More preferable costumes for University life include:
A fun loving Marxist culture purifier
Karl Marx, the one and only
(Anyone wearing Marx Bros. costumes will be escorted out of campus and BTW only serious Karl Marx costumes that promote class struggles are allowed)A Marxist Santa Clause
(Santa Clause costumes are allowed ONLY if you are portraying Barrack Obama, Bill Clinton, Ed Asner, or historical and current Marxist promoters wearing a Santa Clause costume)