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Gwyneth Paltrow: Mean words hurt water's feelings
Fox News ^ | 6/5/2014 | Fox News

Posted on 06/05/2014 6:08:10 PM PDT by Dallas59

First she consciously uncoupled from her husband.

Then she said being criticized on social media was just like war.

Now Gwyneth Paltrow has somehow trumped both!

The Oscar winning actor and mother of two believes bad vibes can bum out water.

Yes, we’re talking H2O.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: California
KEYWORDS: badtrips; brentwood; bummer; california; getoutandstayout; greenieweenies; gwynethpaltrow; gwynethpaltry; hollywood; karma; obamanation; oscarweiner; oscarwinner; paltrow; water; waterhasfeelings
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To: BenLurkin

She looks good from here but wait until she starts telling you about CO2.


51 posted on 06/05/2014 6:54:30 PM PDT by posterchild (It takes a politician to declare a settled science.)
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To: BenLurkin

OK, she can wake up at your place, because when I’m done for the night I’m going to insist that she leave.


52 posted on 06/05/2014 6:54:43 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig, es ist nicht einmal falsch!)
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To: BenLurkin

Without her makeup she is only doable preferably after a couple of drinks, not something to pursue.


53 posted on 06/05/2014 6:55:51 PM PDT by ansel12 ((Ted Cruz and Mike Lee-both of whom sit on the Senate Judiciary Comm as Ginsberg's importance fades)
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To: BenLurkin

54 posted on 06/05/2014 6:57:12 PM PDT by twister881
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To: Dallas59

She’s right. I’m very careful not to offend the bit of standing water I commune with of a morning by referring to the act with such crudeness as “poop.” No way, not me. A polite euphemism, that’s the way to go to spare everyone’s feelings, and so it’s pinching a loaf, baking a bum brownie, laying some cable, drowning a Democrat, throwing a sphincter spear, firing a jet-powered torpedo from hell, charming the old colon cobra, or dropping the kids off at the pool. And as the last of my aqua guest gurgles off happily to father Neptune and the tank deposits its replacement to its new porcelain home I bask in the aura of a job well done and the sickly miasma of an industrial air freshener. Gaia is happy. Life is good.


55 posted on 06/05/2014 6:58:14 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Dallas59
Paltrow is better with her legs open and her mouth closed.
56 posted on 06/05/2014 6:58:49 PM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: vetvetdoug

Or if she came with a 4-position selector switch: Cook-Clean-F***-OFF


57 posted on 06/05/2014 7:03:53 PM PDT by twister881
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To: Dallas59

This is very deep. Deeper than the deepest well. Such intellect should not go unnoticed.

I think she has presidential ambitions.


58 posted on 06/05/2014 7:03:56 PM PDT by bobo1 (progressives=commies/fascists)
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To: vetvetdoug

59 posted on 06/05/2014 7:04:52 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: BenLurkin
right up till she opened her yap... then i'd be hard pressed not to press a pillow to her face till she shut up
60 posted on 06/05/2014 7:06:41 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: BenLurkin
I was trying to convince a friend that she resembled my mom—at the same age. Trouble is, my mom's photo has a wistful appearance, while I couldn't locate one photo of Gwyneth Paltrow with anything but a smile.

mom versus gwyneth photo P5240074-003_zps5ac80d62.jpg

61 posted on 06/05/2014 7:10:56 PM PDT by Does so ("Miranda Warnings" and loss of "Common-Law Marriage" = 2 Big Mistakes...)
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To: Chode

These morons have hit rock bottom when just their names are punchlines: Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid...Gwyneth Palltrow


62 posted on 06/05/2014 7:14:01 PM PDT by twister881
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To: Dallas59

63 posted on 06/05/2014 7:17:01 PM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: Does so

Crazy people such as Paltrow often live in their own blissful, stress-free world. She has a lot about which to smile. [Grinning like a mule eating briars through a picket fence]


64 posted on 06/05/2014 7:17:12 PM PDT by twister881
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To: Dallas59

She probably wasn’t acting in “View From the Top”.


65 posted on 06/05/2014 7:17:21 PM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: Portcall24

Good one. I do hear of people drinking the stuff to cure various things.


66 posted on 06/05/2014 7:18:21 PM PDT by Proud2BeRight
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To: Dallas59

Lol!


67 posted on 06/05/2014 7:23:31 PM PDT by Flick Lives ("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
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To: twister881

Them bottom two pics are bassackwards.


68 posted on 06/05/2014 7:23:33 PM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
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To: Dallas59

did any of these people go to any kind of schools except acting school?


69 posted on 06/05/2014 7:24:01 PM PDT by 1st Division guy
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To: Proud2BeRight

“Be kind to your dihydrogen monoxide.”

For that puddle may be somebody’s Mother! *SMIRK*


70 posted on 06/05/2014 7:26:48 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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To: twister881
100%
71 posted on 06/05/2014 7:27:10 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Dallas59

She’s got to be doing this on purpose, just to get attention. Gweneth reminds me of Hilaria: Alec Baldwins wife, who does goofy yoga poses in public.


72 posted on 06/05/2014 7:28:13 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Dallas59

She’s a whacko.


73 posted on 06/05/2014 7:30:09 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: Dallas59

I wonder why people go out of their way to trash Paltrow. I like her. She plays a great Pepper Potts, she doesn’t attack people and doesn’t try to shove her politics down peoples’ throats. She seems harmless to me


74 posted on 06/05/2014 7:36:22 PM PDT by be-baw (still seeking)
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To: be-baw

Just trying to avoid the TV ads where she is stripping off her clothes is a pain. It is an attack on me and my values, it is definitely shoving her values down peoples throats.


75 posted on 06/05/2014 7:37:58 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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Well, she went on record declaring the Brits have far more intelligent conversations than Americans.


76 posted on 06/05/2014 7:40:08 PM PDT by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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To: Portcall24

Why did he want hydrogen peroxide?


77 posted on 06/05/2014 7:41:59 PM PDT by mfish13 (Elections have Consequences.)
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To: posterchild

Do not forget your weak hydrogen bonds.


78 posted on 06/05/2014 7:45:43 PM PDT by mfish13 (Elections have Consequences.)
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To: Dallas59

Disconnected Brain Stem. ..


79 posted on 06/05/2014 7:58:43 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Does so

Interesting looking woman, how old was she then?


80 posted on 06/05/2014 8:11:08 PM PDT by ansel12 ((Ted Cruz and Mike Lee-both of whom sit on the Senate Judiciary Comm as Ginsberg's importance fades)
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To: Does so

Your mother is a lovely lady.


81 posted on 06/05/2014 8:20:11 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Dallas59

Thats just water. WHAT ABOUT BEER?


82 posted on 06/05/2014 8:29:27 PM PDT by Candor7 (Obama fascism article:(http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html))
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To: Dallas59; GeronL; Slings and Arrows
Who dosed the sugar lumps in her coffee this morning?


83 posted on 06/05/2014 8:34:27 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: a fool in paradise

lol.... she was kind of cute


84 posted on 06/05/2014 8:41:17 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: GeronL

The water in my toilet bowl was p!ssed off this morning because, well...


85 posted on 06/05/2014 8:42:26 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: a fool in paradise

lol


86 posted on 06/05/2014 8:45:39 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: twister881

Still relevant. Thanks, Registered.


87 posted on 06/05/2014 8:47:28 PM PDT by cyn (Benghazi)
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To: GeronL; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
Is Gweneth planning to re-record Sonny Bono's song "Pammie's On A Bummer" anytime real soon?

#IAMNOTRINGO

88 posted on 06/05/2014 8:47:30 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: Chode

Kinda like the great musican who had the choice of marrying a homely but immensely talented soprano — or the beautiful woman with a tin ear and a voice like a crow.

Art won out and he married the soprano.

The first morning after the wedding night, he rolled over and saw his new bride as the sunlight gently bathed her visage.

He leaning over, reached out his hand to caress her cheek...and shouted: “For God’s sake...sing something!”


89 posted on 06/05/2014 8:48:09 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Dallas59

Stupid people hurt my brain....


90 posted on 06/05/2014 8:58:46 PM PDT by Intolerant in NJ
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To: Dallas59

Well. I sure REALLY made that water cooler angry back in my old Prosecutor’s office.


91 posted on 06/05/2014 9:13:16 PM PDT by RIghtwardHo
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To: Fai Mao

Actor= Meat Puppet.


92 posted on 06/05/2014 9:29:49 PM PDT by Kozak ("It may be dangerous to be America's enemy, but to be America's friend is fatal" Henry Kissinger)
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To: Dallas59
When someone gave me (us) some crap back when I was in school, we said,

"sticks and stones may break our bones, but names will never hurt me." These worthless idiots who have been blessed with millions of dollars, live in the greatest country in History, and whine like babies are pathetic individuals.

Try living like the rest of us in the real world.

93 posted on 06/05/2014 9:38:35 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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To: Dallas59

Liberals all think like this.

Criticizing people for being upset about 9/11: “I find the English amazing how they got over 7/7. There were no multiple memorials with people sobbing as they would have been in America. There, they are constantly scaring people but at the same time, people think nothing of going to see a therapist.”


On Gwyneth Paltrow’s dinner party: “Jessica Seinfeld made a toast. She turned to the assembled guests. ‘And you are all so lucky to be part of Gwyneth’s world. Because this is the real deal. And she’s invited all of you good people in here. I would never do that.’”


94 posted on 06/05/2014 10:03:47 PM PDT by minnesota_bound
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To: Dallas59

Hey, personally, I think if a woman looks like that, she can say anything she wants.


95 posted on 06/06/2014 1:36:07 AM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: BenLurkin

meh - Im a Palin fan - bright and pretty.....tolerating stupid is tiresome


96 posted on 06/06/2014 3:48:05 AM PDT by Revelation 911
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To: Does so

There is definitely a resemblance. How was your mom’s relationship with water?


97 posted on 06/06/2014 3:54:57 AM PDT by Future Snake Eater (CrossFit.com)
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To: BenLurkin
LOLOLOL!!!! 100%
98 posted on 06/06/2014 4:42:06 AM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: ansel12; BenLurkin; Future Snake Eater; twister881
My Swiss grandfather saw war coming to Europe, so he sent his only child (a daughter) to a Swiss friend's ranch in Cuba. (Friend's name—Walter Uttinger). That would make her about 21 when she happened to visit Florida—and met my US Navy PBY-pilot Dad. :)

Both are gone now, my Dad (97) passed away on Monday—perhaps leading me to find some comfort in these personal observations here.

Thanks... :)

99 posted on 06/06/2014 6:57:56 AM PDT by Does so ("Miranda Warnings" and loss of "Common-Law Marriage" = 2 Big Mistakes...)
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To: Does so

She has a deep femininity that modern Americans rarely get to see anymore.


100 posted on 06/06/2014 10:18:11 AM PDT by ansel12 ((Ted Cruz and Mike Lee-both of whom sit on the Senate Judiciary Comm as Ginsberg's importance fades)
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