What Was Your First Thought While Watching the SOTU?

Vanity ^ | January 28, 2014 | Me

[tom h]

Your first thought only ... long discourses not requested.

[tom h]

My first thought was STFU. My next thought was to change the channel and watch Independence Day.

Better to watch a patriotic fantasy than a socialist-horror reality.

[SteelTrap]

Poo

[doc1019]

Massive amounts of BS.

[South40]

[Doogle]

I can’t stand to even hear his voice any more.........

[GeronL]

If I had watched I know what my first thought would have been... if that’s allowed.

“Dang reruns!!”

[SpaceBar]

My concern was whether the wastebasket liner was water tight.

[South40]

I had reached that point in 2008.

[smoothsailing]

I thought Ozippy sounded like one those impersonators that can’t quite get him right.

[LeoWindhorse]

” Know your enemy “ Sun Tzu

[Fungi]

No first thought on a charade I did not watch. Does that rhyme?

[txhurl]

First thought, why can’t WE have a POTUS with this much energy and media protection?

[Doogle]

I actually have to watch myself, if he pops up on screen..I usually become vocal, and it’s not good morning or have a nice day

[right way right]

Didnt watch but had a fantasy of the congress scene in Mars attacks.

[CatOwner]

My wife explain to me driving home what she was thinking. She didn't want to listen, but decided to anyway.

So, after Obama's first pitch, she's thinking "liar!". Next statement, "liar!". Next statement, "liar!". Next statement, "liar!".

At that point, she flipped to her CDs so she could calm down and not drive off the road.

[Rodamala]

I only watched parts on the Google search bar link to the youtube stream. The CSPAN feed would not play well. That feed I got to from Google has a split screen with a little slideshow of charts and photos to go along with his presentation... All I could think is that it was as stupid as Bill O’Reilly’s Talking Points Memos with a read-along with me, follow the bouncing ball feel to it. I turned it off.

[allendale]

Behold the Emperor Barak I. So sayeth Barak. All bow and obey the mighty and wondrous Barak.

[dfwgator]

"I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad."

[oldbrowser]

I turned it on for a moment and Obama was talking about highway projects that he was going to order.

I thought great, more "shovel ready jobs" and turned back to the basketball game.

[RichInOC]

Smells like cowflop.