Michelle Obama Hypes 'Drink More Water' Plan

The Weekly Standard ^ | 9/11/13 | Daniel Halper

[Nachum]

First Lady Michelle Obama's office is holding a conference call with reporters now to tout her "New Effort To Encourage Everyone to Drink More Water," according to the White House. The content of the call is "embargoed until 6:00AM ET on Thursday, September 12."

"Today at 11:00AM ET, Executive Director of Let’s Move! Sam Kass, Partnership for a Healthier America President and CEO Lawrence A. Soler and industry representatives will join a conference call to preview First Lady Michelle Obama’s trip to Watertown, WI to announce a new nationwide effort to encourage everyone to drink more water. The call will also preview an around the clock, cross-network, bi-lingual day of water messages on a dozen TV shows. This call will be embargoed until 6:00AM ET on Thursday, September 12," reads the White House press release.

[Nachum]

Michelle-O hypes her new water plan... the victims of 9-11- not so much.

[Nachum]

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[SpaceBar]

The wookie is said to be quite the lush. Maybe she wants us all to drink bourbon and vodka.

[NCDave]

Ok, so if we were to listen to her.ppffttt! What do we do when the water crisis/shortage hits?

[cdcdawg]

It’s amazing that these people manage to be as wrong on nutrition and exercise as they are on everything else. It’s like they are trying, with great and intense effort, to be wrong.

[Old Sarge]

Coming from a water buffalo herself, it doesn’t surprise me...

[FortWorthPatriot]

Like I’m going to take dietary advice from a hermaphrodite with an ass two ax handles wide...

[hal ogen]

Just why anyone would take any advice about any thing from the Worst Lady, the grifter supreme, is beyond me. What a clueless, degenerate loser.

[Rodamala]

AW geez! Everyone knows that water is full of nasty chemicals and pathogens. Beer is much beeter for you. It’s for the good of society... public health... it’s for the children!

[Martin Tell]

Ha-Ha. You almost had me with this brilliant parody. “Watertown” was the tip off.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

[slumber1]

Ban Hydrogen Dioxide Now!

In 2005, there were 3,482 unintentional Hydrogen Dioxide related deaths in the United States, an average of nine people per day.

Hydrogen Dioxide is killing our children. Hydrogen Dioxide is the second-leading cause of death among children under the age of 15.

Children under five and adolescents between the ages of 15-24 have the highest hydrogen dioxide related death rates.

An estimated 5,000 children ages 14 and under are hospitalized due to Hydrogen Dioxide related incidents each year; 15 percent die in the hospital and as many as 20 percent suffer severe, permanent neurological disability.

[Slyfox]

Moochie's platforms have a definite note of tyrannical hollowness.

Laura Bush's platform was reading for children.

Nancy Reagan's was a real anti-drug message.

Jackie Kennedy completely and tastefully renovated the White House.

And, Lady Bird got some highways beautified.

But, Michelle is working to force us to eat what she wants us to eat, and then when that seems to backfire on her,
when kids in school refuse to eat her tofu and weird green stuff, she comes out with "encouraging" us to drink water.

How fricking lame is that?

[Uncle Miltie]

Prisoners Whoops! Comrades! Line up for your daily rations, and Praise Dear Leader who makes all this possible!

[Toespi]

Just don’t suggest that to the folks in Hinckley, CA and their downstream friends. And Michelle, make a few suggestions on how to dispose of the plastic water bottles, actually I have an idea what you can do with them......

[Resolute Conservative]

Please sir, may I have another?

[VeniVidiVici]

[PistolPaknMama]

Chewbacca, the lame duck FLOTUS, doesn’t have much to do except decide how the dirty masses should live.

[dfwgator]

"It's Got Electrolytes!"

[Standing Wolf]

She makes me miss Laura Bush.