U.S. Cattle Herd Is At A 61 Year Low And Organic Food Shortages Are Being Reported All Over America

zero hedge ^ | 1/23/14 | Tyler Durden

[Yosemitest]

"How's your eagle doing??"

A lot better than human fetuses.
And they love eating chickens, small dogs, and cats.

The Proposal - Scene with Kevin the Dog ( 3:45 )

"S.S.&S."

[Yosemitest]

Freezing leaves usable meat, if you get to it quickly.
But on average, they don't.

[Elsie]

Aside from being too expensive, what is wrong with organic food? I eat some of it.

You really don't know?

It is a scientific (and medical) FACT that people who eat organic food will die some of the most horrible deaths that mankind can think up!

It may be compounded by the fact that folks will also drink slighty adulterated Dihydrogen Monoxide with meals.

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MSDS: Dihydrogen Monoxide

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MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET FOR   DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE
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PRODUCT NAME:     DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE
FORMULA WT:          18.00
CAS NO.:          07732-18-5
NIOSH/RTECS NO.:  ZC0110000
COMMON SYNONYMS:  DIHYDROGEN OXIDE, HYDRIC ACID
PRODUCT CODES:    4218,4219
  EFFECTIVE: 05/30/86     
  REVISION #01   

LABORATORY PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT

SAFETY GLASSES; LAB COAT

PRECAUTIONARY LABEL STATEMENTS

STORAGE:  KEEP IN TIGHTLY CLOSED CONTAINER.

BOILING POINT:      100 C (   212 F)          VAPOR PRESSURE(MM HG): 17.5

MELTING POINT:        0 C (    32 F)          VAPOR DENSITY(AIR=1):  N/A

SPECIFIC GRAVITY:  1.00                       EVAPORATION RATE:      N/A

SOLUBILITY(H2O):     COMPLETE (IN ALL PROPORTIONS) % VOLATILES BY VOLUME: 100

APPEARANCE & ODOR:  ODORLESS, CLEAR COLORLESS LIQUID.

TOXICITY:   LD50 (IPR-MOUSE)(G/KG)          -  190
            LD50 (IV-MOUSE) (MG/KG)         -  25

DISPOSAL PROCEDURE
  DISPOSE IN ACCORDANCE WITH ALL APPLICABLE FEDERAL, STATE, AND LOCAL
  ENVIRONMENTAL REGULATIONS.

SAF-T-DATA(TM) STORAGE COLOR CODE:     ORANGE (GENERAL STORAGE)

SPECIAL PRECAUTIONS
  KEEP CONTAINER TIGHTLY CLOSED. SUITABLE FOR ANY GENERAL CHEMICAL STORAGE
  AREA. DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE IS CONSIDERED A NON-REGULATED PRODUCT, BUT
  REACTS VIGOROUSLY WITH SOME MATERIALS. THESE INCLUDE SODIUM, POTASSIUM
  AND OTHER ALKALI METALS; ELEMENTAL FLUORINE; AND STRONG DEHYDRATING AGENTS
  SUCH AS SULFURIC ACID. IT FORMS EXPLOSIVE GASES WITH CALCIUM CARBIDE.
  AVOID CONTACT WITH ALL MATERIALS UNTIL INVESTIGATION SHOWS SUBSTANCE IS 
  COMPATIBLE. EXPANDS SIGNIFICANTLY UPON FREEZING. DO NOT STORE IN RIGID
  CONTAINER AND PROTECT FROM FREEZING.

DOMESTIC (D.O.T.)

PROPER SHIPPING NAME     CHEMICALS, N.O.S. (NON-REGULATED)

INTERNATIONAL (I.M.O.)

PROPER SHIPPING NAME     CHEMICALS, N.O.S. (NON-REGULATED)

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[Elsie]

Don't be a sheep.

Darned good advice!

[Elsie]

It has been dry for several years west of the Mississip’ but that said our herd is back to near normal levels after many years.

Al Roker was all atwitter over the lack of snow cover out west this morning on the Today® Show.

[Elsie]

Were NONE of the carcases salvageable?

[Elsie]

We will not all die from an overdose of good health.

[Elsie]

Oh NO!!!

What did the DEER die of?

[Elsie]

If you were an NJrancher instead of an nm one; you could walk a few of those beef creatures over to the Governor’s house (avoiding any bridges of course); have a good ol’ fashioned cookout and perhaps change some minds.

[Elsie]

And that old $4,000 to $15,000 tractor, now cost $30,000 to $60,000 to replace.

Tell me about it!

[goat granny]

LOL

[goat granny]

love goats, they do have a mind of their own...

[Yosemitest]

We're still running an MF-50 and an MF-165 High Crop out of the late 50s to early 70s, both diesel.

[Utah Binger]

I think he was hit by a car and the night critters (Mountain Lion) dragged him up for safe eating when the eagle decided he too wanted a bit of the feast.

He would have been about in the middle of this plot just below the memorial.

[Yosemitest]

Reminds me of :

The Straight Story
when (in scene 22) he "when he encounters a potential weirdo, like the distraught woman whose car has killed 14 deer in one week on the same stretch of highway (". . . and I HAVE to take this road!"), she's not a sideshow exhibit and we think, yeah, you can hit a lot of deer on those country roads."

[NorthMountain]

What the deuce is that?

Seriously ... maybe a better question: Is the artist (term used loosely), by any chance, from Colorado?

[NorthMountain]

Word of advice to those three critters in last image:

DO NOT, as you value your life, go ANYWHERE NEAR 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

[Utah Binger]

Yes, they get one or two muleys almost every night along here. It was strange in an interesting way to have an eagle hanging around here for several days. Normally they are away from the highway. In that previous plot there is a spring about in the middle of that north twenty where a very large buck hangs with 15-20 of his group.

The virgin river is about 100 yards east and they all come down at night to water, cross the highway “deer in the headlights” and BAM. In 15 years I have only hit two.

[Yosemitest]

After a certain age, you learn which roads are more prone to deer crossings, where they usually cross and what time they cross.
But slowing down your vehicle cruising speed on those known roads is the best advice.
Most military members soon learn that on rural roads, especially at sunset or just after, and then again between 4 am and sunrise, to be on the lookout for those swift and stealthy critters.

[griswold3]

There’s no way USDA would allow that meat in the market.