Posted on 09/06/2013 7:21:05 PM PDT by Rebelbase
EL PASO, Texas -
U.S. Customs and Border Protection Office of Field Operations found a man lying face down in a shipment of red chile at the Columbus, N.M. port of entry.
"CBP agriculture specialists were initiating an examination of a commercial shipment of chile when they found a man sprawled out on top of the load," said Columbus Port Director Robert Reza. "There was a bottle of tequila next to him and he appeared to be highly intoxicated when we encountered the subject."
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At least he was on top of the chiles and not under them. That happened a few months ago to a couple of illegals who were catching a ride on a coal train. They ended up with about eighty tons dumped on their heads.
A tragic waste of red chiles and tequila.
LOL! So true.
“Man with tequila bottle found face down in shipment of red chile”
Doesnt everybody?
“!Dolores en mi cabeza y mi culo es en el fuego!”
That’s too bad amigo.
One tequila,
Two tequila,
Three tequila,
Floor.
Tequila made his face blurry.
That’s funny, but really, since DiFi wants Homeland Security to stop enforcing immigration laws I think they should transport him to her home.
It’s a long ride to the States when you are hiding in a load of chiles. Of course you have to bring some tequila along to pass the time!
There is a certain logic in this.
When drinking, why just have a couple. Go all out, give a 110% like this guy did.
Another one of the “yets” for me.
As far as I can tell from the story, he got liquored, and found a way to get home. Win.
just another tequila Sunday
Reminds me of the story of Rojo Rodriguez, the oil well fire guy in Mexico...
Must be specialized tequila ... usually EVERY face gets blurry for me.
I really hate it when this happens.
Every time.
Those Mexicans are such a whimsical bunch, right up to the time they kill your daughter and her friends on a state highway by crossing the double yellow.
***That happened a few months ago to a couple of illegals who were catching a ride on a coal train.****
One should NEVER catch a ride on a coal train. If it is empty there is a chance you will have tons of coal dumped as the car is refilled. If full, you may get dumped at a power plant and covered there. Plus there is the problem of you may plug up a coal feeder and some operator then must pull you out, piece by piece.
Several power plants (including the one I worked at) pulled dead bodies of hobos out of the coal pile.
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