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Police hunting 'mystery pooper' defecating on park slides
Ann Arbor News ^
| April 04, 2014
| Tom Perkins
Posted on 04/04/2014 7:27:32 PM PDT by Second Amendment First
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Some juvenile but funny comments on the site. My favorite: Not to worry, I'm sure some stool pigeon will turn him in.
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posted on
04/04/2014 7:28:41 PM PDT
by
yldstrk
( My heroes have always been cowboys)
To: Second Amendment First
The country continues to put up with all kinds of crap.
To: Second Amendment First
I sure hope that they don’t fine grain in the stool deposits. That would make him a cereal pooper.
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posted on
04/04/2014 7:29:42 PM PDT
by
fhayek
To: ClearCase_guy
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posted on
04/04/2014 7:30:12 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: Second Amendment First
On a case like this, the crime lab guys really need to know their poop.
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posted on
04/04/2014 7:31:25 PM PDT
by
henkster
(I don't like bossy women telling me what words I can't use.)
To: Second Amendment First
Just look for the guy with chapped cheeks. Its been one seriously cold winter.
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posted on
04/04/2014 7:31:30 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: Second Amendment First
This is what happens when you eat too many Sliders.
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posted on
04/04/2014 7:31:51 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: ClearCase_guy
He said he has encouraged staff and residents to contact him every time defecation is discovered so he can determine if theres a pattern in regards to a schedule.
LOL aw damn. Now I've got visions of a map on the wall of a cop shop with stick pins all over it.
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posted on
04/04/2014 7:33:34 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: cripplecreek
OUCH! Im thinking its some dumb schmuck deposting dog waste on those slides.
Of course ypsilanti does have a large state mental hospital but I doubt that the residents get unaccompanied nights out.
Occupy Ann Arbor works!
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posted on
04/04/2014 7:33:50 PM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
To: Second Amendment First
Why the slide? Don’t they know it rolls down hill all by itself?
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posted on
04/04/2014 7:34:51 PM PDT
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: cripplecreek
Didn’t obama have a Reuben sandwich there recently?
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posted on
04/04/2014 7:36:19 PM PDT
by
LukeL
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A slider is a small sandwich, typically around 3 in (7.6 cm) across, served in a bun. The term primarily refers to small hamburgers, but can also cover any small sandwich served on a slider roll.The term, when used in reference to a small hamburger, refers to a small hamburger patty served on a small bun.
To: Second Amendment First
What does he think that park is? The Ypsi Pee and Poo?
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posted on
04/04/2014 7:37:56 PM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: Second Amendment First
They called in a sketch artist for the Yipsi “hate crime” attack......
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posted on
04/04/2014 7:38:08 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: dontreadthis
Or a White Castle, which could be the real culprit here.
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posted on
04/04/2014 7:38:23 PM PDT
by
henkster
(I don't like bossy women telling me what words I can't use.)
To: Second Amendment First
Imagine the size and consistancy of the turds left after the perp downing a couple Quints with egg from Blimpieburger.
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posted on
04/04/2014 7:38:31 PM PDT
by
Rodamala
To: Second Amendment First
Please make frequent checks in the area and record them on your daily log.
I think the culprit been filing that for a while now.
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posted on
04/04/2014 7:38:46 PM PDT
by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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