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Truck containing 36,000 pounds of Crisco stolen
A.P ^ | October 13 2014 | No Attribution

Posted on 10/13/2014 10:40:50 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (AP) — A truck containing 18 tons of Crisco sticks headed to a grocery store chain distribution center was stolen in a Florida city.

St. Petersburg Police say that a tractor-trailer containing the 36,000 pounds of vegetable shortening was snatched Sunday morning.

(Excerpt) Read more at bigstory.ap.org ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; US: Florida; US: Georgia; US: North Carolina; US: South Carolina; US: Tennessee; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: crime; crisco; floriduh; greasedlightning; theft
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To: Yo-Yo

Or Key West.


21 posted on 10/13/2014 10:57:21 AM PDT by dfwgator (The "Fire Muschamp" tagline is back!)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Pretty slick thieves..................


22 posted on 10/13/2014 10:57:26 AM PDT by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Big parade anticipated in San Francisco soon?


23 posted on 10/13/2014 11:01:56 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Considering the current prices of shortening, that load could be worth a lot of $$$ on the black market.


24 posted on 10/13/2014 11:01:59 AM PDT by TomGuy
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To: Yo-Yo

Headed for Chris Christie’s......uh..... would somebody please complete the joke?

;^)


25 posted on 10/13/2014 11:02:10 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("I am now a radicalized infidel.")
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To: MeshugeMikey

Snatched?


26 posted on 10/13/2014 11:03:06 AM PDT by John W (Autumn of Recovery VI: This Time We're Serious)
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To: Slyfox

His finger’s not bent!


27 posted on 10/13/2014 11:05:26 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra (Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Got Crisco?

28 posted on 10/13/2014 11:07:10 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Islamopobia:The Irrational Fear Of Being Beheaded)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

Uh, the other fingers are.


29 posted on 10/13/2014 11:09:23 AM PDT by Slyfox (Satan's goal is to rub out the image of God he sees in the face of every human.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Police have not ruled out a link between this incident and the recent thefts of two Box Cars full of cookie dough, and the daring daylight hijacking of a truckload of chocolate chips.


30 posted on 10/13/2014 11:10:16 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: MeshugeMikey

Kinky.


31 posted on 10/13/2014 11:22:54 AM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "we still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
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To: MeshugeMikey

Going to grease some skids? Or, in the case of San Francisco, grease some KIDS.


32 posted on 10/13/2014 11:24:51 AM PDT by IronJack
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To: MeshugeMikey

I heard that Tyson Foods and Pilgrim’s Pride were hiring armed guards for their chicken delivery trucks.


33 posted on 10/13/2014 11:32:02 AM PDT by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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To: MeshugeMikey

bootleg biodiesel?


34 posted on 10/13/2014 11:38:41 AM PDT by RJS1950 (The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Democrats are caucusing again. Leave your wristwatches at home.


35 posted on 10/13/2014 11:41:06 AM PDT by RinaseaofDs
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To: cripplecreek

EEEEEWWWWWWWW at Post 19!

LOL!


36 posted on 10/13/2014 11:46:35 AM PDT by MplsSteve
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To: MeshugeMikey

How much of a market is there for “hot” Crisco?


37 posted on 10/13/2014 11:47:56 AM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: DainBramage

The party is on...


38 posted on 10/13/2014 11:48:54 AM PDT by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Cops did it. Frying donuts.


39 posted on 10/13/2014 11:52:31 AM PDT by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

I’m on it!


40 posted on 10/13/2014 12:14:36 PM PDT by NativeSon ( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
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