Tim Cook advises climate change deniers to get out of Apple stock

CNET ^ | February 28, 2014 | by Nick Statt

[Oldeconomybuyer]

In his job as Apple CEO, Tim Cook is mostly known for having a demeanor that's in some ways antithetical to that of Steve Jobs. Instead of bombast and bold claims, Cook's soothing Southern-tinged speech and steely temperament have marked him as a man whose head could be nothing but level. That is, unless you're a shareholder who thinks climate change is bogus.

[nascarnation]

Gay old Tim is obviously one of those elites who knows what’s best for us....

[rktman]

Typical climate change nazi bullying.

[abclily]

OK!! Everybody pay attention!

Lesson for today:

1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.

2. The sun is a ball of fire that controls the climates of all its planets.

3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.

4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.

5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.

Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?

[AU72]

A good CEO should be interested in increasing, not decreasing market share.

[Regulator]

I’d sell APL on Tim Cook alone.

Climate change? queer marriage?

Instead of products, that’s what animates him?

Cook is not the reason Apple was successful. It was Jobs being hip to technical developments and how they could be adapted to current themes - “ technology for the rest of us”.

Timmy the angry queer is not that man.

Maybe jony Ives but...he’s got no driving personality next to him now.

McCartney without Lennon, Betts without Allman...the guitar playing one.

All Apple has now is the deranged anger of AlGore.

Not a recipe for success.

[turducken]

I have never understood how Rush can be such an Apple fanboy.

This is one of the worst left-wing companies out there after GE.

[KevinB]

You forgot #6: Members of congress are less than less-than-specks.

[chris37]

I’d drop my Apple stock on the apparent fact that Apple is run by an absolute moron.

[nascarnation]

I enjoy Rush but I suspect he is a capitalist more than a patriot.

[chris37]

I usually turn Rush off the moment I hear the word Apple :/

[Hostage]

This is a homosexual exerting his right to feel superior to others of his choosing.

Please stand back and bow. If you can’t bow, then leave.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Fascists always think they're not fascists.

[Fightin Whitey]

Thanks for the post.

I’m due for a new phone next week and have been looking for one more nudge to s-—can my irritating, demanding, all-too-gay iphone.

From you...a sign!

[DIRTYSECRET]

Rush loves apple products. Doesn’t mean he’ll quit. So the question becomes: Why can’t these people stick to computers?

[DIRTYSECRET]

I know: HE KNOWS he’s no Steve Jobs.

[Sooth2222]

Having nothing to do with what he said, AAPL peaked at 575.1358 a couple of months ago and closed at 526.24. Based on what's happening in the Ukraine, it might be a good time to sell Apple stock and buy uranium suppliers. Or not.

Cook will eventually do something really stupid, and then he'll be gone.

[Dr. Sivana]

I’d sell APL on Tim Cook alone.

Climate change? queer marriage?

Agreed. After Steve Jobs, why use a slightly less lazy version of the JC Penney CEO as a replacement?

[petercooper]

bttt

[Seaplaner]

Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?

Oh, this is so easy.

The less-than-specks in congress make other less-than-specks change lesser-than-less-than-speck light bulbs to ones that contain a lot of mercury.

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