Posted on 06/07/2014 2:04:35 PM PDT by AU72
Moochelle Obama for the Senate? I think I’ve seen this movie before.
Let me guess, she’s the smartest woman in America. And she’s one of the 100 best lawyers in America — oh, that’s right, she doesn’t have a license to practice anymore. So that’s one thing the pajama boys of the state-controlled media won’t be able to gush about as the tingles run up their legs.
When does this nightmare end? Yesterday, her husband shows up for the 70th anniversary of D-Day, a solemn occasion by any measure, and he’s chewing gum.
And now Mrs. Mooch is being “urged” to run for a Senate seat. Who’s going to be her campaign manager — Bowe Bergdahl?
Her husband once told a daytime television audience, “One thing I can promise you is Michelle will not run for office.”
Of course, another thing he promised us is that if we liked our health insurance, we could keep it, period.
There are some similarities between her and Hillary, beyond the obvious ones of nepotism and incompetence. When Bill was elected AG of Arkansas, Hillary was hired by the Rose Law Firm. Two years later, he became governor, and she made partner.
By an amazing coincidence, after Barry was elected to the U.S. Senate, another nationwide search took place, and Moochelle scored a $316,000-a-year gig at a private hospital in Chicago.
Oddly, when she resigned after her husband’s election as president, the job was never filled again. I guess that’s because she was so darned good that the hospital could never hope to find anyone as well-qualified.
One of my favorite Moochelle quotes: “When I applied to Princeton, they said: ‘You can’t go there, your test scores aren’t high enough.’ ”
Guess what? “They” were right. You should check out her senior thesis sometime, which she wrote “as a future Black alumnus.”
(Would I be guilty of Eurocentrism if I pointed out that she is not an alumnus, but an “alumna?”)
As one obviously racist critic pointed out, her prose style “reflects an estranged relationship to the English language.”
Most parents would grimace if their ninth-grader wrote the following:
“Predominantly White universities like Princeton are socially and academically designed to cater to the need of the White students comprising the bulk of their enrollments.”
You don’t say? The bulk of the enrollment at white colleges is white students?
I can see the announcement of her 2016 candidacy on MSNBC: “Moochelle Obama, the smartest woman in America ...”
Will it be Illinois? Couldn’t they just create a fictional state to elect her from without opposition?
This would actually tie in with what Obama once said, about staying in Washington after his term of office is over.
He said that his youngest daughter would still be in high school, and that the Obamas might stay in Washington to let her finish high school at Sidwell Friends, with her class.
If Michelle becomes a Senator, then the family has the perfect reason to stay in Washington after their White House days are over.
Well, Hillary paved the way for first ladies to enter politics on their own. We’ll see.
Eventually she’ll win the White House, and Barry gets two more terms. The only comforting aspect of this probable future is that when the SHTF Democrats will control all aspects of government.
why not? its the Chicago way and look what they have given us recently. it is a shoo in.
There are 7 fictional states she could run from.
lolz
Obamastan?
Republican Senator Mark Kirk of Illinois is up for re-election in 2016. He doesn’t seem that popular there and Michelle might be a shoo-in.
There’s a Hawaii seat up in 2016 too. Also might be a cake walk for the First Wookie.
I have no doubt that this will happen. She will go on a bus caravan ‘listening tour’, the bulk of attendees, of course hand picked by the Democrat leadership. She will run, and her opponents will be systematically destroyed with information that had been ‘sealed’ by a court. And Mochelle, who has done NOTHING noteworthy in her life, will be mentioned as a possible presidential candidate. And I don’t even claim to be a psychic.
I will be shocked if she runs - I don’t think she can stand the constraints of the spotlight. Remember when she said how much she hates the WH and wishes she could escape?
Kirk was my congressman and then got elected to Obama’s seat after I left the state. He’s a RINO, but he’s a lot better than Michelle. (Sadly he’s a relatively young man who has suffered a stroke).
John Madigan will likely decide who the Democratic candidate will be. Don’t be surprised if it’s his daughter Lisa. Don’t be surprised if Kirk decides not to run. Illinois is turning bluer as conservatives leave the most corrupt and business unfriendly state in the Union.
Like secret divorce/medical/tax records being unsealed? Or maybe he called a minority a “poopie head” in kindergarten?
The Dem party in Illinois typical sells the Senate seats. Mooch and Barry are sponges — someone else pays for everything they have or do. Therefore, this isn’t happening.
The minute I heard Obama state “with utmost certainty” that Michelle ‘would never run for office’ I expected that yes, she will run, or if not actually ‘run’ she will be appointed to head some agency that is constantly on the take, something like the EPA. “War ON Puddles!!”.
No. Asked and answered many times, but some will still claim it’s possible. Constitutionally, it’s not.
She could not live the Air Force One lifestyle as a Senator.
She will not run — too confining.
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