Judge dismisses lawsuit from man who says circumcision went wrong

CTV News ^ | 10/23/2014 | AP

[Blood of Tyrants]

They deny doing anything wrong? Was he SUPPOSED to have his penis amputated?

[AnotherUnixGeek]

Banks says he awoke from what should have been a routine circumcision to realize his penis was gone.

The hospital and doctors deny any wrongdoing.

The first and second sentences don't make any sense together. If this dude went in for a routine circumcision and they cut off his entire penis - um, yeah, that's in my mental dictionary right under the definition of the word "wrongdoing".

Either there's a lot more to this story or the judge is some sort of kook. If any guy does go in for circumcision, couldn't hurt to have your wife or girlfriend write "Don't cut off the entire thing!" right above your junk using a permanent marker.

[Jack Hydrazine]

ROFLMAO!!!!

[Timber Rattler]

There’s got to be more to this story...!

[Jack Hydrazine]

When he’s doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn’t miss
He’ll always shlep on down for a wedding or a bris
They say he’s got a lot of chutzpah, he’s really quite khhhhhip
The parents pay the moyel and he gets to keep the tip
- “Pretty Fly For A Rabbi”
by Weird Al Yankovic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flcnIVDCnFA

[Jack Hydrazine]

I’m Gonna Jump

In Jerusalem a man is going to jump off the building. Up rushes a good Jewish cop to talk him down.

Cop yells up to the man “Don’t jump! Think of your father.” Man replies, “I haven’t got a father. I’m going to jump.”

The cop goes through a list of relatives - mother, brothers, sister, etc. Each time man says “haven’t got one, going to jump.”

Desperate the cop yells up, “Don’t jump! Think of your Rabbi!” Man replies “Who is that?”

Cop yells “Jump, Muslim! You’re blocking traffic!”

[SoothingDave]

Will it stand up in court?

[morphing libertarian]

may be hard on the jury

[I-ambush]

My guess is that they discovered he had carcinoma of the penis once they pulled back the foreskin, and went ahead and performed penectomy (removal of the cancer), as is necessary for that disease. The mistake was probably not waking up the patient and explaining the situation to the patient and his wife, and getting their consent for the procedure first.

[beelzepug]

Apparently the whole episode has been quite humiliating for Mr. Johnny Lee Banks Jr. He is going to court to have his name changed.

He will now be known as Les Johnson.

[Arthur McGowan]

And the spelling should be left to...

[Arthur McGowan]

And I think you meant “mohels,” not “rabbais.”

[OldMissileer]

Ignorance is bris.

Love it!!!