Chinese Critic: 'Our First Lady Is So Graceful And Elegant, Leaving Michelle Far Behind'

BI/The Telegrap(UK) ^ | 3-22-2014 | Malcomb Moore

[Feckless]

It's not enough I have to cheer for Vlad the Impaler as he beats sissy-boy Queen Putt like a rented mule? Now I have to cheer for a ChiCom over Moochelle?

Why, yes, yes I do!

[dfwgator]

We live in interesting times.

[elpadre]

how much did Mrs. Obama’s rags cost the taxpayer??

[dalereed]

I thought it was ghetto slut not trailer trash.

[DoughtyOne]

She has that squeezed spanx x 3 look.

Suck it up Michelle.

Doesn’t she look like the second grader that was just put in charge of erasing the white-board for the next week.

“Oh, I’m so special! I sure hope everyone notices!”

BRB: Pepto Bismol break...

For the Dung So Stinky administration, China is the pre-eminant nation on earth.

Hang head in shame...

[Cloverfarm]

Probably in another photo a second or two later, Michelle would have stood up straight.

Stand up straight, at at angle to the camera, heel of the front foot nestled against the side of the back foot.

If she’d use better posture she would look 10 pounds thinner.

I can’t believe no one’s tried to tell her that!

[Maudeen]

I wondered when that photo was going to surface again :)

[Ann Archy]

OMG!!! The Chinese critic is RIGHT!! Moochelle looks like a PIG in that outfit and her mother and the girls looked even worse!!

[MV=PY]

"I can’t believe no one’s tried to tell her that!"

I wouldn't bet on that. I'm guessing no one is able to tell her anything.

[Balding_Eagle]

Whoever put the Mooch in that outfit should be fired .... hideous .... bad color, bad fit. You’d think she’d have enough common, much less ‘fashion’ sense to just say no to wearing it - they must not have let her get anywhere near a mirror before she left the hotel

It's horrifying that anyone would let her wear that , even in the privacy of her own room.

[Ann Archy]

Moochelle is now trying to see if she can SIC the IRS on the Chinese photog!!

[12th_Monkey]

No doubt, Michelle stomps around like a freaking horse.

[Tonytitan]

Chinese Critic: 'Our First Lady Is So Graceful And Elegant, Leaving Michelle's Far Fat Behind'

There, fixed it!

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Are they really calling her by her first name (or the Chinese equivalent)?

Doesn't sound too respectful for the Chinese.

FWIW:

奧 (ao) means abstruse, hard to understand.

巴 (ba) means to hope for anxiously, to expect, to cling to, or to stick to.

马 (ma) is a horse. It’s also a Chinese surname and associated with success.

[dfwgator]

How do you say “Wookie” in Chinese?

[Tonytitan]

China’s “first lady”, a vain communist fascist of the People’s Liberation Army, is not elegant.

Today, standing next to the American salt monster, she is.

VS.

No contest. Not even close,

[Zhang Fei]

Got to hand it to the Chinese, they aren’t afraid to say the truth.

It takes no courage to insult a foreigner, especially one affiliated with what the Chinese view as their primary geopolitical rival. Yakov Smirnoff, the Jewish-Ukrainian comedian, used to say:

In every country, they make fun of city. In U.S. you make fun of Cleveland. In Russia, we make fun of Cleveland.

If they had made fun of Xi Jinping's wife, they'd have been arrested by the secret police. And that's the literal truth.

[BigIsleGal]

A transvestite wearing Shaquilles(sp)cast offs.

[Robwin]

Yeah, well, our first lady could play cornerback for any NFL team you can name, while China’s first lady wouldn’t even make it to the first cut.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

What a difference in posture, too! Mooch is slumped over. Peng is erect, shoulders back, excellent posture. Looks like she attended (what used to be called) finishing school.