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Bra sizes of female Detroit cops mistakenly emailed to officers
FOX 2 NEWS ^ | 8/12/13 | Taryn Asher, Fox 2 News

Posted on 08/13/2013 7:37:26 AM PDT by Liz

Edited on 08/13/2013 7:39:38 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

DETROIT (WJBK) - A man's bullet proof vest looks the same as a woman's body armor on the outside. Of course, the woman's is contoured to fit her curves.

However, when several female officers with the Detroit Police Department provided their height, weight and bra cup sizes, they never imagined a good portion of the rank-and-file at DPD would see it.


(Excerpt) Read more at myfoxdetroit.com ...


TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; US: Michigan
KEYWORDS: bra; cops; detroit; emailed; female; mistakenly; napl; officers; police; sizes; smallpotatoes

1 posted on 08/13/2013 7:37:26 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz

Cop Captain Cops to Cop Cup Caper


2 posted on 08/13/2013 7:40:47 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Liz

Detroit still has a police dept?


3 posted on 08/13/2013 7:42:39 AM PDT by wbill
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To: Liz

Not to worry. The entire country will have access to that info under Obamacare.


4 posted on 08/13/2013 7:43:08 AM PDT by mosaicwolf (Strength and Honor)
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To: Liz

This is horrible. Until this was published, no one had a clue as to the size of these women’s breasts.

Like height and weight, its really impossible to have any idea how large a woman’s breasts are unless someone tells you.


5 posted on 08/13/2013 7:49:48 AM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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To: Liz

Bra size doesn’t give you information on attractiveness. It’s like body weight. Two men could both weigh 6 ft. tall and weigh 200 lbs, and one guy could look like a rollie pollie, while the other could be a model for GQ. I think some women are more obsessed with Bra size than men, the same way many men are obsessed with the size of their …..

Let’s just stop being so sensitive.


6 posted on 08/13/2013 7:51:24 AM PDT by skinndogNN
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To: Liz

7 posted on 08/13/2013 7:51:29 AM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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To: Buckeye McFrog; Liz

Boys In Blue Boast Brazen Brazziere Bulletin


8 posted on 08/13/2013 7:51:49 AM PDT by Old Sarge (Opinions are like orgasms: only mine count, and I could care less if you have one...)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Some boob obviously screwed up.


9 posted on 08/13/2013 7:52:23 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Buckeye McFrog
Cop Captain Cops to Cop Cup Caper

With copper clappers.

10 posted on 08/13/2013 7:52:56 AM PDT by Colonel_Flagg (Army dad. And damned proud.)
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To: SampleMan

Takes me back to my adolescence when the local Catholic girls’ high school measured all of their students for new uniforms. My buddy’s mom was the school secretary there. He used his connection to pilfer a copy of the measurements list. It was generously Xeroxed, and became the #1 most widely read underground publication amongst local pubescent males that Fall.


11 posted on 08/13/2013 7:53:38 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Liz

“I’d like you to meet my partner, Double-D”


12 posted on 08/13/2013 8:18:52 AM PDT by NonValueAdded ("When there is no penalty for failure, failures proliferate." George F. Will)
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To: Liz

Tits, meet Toots
Toots, Tits
You must lead a charming life.


13 posted on 08/13/2013 8:20:06 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: wbill

So far the new police chief has been doing some pretty good stuff like stripping the mayor’s security detail from 20 officers to 6.


14 posted on 08/13/2013 8:50:06 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: tumblindice

“Freeze! This is a bust!”

“Yes Ma’am, Officer, and quite an impressive one at that!”


15 posted on 08/13/2013 8:50:47 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Buckeye McFrog

“Cop Captain Cops to Cop Cup Caper”

It’s like the Copper Clapper Caper! One of the cops was Clara Clifford who kept her Cup Size in her Closet!


16 posted on 08/13/2013 8:54:03 AM PDT by vette6387
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To: Liz
My estimation is that the average dimensions of a female Detroit cop are 37-42-48.

I hope I'm proven wrong.

17 posted on 08/13/2013 8:54:37 AM PDT by Night Hides Not (The Tea Party was the earthquake, and Chick Fil A the tsunami...100's of aftershocks to come.)
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To: skinndogNN

“Let’s just stop being so sensitive.”

Besides, 56 EEE’s are not attractive to most of us!


18 posted on 08/13/2013 8:56:33 AM PDT by vette6387
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To: Night Hides Not

That’s not a body, that’s a bowling pin!


19 posted on 08/13/2013 8:57:36 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: Buckeye McFrog
Cop Captain Cops to Cop Cup Caper

From the article, it seems it was actually an Assistant Chief, but that's a titular issue.

20 posted on 08/13/2013 9:03:11 AM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: MrB
That’s not a body, that’s a bowling pin!

Eggs-actly.

21 posted on 08/13/2013 9:05:22 AM PDT by Night Hides Not (The Tea Party was the earthquake, and Chick Fil A the tsunami...100's of aftershocks to come.)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Some boob obviously screwed up.

Busted!


22 posted on 08/13/2013 9:07:18 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: tacticalogic

Well played.


23 posted on 08/13/2013 9:10:16 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Liz

TittyLeaks. No secret is safe.


24 posted on 08/13/2013 9:14:10 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: tacticalogic

In the pic..the assistant chief is wearing FOUR stars..that means the chief wears FIVE? Only in Detroit...


25 posted on 08/13/2013 9:16:24 AM PDT by ken5050 (My tagline is on summer break..)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Why is everyone looking at me?
I didn’t do it!


26 posted on 08/13/2013 9:22:40 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare; Lazamataz
26 comments on a "boobs" article and not one of them from Laz?
Is he OK?
27 posted on 08/13/2013 9:36:22 AM PDT by Psalm 73 ("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
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To: Liz

28 posted on 08/13/2013 9:45:43 AM PDT by headless_thompson_gunner
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To: Liz

Turnabout is fair play.


29 posted on 08/13/2013 9:50:00 AM PDT by getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL (Impeach the Liar.)
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To: Psalm 73; Lazamataz

Laz might have something going today that keeps him from seeing this until later, so we’ll leave breadcrumbs for him to follow.


30 posted on 08/13/2013 10:07:40 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: ken5050

the assistant chief is wearing FOUR stars..that means the chief wears FIVE? Only in Detroit...


Here in Pittsburgh we used to have a County Department of Public Works Director named Joe Moses.

He liked to wear a white General’s helmet with a five-star cluster. You may have seen him on TV during national coverage of the US Air crash in ‘94.

My phone rang off the hook with friends from other parts of the country asking “Who is that clown? And why is he dressed like Patton?”

All the added attention did not help Joe any. He went down in a sewer bid-rigging scandal not long afterwards.


31 posted on 08/13/2013 10:07:54 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: vette6387

It Lifts.
It Separates.
It Stops a 9mm COLD From Ten Paces.


32 posted on 08/13/2013 10:09:31 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: TADSLOS; ken5050

C’mon guys-—let’s just nip this in the bud.


33 posted on 08/13/2013 3:31:26 PM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz
C’mon guys-—let’s just nip this in the bud.

I don't think Bud would like that idea.

34 posted on 08/13/2013 3:36:16 PM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: TADSLOS

Oh please......methinks you are grasping at straws.


35 posted on 08/13/2013 3:43:30 PM PDT by Liz
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To: All

"I just got reassigned to desk duty---I hafta sit
behind a desk b/c there's no body armor in my size."

36 posted on 08/13/2013 3:52:39 PM PDT by Liz
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To: Slings and Arrows
>>Some boob obviously screwed up.<<


37 posted on 08/13/2013 8:47:23 PM PDT by Daffynition (Life's short- paddle hard!)
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To: Daffynition

Worst. Bra. Closure. Ever.


38 posted on 08/13/2013 8:48:46 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (The average American voter is an idiot. Which is how the Dems want it.)
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To: Liz; a fool in paradise; JoeProBono
Religious Modernators must be dudes tonight for this thread to stay up so long.


39 posted on 08/13/2013 8:51:56 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Not if the bra-ee has *a headache tonight*. ;(


40 posted on 08/13/2013 8:53:14 PM PDT by Daffynition (Life's short- paddle hard!)
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To: Revolting cat!
That's B/C everyone is supporting the troops.


41 posted on 08/13/2013 8:54:42 PM PDT by Daffynition (Life's short- paddle hard!)
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To: Daffynition
Sorry, folks, but somebody has to say it:

This story is a bust.

Ka-ching

42 posted on 08/13/2013 9:06:22 PM PDT by Robwin
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To: Robwin
If anything, it's been a Converse-ation piece.


43 posted on 08/13/2013 10:04:36 PM PDT by Daffynition (Life's short- paddle hard!)
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To: Liz

“I feel your pain.”


44 posted on 08/14/2013 3:49:04 AM PDT by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: Daffynition

So that’s why the damn things are so hard to open!


45 posted on 08/14/2013 5:39:09 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: headless_thompson_gunner

Those things are weapons!


46 posted on 08/14/2013 5:43:00 AM PDT by OKSooner
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To: Liz

who is this gorgeous woman?


47 posted on 10/10/2013 9:00:01 PM PDT by whoisseasidesaucer
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To: whoisseasidesaucer

V-e-r-y funny.


48 posted on 10/11/2013 5:02:24 AM PDT by Liz
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