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Firday humor

Posted on 10/04/2013 10:42:55 AM PDT by Borges



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1 posted on 10/04/2013 10:42:55 AM PDT by Borges
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To: Admin Moderator

Should be ‘Friday’!


2 posted on 10/04/2013 10:43:15 AM PDT by Borges
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To: Borges

3 posted on 10/04/2013 10:44:17 AM PDT by Red Badger (It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong. .....Voltaire)
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To: Borges
(Cough, Cough)
4 posted on 10/04/2013 10:44:48 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Pan_Yan

Oops! I didn’t know that thread existed!


5 posted on 10/04/2013 10:45:39 AM PDT by Borges
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To: Borges

Firday
Firday is a term used for describing the hindmost weekday of every week, wherein interested parties pay their respect to pine trees - most notably the Balsam and Fraser Fir.
Me - “Man, so keen to get my Firday celebrations underway!”

Bekka - “L0L UR DUM ITZ ‘FRIDAY’.”

Me - “Have some respect for Balsam the Almighty, you heathen scum!”


6 posted on 10/04/2013 10:46:08 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins)
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To: Borges
Boy, I thought Arbor Day was enough. Now they have 'em for every kind of tree.


7 posted on 10/04/2013 10:49:30 AM PDT by Defiant (A rainbow curtain has descended upon the west, from Munich to San Francisco.)
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To: Red Badger; Lazamataz

Did someone alert Laz about Fur Day?


8 posted on 10/04/2013 10:50:36 AM PDT by Defiant (A rainbow curtain has descended upon the west, from Munich to San Francisco.)
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To: Borges; Lucky9teen

This is a big place and it’s easy to miss stuff. The OFST has been around for a while and Lucky9teen has does a great job putting them together for over 6 years now.


9 posted on 10/04/2013 10:53:35 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Borges
"Should be ‘Friday’!"

Are you series? This is hugh!!! (snort!)

10 posted on 10/04/2013 10:54:54 AM PDT by SierraWasp (I pledge to the USSA & 2 the democrazy for witch it stands, a nation with liberalism & misery 4 all!)
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To: SierraWasp

Thank God it’s Firday!!


11 posted on 10/04/2013 10:57:33 AM PDT by adaven
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To: Defiant

The Larch.

The. Larch.

The... Larch...


12 posted on 10/04/2013 10:59:39 AM PDT by Old Sarge (Opinions are like orgasms: only mine count, and I couldn't care less if you have one...)
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To: Borges
Try this....
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3074765/posts
13 posted on 10/04/2013 11:01:18 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: Borges

Fir day?
Gee, you muffed that one, pal!


14 posted on 10/04/2013 11:07:58 AM PDT by llevrok (Democrats are LAW-LESS because the GOP is Ball-Less)
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To: Borges

Fur day? GREAT! TTIWWP!!!!


15 posted on 10/04/2013 11:08:38 AM PDT by Beagle8U (Free Republic -- One stop shopping ....... It's the Conservative Super WalMart for news .)
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To: Borges

Don’t we already have a king?


16 posted on 10/04/2013 11:14:01 AM PDT by LucianOfSamasota (Tanstaafl - its not just for breakfast anymore...)
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To: Borges

17 posted on 10/04/2013 11:16:20 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

The day after Thrusday.


18 posted on 10/04/2013 11:21:55 AM PDT by Wolfie
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To: Revolting cat!; KC_Lion

Bad Translation (made up out of whole cloth)

“Shutdown Syndrome”

PLOT: Love triangle develops between a nuclear power plant engineer, a rock star and the son of a prominent ruling party officials.

The petulant son of the government official uses influence to try and get the nuclear engineer fired, going so far as to sabotage the power plant to set him up for prison. Meanwhile the resulting blackout shuts down the woman’s concert, causing a stampede that sends her to the hospital.

She loses her memory, of course, but physically she makes a miraculous recovery with no scars at all. The man she truly loves is in jail on trumped up charges and the bureaucrats son tells her she is his wife-to-be. Only regaining her memory can set things straight, or endanger her own life!

.......

OK, I got that out.... now what is this thread about anyways?


19 posted on 10/04/2013 11:23:31 AM PDT by GeronL
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To: Borges

I may be going out on a limb in saying this, Borges, but you are going to get a lot of needling over this. I hope I am barking up the wrong tree, though.


20 posted on 10/04/2013 11:24:52 AM PDT by Apparatchik (If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
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To: Apparatchik

I’ll give you points for not calling the OP a sap.


21 posted on 10/04/2013 11:27:44 AM PDT by Wolfie
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To: Apparatchik

What sucks is it took ALL the attention away from the image which I thought was good for a guffaw.


22 posted on 10/04/2013 11:28:32 AM PDT by Borges
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To: Borges

FAIL!!


23 posted on 10/04/2013 11:29:20 AM PDT by AppyPappy (Obama: What did I not know and when did I not know it?)
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To: GeronL

Is it, just maybe, possible you spend a little too much time watching Korean television?


24 posted on 10/04/2013 11:32:25 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Borges
This reminds me, we had a tree cut down today - it was right next to the house.


25 posted on 10/04/2013 11:32:30 AM PDT by GeronL
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To: Pan_Yan

Yep. I think that might be possible, chingoo.


26 posted on 10/04/2013 11:33:04 AM PDT by GeronL
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To: a fool in paradise

27 posted on 10/04/2013 11:34:07 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Defiant

Guess what day it is????

28 posted on 10/04/2013 11:34:59 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (Anyone can fib. It takes an intellectual to tell a really big lie.)
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To: AppyPappy

FIAL!!


29 posted on 10/04/2013 11:35:07 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (Shall Not Be Infringed)
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To: SlowBoat407

lol


30 posted on 10/04/2013 11:35:35 AM PDT by GeronL
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To: GeronL
This reminds me, we had a tree cut down today - it was right next to the house.

That's always fun. Especially that moment between the time you hear it crack and when you can see that it's actually falling away from the house.

31 posted on 10/04/2013 11:37:40 AM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: GeronL

I really pine for Firdays


32 posted on 10/04/2013 11:40:39 AM PDT by AppyPappy (Obama: What did I not know and when did I not know it?)
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To: SierraWasp

I nominate Firday for inclusion in the Free Republic Lexicon.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2341085/posts


33 posted on 10/04/2013 11:40:58 AM PDT by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: Wolfie
And a day before Satra Day.


34 posted on 10/04/2013 11:41:05 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: tacticalogic

The other guys almost crushed a fence and part of the neighbors house, so we have different guys doing it now.


35 posted on 10/04/2013 11:52:42 AM PDT by GeronL
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To: AppyPappy

lol

Even on Firdays I sometimes Willow in my problems


36 posted on 10/04/2013 11:53:24 AM PDT by GeronL
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To: GeronL

Then she meets Kurt Russell and his kids and winds up living in an oregon shack building miniature golf courses.


37 posted on 10/04/2013 11:57:11 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Make today a great day. Insult a liberal.)
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To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA
I second your nomi-nation!!!

Enjoyed your comments on "Single Payer" healthcare coverage the other day.

38 posted on 10/04/2013 11:58:26 AM PDT by SierraWasp (I pledge to the USSA & 2 the democrazy for witch it stands, a nation with liberalism & misery 4 all!)
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To: EQAndyBuzz
lol

Actually, a Korean drama series based on "Overboard" really was produced and it was actually very good. I liked it better than "Overboard" after a few episodes.

It was called "Couple or Trouble" aka "Fantasy Couple"

I only started watching because Han Ye-Seul was in it.


39 posted on 10/04/2013 12:02:14 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: EQAndyBuzz

NOTICE: Due to global warming concerns, Snuday has been cancelled until further notice.


40 posted on 10/04/2013 12:03:32 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Make today a great day. Insult a liberal.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Cancel Snuday? Oh man


41 posted on 10/04/2013 12:10:27 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: GeronL

I’ve always cut my own. Last one was leaning toward the house, and I bought a 100’ spool of 3/4” rope to help make sure it fell in the right direction. Pricey, but cheaper than hiring someone and I still have the rope.


42 posted on 10/04/2013 12:23:29 PM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: tacticalogic

Well, I can’t do it myself. For a variety of reasons.

It is very expensive though. Good thing I’m not the one paying.


43 posted on 10/04/2013 12:37:09 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: Borges

;>)


44 posted on 10/04/2013 12:39:11 PM PDT by Gator113 (The mighty Bear ate the cowardly rat. Obama must resign.)
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To: Borges

45 posted on 10/04/2013 12:46:16 PM PDT by moovova
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To: AppyPappy

“I really pine for Firdays”

Stop needling people.


46 posted on 10/04/2013 12:47:27 PM PDT by moovova
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To: SlowBoat407
It's not SatHerDay yet, is it?


47 posted on 10/04/2013 1:05:00 PM PDT by Defiant (A rainbow curtain has descended upon the west, from Munich to San Francisco.)
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To: Defiant

Eye bleach! EYE BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!!!!!!


48 posted on 10/04/2013 1:19:49 PM PDT by SlowBoat407 (Anyone can fib. It takes an intellectual to tell a really big lie.)
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To: Pan_Yan; Borges
Aw...what is this thread fir? I guess some people like to branch out because they aren't rooted in the silliness I have planted.

The whole thing seems pretty shady to me. I thought I was more poplar than that. But maybe this thread will spruce up the collection of silliness.

I'm going out on a limb here, but I predict it will be a grass roots movement. I just hope no one is sycamore of threads to click on.

But I admit these threads bring everyone out of the woodwork. Some are so old I sawdust on them. I'm knot joking.

What can I say? You axed for it.

49 posted on 10/04/2013 2:24:48 PM PDT by Lucky9teen ("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
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To: Lucky9teen

(Groan)


50 posted on 10/04/2013 3:16:53 PM PDT by Pan_Yan
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