Sarah Palin and Family Allegedly Involved in Giant Drunken Brawl at Snowmobile Party

Mediaite ^ | 09/11/2014 | by Tina Nguyen

[SeekAndFind]

This weekend, Sarah Palin and many members of her family were reportedly involved in a big ol’, 20-person drunken brawl at a Wasilla snowmobile party, which, if you’re playing Palin bingo, means you’ve won.

Anchorage police confirmed that an incident had indeed occurred, and that the Palins were definitely there, and it was real nasty. “None of the involved parties wanted to press charges at the time of the incident and no arrests were made,” they added, but did not disclose names. “Alcohol was believed to have been a factor in the incident.”

But that’s not enough detail! We need detail! We need elaboration! We need exactly why Sarah and Todd and Track and Willow and Bristol and etc. were there, and whether they said any nasty words, and if six-year-old Trig Palin choked a snitch!

Thankfully, the local Alaskan gossip bloggers are on the case, and their sources all seem to tell the same story. As The Immoral Minority tells it, the Palins had attended an Iron Dog snowmobile party, and drank a bit of alcohol. “I don’t know for sure who started it, but I do know that the Palins done ended it,” they wrote:

According to the grapevine Track had some altercation with a person who may or may not have once dated one of the Palin girls. That led to some pushing and shoving, which escalated somehow to the family being asked to leave the premises.

However before that could happen a certain former abstinence spokesperson unleashed a flurry of blows at some as of yet identified individual before being pulled off by by another partygoer, after which Todd apparently puffed up his chest and made some threatening remarks. (The “C’ word may have been uttered at one point.)

In the end the cops were called, order was restored, and the Mama Grizzly made sure the whole thing got swept under the rug.

Other accounts have Bristol punching a bunch of dudes, Todd nursing a bloody nose, and the following exchange recounted by Amanda Coyne:

It’s something to hear when Sarah screams, “Don’t you know who I am!” And it was particularly wonderful when someone in the crowd screamed back, “This isn’t some damned Hillbilly reality show!”

The truth will eventually come out. The likelihood of the truth being more insane than this gossip is pretty high.

[DKM]

Was 70 degrees this past weekend. No kind of weather for a "snowmobile party."

I live about 60 miles north of Wasilla. As Sam pointed out there is no snow as of yet, except maybe in the higher elevations of the Chugach or Talkeetna Mountains, but not to usable a depth for snow-machining, at least that would be readily accessible anyway. Another point is that the report includes an alleged correspondance from the Anchorage Police Department. Wasilla has it's own PD and would not need APD support. Wasilla is 40 or so miles from Anchorage with several communities in between. APD has no jurisdiction. At most, if the party occurred outside of Wasilla, the Alaska State Troopers would respond. This story is pure, unadulterated BS........

[sushiman]

Don’t put words in my mouth bud ...My main point , in case you missed it , was that I didn’t want to see her with her clan in the White House . Capiche ?

[sushiman]

Oh , and I could add a great long list of others I wouldn’t want to see in the WH ...Does that mean I HATE ? Phew - chill baby chill .

[Tucker39]

Reply to ALL: Wow! Is this what they mean by a “temperature inversion”? Snow in South Dakota and Colorado, and bikinis in Wasilla. Whooodathunkit?

[Delta Dawn]

I do not know how Todd and Sarah are doing it, but they really do not look old enough to have been the parents of those kids.

[Bigtigermike]

You are a leftist troll. No conservative use the term “failed vice president candidate”. That term was created by the left to specifically to knock Sarah after the election as the one who failed, when in fact it was she not McCain that was getting the large crowds and getting the enthusiasm and made the great speeches. You using that term tells anyone that you are fake

[lowbridge]

“Thankfully, the local Alaskan gossip bloggers are on the case, and their sources all seem to tell the same story”

Thats only because all those alaskan gossip bloggers (and how many of those can there be?) are all using one and the same source for their report: the amanda coyne blog

[bigdaddy45]

Paul Ryan was a “failed vice presidential candidate”. So were Joe Lieberman, Jack Kemp, and John Edwards. Sarah Palin wasn’t the first, and won’t be the last. But don’t let that little fact distract you from your paranoid rant.

[bigdaddy45]

Yes, i’ve ALWAYS wanted my own reality show. Dammit.

[Bigtigermike]

That phrase was created by the left and the media for Sarah. No one ever said “the failed vice presidential candidate John Edwards or Failed vice presidential candidate Liebermann or anyone else before because it wasn’t ever used in that term in the political arena until Sarah arrived. You are being reported

[bigdaddy45]

Here’s a whole article on them. Going back to William E. Miller (remember him?)

http://www.rollcall.com/issues/56_133/failed_vice_president_take_varied_trajectories-206192-1.html

Reported? haha. Are we in middle school?

[fatima]

This is trending on Facebook.

[Bigtigermike]

That article is from 2011, after Sarah and the term used by the media against her. You are troll and you have been reported

[bigdaddy45]

Big Tiger Mike? You sound like a scared little pussy cat to me. Reporting the guy who DARES disagree with you to the principal. Yes, failed vice-presidential candidate. And cut and run as Governor. You like that too?

[re_nortex]

Yes, failed vice-presidential candidate.

That's utterly absurd and a lie. Governor Sarah Palin was an enormous success as a VP candidate. The undeniable reality is that the GOP would have swept to power except for McCain's bogging down the ticket and the well-documented voter fraud by hussein's henchman. Proof? The sticker below is typical of what I saw around here in 2008:

Yes, it was Sarah Palin that collected the votes. That's not a "failed vice-presidential candidate" by any means. Everyone I know called it the Palin/mccain campaign.

[GraceG]

[ Yes, it was Sarah Palin that collected the votes. That’s not a “failed vice-presidential candidate” by any means. Everyone I know called it the Palin/mccain campaign. ]

I think John McCain picked Sarah Palin so he could blame her and conservatives for his defeat...

Of course the jump in poll numbers after her RNC speech kinda derailed that scheme...

[Hot Tabasco]

I’d rather see her in a drunken brawl in Wasilla than in the White House .

It all depends on whose butt she's kickin' in the white house.......Pelosi comes to mind.....LOL!

[Hot Tabasco]

That’s freezing temperature here in FLA.

That's how you can spot a Michigander, we're the ones walking around in shorts and t-shirts.....LOL!

[Bringbackthedraft]

That’s how you can spot a Michigander, we’re the ones walking around in shorts and t-shirts.....LOL! ===================== Yup they are also the ones with the tan.

[bigdaddy45]

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2014/09/13/the_palin_familys_side_of_the_anchorage_brawl_story_123964.html

Clearly the party took place. And the Palins were there. And there was some fist swingin’ going on.