Sarah Palin and Family Allegedly Involved in Giant Drunken Brawl at Snowmobile Party

Mediaite ^ | 09/11/2014 | by Tina Nguyen

[SeekAndFind]

This weekend, Sarah Palin and many members of her family were reportedly involved in a big ol’, 20-person drunken brawl at a Wasilla snowmobile party, which, if you’re playing Palin bingo, means you’ve won.

Anchorage police confirmed that an incident had indeed occurred, and that the Palins were definitely there, and it was real nasty. “None of the involved parties wanted to press charges at the time of the incident and no arrests were made,” they added, but did not disclose names. “Alcohol was believed to have been a factor in the incident.”

But that’s not enough detail! We need detail! We need elaboration! We need exactly why Sarah and Todd and Track and Willow and Bristol and etc. were there, and whether they said any nasty words, and if six-year-old Trig Palin choked a snitch!

Thankfully, the local Alaskan gossip bloggers are on the case, and their sources all seem to tell the same story. As The Immoral Minority tells it, the Palins had attended an Iron Dog snowmobile party, and drank a bit of alcohol. “I don’t know for sure who started it, but I do know that the Palins done ended it,” they wrote:

According to the grapevine Track had some altercation with a person who may or may not have once dated one of the Palin girls. That led to some pushing and shoving, which escalated somehow to the family being asked to leave the premises.

However before that could happen a certain former abstinence spokesperson unleashed a flurry of blows at some as of yet identified individual before being pulled off by by another partygoer, after which Todd apparently puffed up his chest and made some threatening remarks. (The “C’ word may have been uttered at one point.)

In the end the cops were called, order was restored, and the Mama Grizzly made sure the whole thing got swept under the rug.

Other accounts have Bristol punching a bunch of dudes, Todd nursing a bloody nose, and the following exchange recounted by Amanda Coyne:

It’s something to hear when Sarah screams, “Don’t you know who I am!” And it was particularly wonderful when someone in the crowd screamed back, “This isn’t some damned Hillbilly reality show!”

The truth will eventually come out. The likelihood of the truth being more insane than this gossip is pretty high.

[GOPJ]

Well, she’s not lying about SEALS being murdered in Benghazi or destroying the country like Hillary and her idiot friends at State.

[ncalburt]

You pathetic Professional hater.

You know its a lie.Troll.

Lies spread by this documented far left left wing blog set up by the Dem.

But you know that too. Your Palin hate is a mental illness ! Snowmobile parties in Wasilla in Sept. and Palin haters try to spread these sad lies! Go back to the DU, troll!

[ncalburt]

Idiot troll.

You know nothing about Wasilla AK .
Its low country in AK . Defending a Palin bashing blog set up by Dem operatives back in 2008.

[Raycpa]

Its the average american that makes this country great.

[House Atreides]

Damn, I always miss the best parties.

[bigdaddy45]

Your debating skills are enviable. Name calling? Really? How are things in the 8th grade?

I’m not a professional hater. I don’t “hate” Sarah Palin. I just don’t share the worshipful attitude that some do. She’s a failed Vice Presidential candidate who subsequently resigned halfway through her Gubernatorial term. She’s got strong opinions. Good for her. But to think she’s the “savior” of the Republican party. Uhh... no.

[ncalburt]

http://www.accuweather.com/en/us/wasilla-ak/99654/weather-forecast/331734

DU troll

Wasilla AK weather report

Its 60 degrees today!

Lets snowmobile.

[Bringbackthedraft]

Tried to post this on the source of the article but it wouldn’t take.

“All the fuss about the Palins? Is this the best news you can find? It sounds like a weekend at one of the Kennedy Compounds. At least none of the Palins have been brought up on murder charges or drunk driving a volunteer worker off a bridge and leaving the scene of an accident while she drowned. And yet there are “many” people who would still vote for any Kennedy had they ran for office, even those with a past criminal record, just on family name and party affiliation? Then you criticize the Palins for using foul language? Give me a break, which politicians do you know that don’t, Hillary and Bill? Do I now live in an America that thrives on double standards?”

[ncalburt]

http://www.accuweather.com/en/us/wasilla-ak/99654/weather-forecast/331734

Hey AK weather expert.

Its 60 degrees today in Wasilla AK .
get your snowmobile outfit on .

[fkabuckeyesrule]

I suppose its ironic that this might be one case where the left will believe that the police say. How conveeeeeeeenient!

[re_nortex]

Wow.... you ARE entertaining, I’ll give you that.

If you find the truth to be "entertaining", so be it. All I know is that our generous host has declared that Free Republic is Palin Country. Jim is not only a war hero, pioneer in website design and champion of Conservative causes but a lot smarter than I can ever hope to be. So, if he's onboard for Governor Sarah Palin, so am I! To this day, Sarah Palin IS this Tea Partier's cup of Tea!!, remains one of my "must reads" inspirational articles. The boss sets forth a logical yet passionate argument on behalf of Governor Palin's leadership.

[Bringbackthedraft]

Its 60 degrees today in Wasilla AK ................That’s freezing temperature here in FLA.

[Kickass Conservative]

Dis anyone drown in an upside down Oldsmobile?

[tumblindice]

“I been to one world’s fair, a picnic, a rodeo and a few duck & goose soirees. But the most fun I ever had was at a Palin party!”
Major Kong

[ncalburt]

Good point.

hey . if the Palin haters posting here say its snowmobile time in AK when its 60 degrees then there is some hope for a great snowmobile season in Pensacola in January !

Break out the hot chocolate !

[House Atreides]

You do understand that many of your gratuitous posts reek of someone overwhelmed with jealousy? At least to me they do. Perhaps some of your bodily portions are not so big as your userID wants to imply.

[Utilizer]

Sounds like a bloody good time, s’truth! *grin*

[Kickass Conservative]

Did anyone Crap on a Police Car?

[Utilizer]

No, Teddy “The Swimmer” Kennedy and BJ Clintoon were not invited, and if they were then we would not be hearing about this at all. *grin*

[acapesket]

he too…was a Masshole… I forget his forgettable name however.