Posted on 07/15/2013 11:24:00 AM PDT by ColdOne
CNN’s Piers Morgan is scheduled to interview her Monday night during his 9 p.m. ET program, according to one of his producers who made the announcement on Twitter.
Brace yourselves.
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The interview
Morgan: Rachel could you describe white people?
Rachel: They evil and Zimmerman is a fat cracker..
Morgan: So there ya have it.
Rachel: Not quite, you a creepy ass cracker too and you face look like my dogs butt...I want my money now ya pale freak.
She is going to be given an extreme, crash-course make-over. Dress, make-up, hair and speech consultants galore.
She will be coached all the way, but I bet a few stupid comments will still slip through.
She “...love it when it time to eat,” according to her semi-literate tweets.
So how’d they get her to go on? A free plunge through the studio buffet?
A make-over for stupid still leaves stupid.
Will a translator be there too?
LOL!
“Piers Morgan lands Rachel Jeantel interview”
“That would be retarted, sir!”
Bwahaha!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!
He landed her?
What? Like a whale?
It’ll be unwatchable as she escapes into hushed tones and feigned shyness.
“That’s Retarded”.
The one she tried to swallow unsuccessfully.
Thanks in advance.
Rachel Jeantel: I'll tell you if you give me my check.
PM: Delightful! But seriously, Rachel - may I call you Rachel? - how did you feel about the verdict?
RJ: Seriously, I need my check. I'm not joking.
PM: Wonderful! We would never admit on the air that we pay for interviews if you understand me.
RJ: That's real retarded, your highness.
PM: I don't understand. And why did you call me your highness?
RJ: You talk weird like those kings and stuff on TV. That's king talk.
PM: Excellent! Well, assuming you were paid well for this interview, how did you feel about the verdict?
RJ: It was racist. Straight racist. Also, you make me come up there and testify for two days and **** and you're not going to put him in jail? That's retarded. And you know I didn't get my check for that on time either.
PM: Superb! Do you have any opinion on George Zimmerman you'd like to share, Rachel?
RJ: Zimmerwhat? Oh, that ******. Yeah, I'd like to say **** **** **** ***** . . .
PM: Splendid! I'm afraid that's all we have time for! Thank you so much, Rachel Jeantel, for telling us your heartbreaking story. Stay tuned for our next segment: Are all pick-up truck drivers immoral and just a bit thick?
He finally found a guest who’s dumber than he is. He sure as hell doesn’t want Robert Zimmerman Jr. on there again.
That should generate a lot of advertising revenue.
Piers Morgan: Ms. Jeantel, How do you feel about the verdict?
Rachel Jeantel: I feel Laaaaazy
Closed captioning for the Ebonics impaired.
They deserve each other.
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