Piers Morgan Lands Big Fish Rachel Jeantel – Interview Tonight

Pat Dollard ^ | 7/15/13 | staff

[Nachum]

Meghan Krakauer, Piers Morgan’s Director of Publicity, tweeted this earlier today:

Meghan Krakauer @MegKrakauer

Tonight, Trayvon Martin's friend Rachel Jeantel gives an exclusive intv to CNN’s @piersmorgan. 9pm #CNN 9:43 AM - 15 Jul 2013

[Jewbacca]

“Piers Morgan Lands Big Fish Rachel Jeantel”

Man, that is some high-strength line.

Wonder if he had to use a gaff to get her on the boat?

A net certainly wouldn’t work.

[Burkean]

With Al Sharpton as English/Ebonics translator?

[MarineDad]

Excellent comment!

[MamaB]

I won’t be watching but I don’t watch him anyway.

[MrB]

A pretentious Marxist Brit interviewing Mumbles the Hut?

I’ve been putting off exfoliating my big toes for too long...

[exit82]

He was going to write down some questions for her ahead of time—then he realized she could not read cursive.

Good—this will be fuel for O’Mara if a civil trial comes along. Keep talking, Ms. Jeantel.

[dforest]

I thought River Monsters would get her first.

[MarineDad]

As big as Moby,

As bright as sushi...

Way to go, Piers baby!

[cripplecreek]

I’m watching the Derby, I’m calling it for Prince Fielder again.

[Pigsley]

Love that.

Wonder how much the little pufter paid that horrid women?

[silverleaf]

get series, that would be hugh manatee!

look out Piers, maybe you be in her belly

[windsorknot]

I’ll DVR it so that I can fast forward to the commercials.

[NautiNurse]

That is retarted, Sir. Are you lissnin to me?

[miserare]

It’s bound to be more interesting than Antiques Road Show.

[Pigsley]

Fab!

[silverleaf]

someone gonna need a bigger boat

[newnhdad]

I hope it comes with subtitles.

[New Jersey Realist]

As long as she keeps her legs crossed the smell won’t be that bad. Boy am I bad! Sorry ladies.

[Vendome]