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Man chops off his own penis after girlfriend told him he was no good in bed
Metro [UK] ^
| 23 Oct 2014
| Richard Hartley-Parkinson
Posted on 10/23/2014 10:28:47 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
A jilted lover has chopped off his own penis after he was dumped by his girlfriend.
Oliver Ilic, 22, was told that he was no good in bed so it is claimed he mutilated himself then threw the remains in the bin.
He is alleged to have told doctors that he had a small appendage and cited that as the reason why his girlfriend was no use to him.
Ilic contacted emergency services when he could not stop the bleeding and was taken to hospital in the east Macedonian town town of Kocani.
Police searched his house and discovered the severed organ in a bin after it had been cut off with a single swipe from a razor blade which was also lying in the bin.
Doctors were initially unable to re-attach his penis but he was then transferred to the capital, Skopje, where it was reunited with his body following five hours of surgery.
However they said it was still too early to know if the operation would be a success and if it would ever function properly again.
Recently a 40-year-old Macedonian man chopped off his own penis then flushed it down the toilet.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: napl
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To: fidelis
No Molon Labe for him!
[Yes, I know that was Leonidas of Sparta.]
61
posted on
10/23/2014 11:15:20 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: fieldmarshaldj
62
posted on
10/23/2014 11:16:44 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Slings and Arrows
Oh, man...
Yeah, I was wondering if the AM was pining for the fjords. They always kill our best off-color threads. :-P
To: Slings and Arrows
I would be willing to bet every Krugerrand I own (if I owned any) that not a single male freeper has ever said to his significant other, in any way, shape or form,
“Start calling my meter long, King Kong dong: ‘Bushmaster’ ... or off it comes!”
64
posted on
10/23/2014 11:20:41 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Just wrong in every way.
Seriously, that’s like demolishing your house to improve a doorway.
65
posted on
10/23/2014 11:20:44 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Okay, I thought this was going to involve a date at the movies and eating his girlfriend’s Cracker Jack.
66
posted on
10/23/2014 11:21:41 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(An erect Oliver Ilic has no conscience.)
To: fieldmarshaldj
Tell me about it! I don’t even bother posting bestiality stories any more.
67
posted on
10/23/2014 11:23:40 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Slings and Arrows
Will this hurt? No, you’ll just feel a little prick.
68
posted on
10/23/2014 11:24:09 PM PDT
by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: RichInOC
69
posted on
10/23/2014 11:24:51 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Slings and Arrows
To: Veggie Todd
71
posted on
10/23/2014 11:25:37 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: fieldmarshaldj
72
posted on
10/23/2014 11:26:07 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Slings and Arrows
I mean, with all the stories that get posted about Democrats on FR, what’s another one about a little prick ?
To: Slings and Arrows
Rimshot? Well, without Mr. Johnson, that’s about all he can do now, right?
74
posted on
10/23/2014 11:30:46 PM PDT
by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: Darksheare
Something tells me that Stubby ain’t exactly a long-term thinker.
75
posted on
10/23/2014 11:31:00 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: fieldmarshaldj
Is Robert Reich back in the news?
76
posted on
10/23/2014 11:32:17 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: tumblindice
Gloom, despair, agony on me ....
Well, Hee Haw to you to! LOL
77
posted on
10/23/2014 11:33:28 PM PDT
by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: Veggie Todd
Response self-censored, but involved liquor.
78
posted on
10/23/2014 11:33:41 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Slings and Arrows
No doubt about it....... that really don’t suck... WAIT!..
79
posted on
10/23/2014 11:34:03 PM PDT
by
hosepipe
(" This propaganda has been edited (specifically) to include some fully orbed hyperbole.. ")
To: Slings and Arrows
No, it seems my search for him has come up short.
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