like as if I said the worst thing I could ever say. She called me a racist. I saw Aunt Jemima as a loving human being.
Do you remember the case of Tawana Brawley? It was the cases where Rev Al Sharpton made his bones in the ‘civil right movement.’
Even after it was all found to be an undeniable fraud, the race baiters justified it as “it could have been.” The Brawley case was then cast by the same race baiter as symbolic of the oppression of blacks at the hand of white cops, blah blah blah.
The NY prosecutor defamed by Sharpton/Brawley sued them and won several hundred thousand dollar judgments that as far as I know have never been paid. Sharpton, now a TV star and former candidate for the U.S. Senate (and presidencey?) has significantly increased his financial worth since the Brawley case. Brawley herself was finally served papers to garnish her salary to pay damages to that prosecutor for the judgement won so long ago.
She knows damn well what she is saying and doing...this whole dumb act is one big show put on by the prosecution. I do think she is stupid in general but the whole cursive and didn’t know cracker is racist blah blah blah garbage...come on.
Your co-worker likely never knew AJ never existed, as a real human being. AJ was co-opted to sell a mill product and was really a White dude in blackface who performed in minstrel shows.
Some folks see ‘’racism’’ wherever they can concoct it. It gives meaning to their empty and worthless existences. They are defined by it, become it and it warms their twisted hearts.
And in Rachel’s case quite likely appropriate.
Ya know, I wouldn't mind someone thinking I'm a creepy-assed cracker. The average thug would keep his distance. Too bad Obama's son, No Limit N-, didn't have the presence of mind to do the same with Zimmerman.
Well down my way (southern Maryland) in certain areas if you call a white person “white trash” you had better be ready to rock and roll or catch a serious beating