HealthCare.gov down, press call canceled

The Hill ^

[Red Badger]

I guess the cassette tapes are too old....................

[topher]

Sebelius was given a copy of Websites for Dummies.

They made a special version for her -- for 3rd Grade Reading level so she will be able to read the book.

[She was really given this book, but it was not a special version at a 3rd grade reading level. This happened in Tennessee.]

[MAexile]

HealthCare.gov down

Now that's a standing headline.

[hamboy]

[Liz]

healthcare.gov failures include: billion dollar pay
checks to cronies, insiders, and Mrs O's Princeton classmate.......

No problem, taxpayers---"cutting edge" govt is fixing the web site.

OBAMA CALLS Mrs O: "Before she pocketed some of the billion dollars,
your pal shoulda told us they didn't teach web site construction at Princeton."

SECY SIBELIUS TO OBAMA: "While you're on your brand new brick
phone, Mr President, get a few more cases of these cute floppy disks
Mrs O's Princeton classmate provided."

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During the web site crisis, Mrs O displayed her usual “tolerance and compassion” (sob). She ordered the WH kitchen to provide the hardworking fix-it team with glass carafes of Chock-ful-of-Nuts coffee, cans of evaporated milk, packets of aspartame, and fresh made donuts fried in olestra.

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Toni Townes-Whitley, Senior Vice President at "CGI Federal" for
Civilian Agency programs, healthcare.gov designers is Princeton Class of
1985---same dumbed-down class as Michelle Obama. Both are members of
the racial separatist organization----Association of Black Princeton Alumni.

" At Princeton, Michele and I took intellectually challenging courses like
Black Is Beautiful, How To Intimidate Employers with The Civil Rights Act,
Getting Ahead Using Your Skin Color, with graduate studies in Pay-Me-I'm-
A- Victim methodologies."

[MeshugeMikey]

that oxide has a fairly limited run time... sadly the older system hardware,..using the huge brown disks that one would carry in giant cake display trays.....was even far less successful..as some stooge in "records" kept dropping box after box of freshly sorted and seqeunced PUNCH CARDS

[Gamecock]

[WayneS]

George Bush’s fault!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I’ve been listening to the calls of the Department Tech Guy a few cubicles behind me.

He keeps using the term “Healthcare.gov” as a punchline in his tech disaster jokes.

[Red Badger]

Do not fold, spindle or mutilate...................

[Red Badger]

The other way ‘round..............

[WayneS]

I offered them my old Commodore 64 but they said no...

[MeshugeMikey]

I think so! thanks

[MeshugeMikey]

We Need New FLAG....../s

“Do not fold, spindle or mutilate...................”

[MeshugeMikey]

I guess they figured that we in the Public "sector" have no STANDING...in this matter....

my guess is that they were testing out new splash pages and this one crashed the entire system/

[House Atreides]

I think the word “crash” is very divisive, and it also may offend people who, for example, have been in really, really bad car accidents or who never get invited to parties. Perhaps we should call it...”operationally emergent”. Or, we could request a grant to develop a better terminology topology environment. Or, both.
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I modestly propose that the situation be described as “The Website is currently on an Obama Administration authorized break—it will be back up when it and its supporting federal employees are sufficiently rested”.”