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Annual emissions from Keystone pipeline would be one-tenth of what’s produced by … cow farts
Hotair.com ^ | 5/5/2014 | alphapundit

Posted on 05/05/2014 5:06:17 PM PDT by rktman

I was torn between posting this animal-themed instant classic from WaPo and the news today about scientists reverse-engineering aging in mice by using young blood. But then I remembered an ironclad rule of blogging: When in doubt, go with the news story that involves farting. Besides, we cover stuff about elderly vampirism of the young all the time. Given the “creative” uses to which infant tissue is already put, it’s too depressing to spitball where a “young blood” industry might lead.

So let’s stick with cow farts. I’m not even going to quote from WaPo’s story. Just eyeball this graph they made to grasp how high the stakes are environmentally in killing off a few thousand jobs to protect the tar sands.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Crime/Corruption; Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: algorisms; climatechange; ecowackos; gangreen; globalwarming; glowbullwarming; hoax; keystonexl
Just add a bunch of pipefitters to the mix working on the pipeline farting and we got us a catastrophe on our hands.
1 posted on 05/05/2014 5:06:17 PM PDT by rktman
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To: rktman

if you are going to go with the new story involving farting, where’s the latest White House press release?


2 posted on 05/05/2014 5:07:12 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..))
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To: rktman

Those damned cows. Who brought em here? Where did they come from? How many farts are there? Why didn’t the problem with these farts poop up before now? And who is this Diasy person anyway?

Moooooooooooooooooooo...


3 posted on 05/05/2014 5:12:06 PM PDT by DoughtyOne
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To: faithhopecharity

Talk about your unnatural gas...


4 posted on 05/05/2014 5:12:41 PM PDT by DoughtyOne
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To: rktman

That’s living proof that we should be driving around in cars rather than riding cows.


5 posted on 05/05/2014 5:33:18 PM PDT by Jim Robinson (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God!!)
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To: faithhopecharity

I believe that uncle jay expelled some noxious pollution already today. Something about ignoring Trey Gowdy and some phony scandal commission or something.


6 posted on 05/05/2014 5:37:35 PM PDT by rktman (Ethnicity: Nascarian. Race: Daytonafivehundrian)
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To: Jim Robinson

catalytic converters for cows NOW!


7 posted on 05/05/2014 5:40:33 PM PDT by rktman (Ethnicity: Nascarian. Race: Daytonafivehundrian)
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To: All

This article is from................hotair!


8 posted on 05/05/2014 6:00:07 PM PDT by VerySadAmerican
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How about the vegans and vegitarians? Don’t they also produce methane at abnormal levels?


9 posted on 05/05/2014 7:32:49 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi (NOPe to GOPe)
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To: DoughtyOne
Why didn’t the problem with these farts poop up before now?

Actually Ronald Reagan brought that up and he was ridiculed by all.

10 posted on 05/05/2014 11:39:32 PM PDT by itsahoot (Voting for a Progressive RINO is the same as voting for any other Tyrant.)
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To: itsahoot

No kidding. I remember him bring up some trees related to CO2 emissions or some such. I didn’t remember him bringing up cows.

Mooooooooooooooooooo...

:^)


11 posted on 05/05/2014 11:41:44 PM PDT by DoughtyOne
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